Vocaroo

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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If you wouldn't mind, please say, fuck I want to kill myself, I really do, its the first thought in my head in the morning and the last before I sleep at night, I constantly drown myself in a stew of booze and shitty food in an attempt to feel better, maybe one of these days I'll stop being such a faggot and just do it.

send me an email or something to contact, I'll read the line when no one is around. currently have some family in and would rather not chance being overheard.

Why do you need contact info? If anything I'd prefer you post yours. All righty why's it matter though, you can always say it was a shitty joke if they hear you.

say "I sit around all day and think of huge nigger cock. I'm a devout white nationalist but I can't help my feelings. I love nigger cock more than anything else and want to worship it. I hope my friends don't find out."

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I've been meaning the messy campaign,Bada Birmingham is our domain. Eat chow mein and I sip champagne, If you don't like me try and complain.

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you sound like a redneck with autism

I was 9, and was getting babysat by the 18 year old boy down the street. Even at 9 I knew I had power over men. I was always getitng told how cute I was, how adorable I was. I was determied to prove that I could control a man. I still feel that I loved the boy that was babysitting me the night I did it. it wasn't rape. it was love. I knew what I was doing. As soon as my parents left, I changed into my 'man trapping' outfit. My favorite pair of panties (pink My Little Pony) and a tank top. His eyes nearly bugged out of his head when I walked out. I played it slow, rubbing against him, on the couch. Eventually I moved onto his lap and ground my cute butt into his crotch. I could feel his manhood growing. I couldn't take it. I got up, stood infront of him, pulled down my panties, and told him to touch me.I could tell he was impressed. Even at 9, my penis was a good 4 inches erect. He worked the balls and the tip. I will always remember his strong hands around my shaft.

it's one of the oldest cities in England you dipshit

read that out loud it's pronounced bur-ming-ham

Not a redneck, but you got the autism part right.

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I mean, it's filled with muslims

say this: "I was at the park the other day just minding my business. I looked over at the playground and saw this beautiful little girl, she was probably about 8 years old. I went home and obsessively looked at pictures of little girls and jacked off. Henceforth, I am questioning whether or not I am a pedophile. Every time I see a little girl in real life, my cock starts to grow. Should I kill myself Holla Forums?"

eh, alright. bit quiet though.
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it sounds like shit with the built in tool but at least you can hear it
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Do the pumped up kicks karaoke

say it, you coward

Sup guys I come here with a question, about my own son. He'll be 16 in August, and me and my wife are very worried about him… He's gay, and he has an online relationship with a 20-year-old in Virginia, and he's very open about it…it makes me quite ashamed that I have a gay son, and to make it worse, he's into some fandom called "furry" and I've seen pictures of it…it's vile and disgusting. Me and my wife don't know what to do. We've punished him numerous times, but he won't give it up. We've taken assorted things from him such as a dog collar he insists on wearing and even an animal dildo. (Jesus Christ) What should I do?

doing this just because it's not pedoshit
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Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

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enjoy you're van&

i have no interest in children, only pedo's, you asked me for the voice, that is all i provided words without messages, we aren't so deep into PC culture yet that saying words is illigal

"Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore so she can see the shimmering silver ships in sunshiny summers she strolls along the sea shore
Shoelessly splashing somersaults while she skips"

When you laugh about my 2 centimeter, i'll take out my 9mm

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest. "How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor. "Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy. I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear. I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

Or

They made fun of my 2 centimeter so I showed them my 9mm

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(Anime Girl Voice): Hey Eric, why is your backpack so heavy? Is it filled with books?

Nah. Magazines.

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do

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Why do you all sound so autistic?

pic

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[say with deep emotion and frustration while yelling]: "I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?"

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WWoooohoooooo Holla Forums. My wife just gave birth and yes it is a GIRL. Oh man so fucking sweet. Right tho, i have to figure out some way of making sure she grows up into the perfect daddy loving loli. There must be some way of making sure that several years from now i will be fucking the tightest pusssy i will ever get my dick into. So cmon Holla Forums we need to make a plan, and i shall keep us all updated with the progress.

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thanks. You have a nice voice.
no homo

read this bit too

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PLANE SCENE GO

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Thank you guys a million, mind saying another thing? If so. I'm nearly ready, I've got a gun and I've got a noose now time to make the choice. I'd rather not fail with a gun and become a vegetable, but I'd also not enjoy being deprived of oxygen slowly as I feel my life fading, either way my path has been chosen and there's no returning now, time to walk the road towards the deep sleep.

Nice voice. You could make some money with voice acting, Youtube or some shit like that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When this beat dropped, 23 kids did too.

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How goes it FBI?

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Do you have a speech impediment?

https:// principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php /pAt83
join this shit
something to fucking do I guess
I don't know I'm just as fucking bored.

no

Not allowed discord links, forgot
discord /pAt83

Holla Forums is my home

same fam
👌👌👌

fair enough man, just fucking bored.

literally?
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say whatever you would say to a person you were about to kill

Thanks man I really appreciate it, your voice is perfect for saying that.

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SAY GOODBYE, SCIENCE GUY

That's great

"are you frustrated?"

Say what you think about this girl(?)

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say 'nigger' 40 times.

chep bush

recite these lyrics:

Slowly turning me, into a flesh eating zombie
Knowing this spell can only be broken
by the vaginal skins of young women
I proceed to find the meat
their bleeding cunts will set me free
Warmth seeping from this
Body
Rotted
After I sucked the blood from her ass

I feel more alive
more alive than I've ever been
Even though now I'm dead within

My mouth drools
As I slice your perinium
My body smeared
With the guts I've extracted
through her hole, came swollen organs
cunnilingus with the mutilated

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…" And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?" Please

Are they all busy saying nigger 40 times?

no I just don't feel like doing more requests

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There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"

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who are you talking to? Are you venting?

anuddah shoa

it was a stupid fucking nigger i went off on in an mplayer chatroom back in the early 2000's era. i kicked it from the room immediately after delivering my golden words

Good job m8, I'd buy you a round of shots if I could