Oldfag here

I grew up in the nineties, but on my way home from school one day, I found an old copy of Playboy sitting in the gutter. It hadn't rained in a while, so it was just a little crumpled, and I immediately stuck it in my backpack to take home.

Later that night, under covers with a flashlight, I gently flipped through each page. I even read the ads because it was like looking back in time. I remember being fascinated and disappointed by how much pubic hair the models had. they were clearly naked, but I couldn't see their pussies because they were all covered up except for one that was bent over facing away from the camera. I could see hers pretty well.

I jerked off to that thing a lot because the only internet in the house was in the living room and I wasn't ballsy enough to look for the things my friends had talked about on the same computer that my dad used.

The funny thing about it was that, after a while, I found myself flipping past the full page models and reading the story submission section in order to get off because reading about sex was just better than looking at pictures.

(Pics related)

Who else volunteered for paper recycling collection so they could get their hands on some lewd mags?

Kek

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It must be really frustrating to them, to fall for the vidya and interweb is evil meme so hard and try to fight it so hard and, completely fail.

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I'm gonna need some source for that GIF, captain.

Nice storyteller thread.
Hopefully more oldfags on here keep it going.

even I can believe that i had a shoebox full of these things. internet fucking existed then, what was i thinking.

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This

Wolf girl with you

Hah!
I must be SuperOldfag then.
8mm films were my first porn experience.

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My first ejaculation was to erotic story from Hustler. It was at my grandparent's house and magazine was left in my aunt's bedroom.

Your just jelly

#5 What are eight "O" levels of trivial pursuit?

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Many thanks, my man.

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My just jelly? Let me check my cupboard.
Learn contractions, you fucking idiot.

ALL HAIL GRAMMAR NAZI!
SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL!!

when america was great
people were white
and nipples were puffy

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well, oldfags were grammar nazis. back then, the chans were peopled with anons who knew shit. now it's all ignorami and desperate kids, like, er, you.
my dad's porn collection would buy me a house today. my mom must have paid someone to crane it out of the cellar after he died. so many ado wanks. good days. the porn then left room for imagination; nowadays it beggars belief.

not a you faggot
53 years here
fuck off

sry

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My vintage needs a bit more sleeze user, nice try though.

Hustler was the best for this. They had a lesbian twins issue.

vintage-erotica-forum.com

tons of old magazine scans

Thanks user

YW

39 year old here. Stealing Hustlers from the corner store was like a bank heist for us. That shit was treasure. Our group would agree on whose turn it was to be the thief and we'd hide them up in the California foothills and schedule time that you'd have exclusive access to them. Probably where I got my fetish for sex outdoors, come to think of it. Was exciting, imo your generation missed out on a crucial right of passage into manhood and never learned you have to take what you want.

56 year old mwm here.
We lived near a semi-abandoned road, when I was a kid.
Walking home from school I used to find porn rags that people would throw into the ditch.
By the time I left grade school I had quite a collection of playboys, penthouses, screw & random jerk magazines.

I can't imagine how fantastic it must be to grow up today with any kind of porn you want to see, right at your fingertips.

Pic semi-unrelated.

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32. I used to find them on my road every once in a while. I still have the last one I found. It was in the woods near my house. It's either my dads, some logging worker's I suspect. It's a High Society from March 2002. It has Aria Giovanni on the front.

Once I found a VHS tape all broken and strewn out on the road and no label I could find. All the plastic was broken but the tape was still ok. I spent quite a while rolling that tape onto new spools. When I was finally done and I popped it in… faggot porn.

No it wasn't you fucking autist. You only had a limited amount of images and you had to work to find more mags. It was hell.

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Millenials will never know the sordid frustration of finding the pages stuck together.

I remember my fourteenth birthday, must've been something like that, where I snuck down to the video game drawer of my dad. I had been looking for a while for a new video game to play when I found a cd hull with had three discs inside. Must've been video dvds or some such. at any rate, I saw these and dropped them like a hot potato when I found them. Two featured really ugly chicks on the cover but one was this top notch redhead.
So on my birthday I woke up way too early and snuck in to the living rom and popped the DVD in to the tray, then tried to watch it and nothing happened. Most frustrating event in my life, right after being too nervous to get it up the first time. Fucking sucks, mang.

They wen't called "Stick Books" for nothing, you know…

You got a name for the first three pics?

forest porn was the best

Shame I'm not into farah fawcett hair, hairy bush or tanlines.

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Imagine every thread was like this one.

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that is a shame

We've got a tough guy here

whom are you quoting?

Stick Books we called 'em, as the pages would get stuck together…

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That's kinda hot.
Too bad she is 60 now.

Two separate sentences. "O" levels are part of the British education system

Skinmags my ass. My first wank was to a Sears catalog.

Thanks

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Ya know how I came upon my 1st copy of a dirty magazine? Some motherfucker just gave it to me, out the window of their car. Just like that. 13 year old me, on my bike, riding home as fast as I can to see what that copy of Hustler had in store.

I've never really recovered.

No problem.

yeah, you don't see that shit anymore now do ya.

