BREAKING: Major Clinton Campaign Announcement

Nice wasting of dub-dubs, you faggot.

He's parodying claims in the MSM that Trump is planning to drop out.

Kek just keeps on giving.

Then fuck off and die Alex.

You, on the other hand, are the hero we need and deserve.

quads confirm

Alex Jones is reporting Hillary dropping out tomorrow…

Sounds legit.

Pro-pure filtered.

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It's fucking nothing

youtu.be/0G4GFY3ItNg?t=174

dropped

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Oh boy I'd kek.

Kek did gun be gud

Despite what the media may say, when Trump gets elected, soon we will all have the redpilled, fortune fueled woman we've been looking for. Take heart anons, your day is coming.

this, pretty sure op is just sliding anyways

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If this did actually happen, I'd be questioning what reality I just stepped into.

It's not happening, unfortunately.

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NO MORE FUCKING ALEX JONESTIEN THREADS GOD DAMN IT!

WE ALL HAVE YOUTUBE

THE SKY ISN'T FALLING UNTIL IT IS!

Very unlikely shes dropping out. She could flat out admit to trying to destroy the US and she''d get a bump in the polls. She's fucking untouchable because of her vagina

HILLARY CLINTON IS THE FOUNDER OF ISIS

Her enemies wouldn't be dead all of sudden if she planned to drop out.

fuckin dub-dubs man, god bless you user

invalid webm uploaded?

What the shit is that supposed to mean?

-c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v $2 -codec:a libvorbis

Is this not a perfectly reasonable way to encode a webm?

Also I downloaded the webm version straight from youtube with youtube-dl and Holla Forums doesn't like that either…

Hillary's just a shabbos goy

Every time I prophesy Kek shall provide us rich blonde girlfriends, Kek comes through.

All hail Kek.

(geprüft)

truly, you are blessed by kek

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I'm only blessed because I seek Kek's will.

ID+ filtered
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>Holla Forums

user it's alright, there's no need to be a cuck. Kek will give you a man if that's what you seek.

Well, I'll check those numbers because that is my exact taste in women.

Don't give a shit about Jonestein's puerile attempt at meme magic though, except that I've never seen a clip of him where he speaks more calmly than that. He's almost tolerable on the ears when he doesn't shout. I watched the entire Duke debate several times to make a compilation of his evasions and lies and I don't think he was this calm during that entire broadcast.

Waifus for everyone confirmed? Please yes. By the power of the UFOs I observed last night, let high strangeness reign.

Good idea.

Jones?

What the fuck is wrong with you all?

You have good taste in women user.

Does you butt hurts, you slimy kike?

Today is a happy day.

I'm a kike just because I'm against porn spam? Seriously?
If you're here for muh funs and nude girls, get back to >>>Holla Forums

why would hillary drop out at a time like this?
i dont get it
is this CIA agent jones trying to give hillary a taste of her own medicine?

If you think that image is porn, you're either a retard or a jealous femanon.

No I have one of the worst tastes possible. I'm a broken vessel and therefore have an abnormal affinity for tomboys and femdom, the representation of the female counterpart to the ways in which I am broken. Like every man, I should be attracted to submissive baby ovens, but I only want girls that will forcefully cuddle me.

It's either a sort of parody, wishful thinking, or baby's first attempt at selecting a future through pre-loading reality (meme magic). I don't think anyone would pay for this kind of thing to be made, just seems too pointless except as an attempt to sow disappointment in his listen and believers. But that's such an insignificant move that only a really desperate party would pull out this many stops.

Watch the video

Like I said, top tier taste. Kek will provide.

He says it's satire you fucking retard.

He says "this is satire. But this is what MSM is doing about Trump" and provides examples. Is your attention span that short?

What kind of rifle is that?

She ruined herself. She was perfect just as she was. I've never seen any woman look better with injected lips; and who likes fake boobs anymore? Looks like she might've destroyed her nose, too. Unnecessary cosmetic surgery should be shamed and, ideally, banned. Whoever agreed to do that to her is a scumbag.

I'm glad this is satire and that she's not dropping out. Hillary is very beatable, regardless of what the kike media is telling you.

Yup. Pretty much anyone has a better chance than her at this point. She's a dud.

This level of shill intensity can't go on for much longer. It will become too fucking obvious, even to the most deluded normie.

thank you kek

No fucking clue, just some image I searched up years ago.

It's degenerate tier taste which puts me on the rope list. The best I can hope for is to be put in a zoo or to have earned honorary quarantine.

Nice dubs ya got there!

This pleases me immensely- same thing happened earlier too with double twos.

It is WRITTEN

Say she was to drop out.

Who would they put in her place.

Baring in mind that Sanders has now left the Democratic party.

This.

fitlered and reported

reported for retardation

never make a thread ever again

She was hotter before the degenerate boob job.

noice

It's an L96A1 variant. Possibly an Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Magnum/Police. Damn fine rifles, those. Polite sage for OT.

please clap
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Rarest Pepe make true!

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Praise KEK!

HILLARY’S SHILLS ON OTHER SITES ARE ALREADY CLAIMING THAT TRUMP IS DROPPING OUT

The last two or three instances of the media claiming Trump was doing something were 1:1 parallels with something the Democrats had ACTUALLY done.
“Trump’s a manchurian candidate! He’s just throwing the election for Hillary!” And then Sanders did exactly that, matching the definition of the phrase word for fucking word.
“Trump’s a puppet for Russia! Putin is controlling him with foreign interests!” And then Hillary’s campaign manager didn’t disclose a $35 million stake in a Russian company, never mind Hillary’s history selling arms and military equipment to Russia.
So hopefully this is Hillary dropping out because her syphilis has flared up and she’s going to die.

what?

ok

What the fuck he keeps saying it's real and then saying it's satire. Wtf is actually happening?

Right on time

Yes. Dubs I can believe in. Dubs I will vote for.

Dammit… forgot to spoiler. MODS pls

Ha, you got mad.

Based Alex.
He's turning into an alright dude.
I think his jew alimony has been a red pill suppository, does he still bang on about nazis?

You’re a degenerate. Fuck off.

Hillary's (((psycho))) supporters.

10/10

PRAISE KEK!

I was about to ask if she got a boob job…. ffs why? Stupid plastic shit is probably all scarred up now too… fucking women….

Any actual confirmation? Or is this just yet another dubs shitposting thread?

Hail Kek!

I'm hopeful something might be brewing but it's a Jonestien thread so what do you think that means?

The worst thing is she'd look great with small tits.
Such a shame.

Read the description.

Jones is:

He's just throwing shit up basically.

Blessed be his sticky frog mucus

If not dubs, KEK is playing you for fools.

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offtopic, but is archive.is not working for anyone else today?

Welp, quads Trumps dubs.

The only way she'll drop out is if she's arrested or suffers a stroke.

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B-but I want a brunette…

I don't want her to drop out.
She's really, really hated in the US and another candidate would give Trump much more trouble.
She's also very easy to debate against.
I don't want Kaine (an old, healthy white male) or anyone else who might attract the votes of those undecided.

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name of pic related?