Ok could someone please explain to me why porn mags would show up in the woods and in ditches all the time? My theory is that stashes are found in the woods because you could get some privacy and jaclk off with no one around. Now what I don't understand is why someone would dump porn on the side of the road . Could they not dispose of it in the trash without someone finding it? Was someone worried that a wife or a parent would find it in the trash? Help me understand? I was never lucky enough to come across porn in the woods btw and had to use the sears catalog or my sisters fashion magazines.

If found mine under a bridge. Sometimes hobos used that as a sleeping place. You could find all kinds of stuff there.

You have to think of the other side of it.
It could have been a disgruntled wife or girlfriend that was disposing of her mans stash and trying to ditch it quickly IE. woods or side of road in fit of rage.

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all these females make me want to cry because they remind me of my girlfriend and my girlfriend makes me want to cry

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There's no such thing. Unless you were military or an academic researcher in the '70s. I seriously doubt any of them lurk the chans.

Frances Voy

Thank you, I would shake your hand if I could.

The fuck are you talking about? I'm 39. 70's skin mags were around well into the 90's. You do know people would collect them right. My friends dad had a entire attic filled with mags and Betamax porn.

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Now I'm wondering what the fuck you are talking about. Am I responding to a bot? I was referring to the existence of "oldfags".
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You sure are out there user.
Hopefully we will find someone to get you.

Unlikely, since I don't even get me. Badum tss.
Nice dubs, too bad you're a bot.

That first one looks like my friends wife.

#2 is perfect

I dont think you know what Oldfag means.

this shit is just absurdly hilarious, not hot.

Nice beaver

i didnt know women had pussies back then.

#5 "scoop"

Is she dead?

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70s porn is best porn

I'm glad I'm a 90sfag because this shit is terrible and I can't believe anyone would genuinely enjoy it unless they were cucked out of the free and superior internet porn of the future by their temporal imprisonment. Oldfags, when will they learn?

nice thread OP

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I don't know, she was born in 1961 so she would be 56 or 57 today.

She was The Sun's first Page 3 girl… at age 16.

Old fag here
Those were the days.

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Just old here:
I wish I still had some of my stickbooks from the late 80's.
It's funny how even back then they had a yellow hue to them

bumpo

I like sticky, too

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at least you were lucky enough to get porn mags.
i used to jerk off to the bikini and underwear section of shopping magazines/brochure that big malls used to give away.
some of those girls were qt, and i could clearly see a camel toe on one, i came on it till the paper couldn't take it anymore.
few months later i got interweb with 33kb/s !.
i was able to download nude pictures !.
back in the day the interweb was what the deep web is today, full of CP and weird people.

good times.

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$0.75 for a magazine

What is this?

I love this old creep shit. Moar!

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I have nothing to add, but I must bump

Whatever happened to porn not allowing 16 year olds? Women are prettiest at 16. They an be models ffs

Grew up in the 2000s and I have a dozen of these stories.
Even now you are able to find porno mags on the street flying in the wind.

Way too much?
Fucking Jews

Chek'd, good story

I remember the relief of finally disposing of all my porn stash.
The first huge haul of 40 or so magazines was distrbuted by my friend who left them in bushes around the town.

Second one of 10-20 I burned in the back garden when no one was around.
Didn't have to worry about that shit anymore.

Then a stash of porn CDs and a couple of small magazines went - maybe I burned those mags too. CDs destroyed perhaps, I forget.

Then some time after came the digital purge - hundreds of gigs wiped.
Now I have a handful of tasteful pictures - which I delete every so often anyway - no point in keeping them.

Good to be generally free of porn, but moreso of collecting it.

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Holy fucking shit, that's Amanda Tapping from Stargate SG-1.

Sure, I see it

Feminists, their beta bitch academic enablers and the lying media happened, and Westerncucks ate it up because they're always trying to feel better about themselves by making up villains to go after. See: every overseas US intervention in the past 70 years.

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now that is a killer dumpster

#2 WTF
KEK

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Holy fuck, I remember that issue

MOAR

I still can't understand why the iimages on my screen aren't sticking together any more?

Keep trying user. 5 more loads should do it

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Linda Blair

She was great in Sister Dearest.

Kids don't even know this is cp.

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xvideos.com/video16885605/sister_dearest#_tabEmbed

Shitty Embed broken

If that's the version with Traci cut out it is trash. The blowjobs she did in that were sexy.

Gud bread

I like the seventeen videos, especially this one.

tubepornclassic.com/videos/146823/seventeen-classic-1/

Tubepornclassics is breddy awrite for classic stuff. Most of dem wimminz ain't hairy nuff 4 me tho.

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Damn she had some great tits

You are the one that failed user. Sorry.

Gold dust?

I know this is basically an old mag thread but I just collected a set someone might have an interest in.
One of if not the first Mega pron star on the new interweb thingy.
Mrs. Danni Ashe.
Pretty much something from every photo shoot ever or at least pics spanning her whole career.

Made a torrent for another board but thought some user here might want it.
One large folder but it is kinda organized. The sets are grouped together
but there are randoms in between some of the sets.
A lot of decent Res stuff, some Higher res stuff and a lot of in between.

4.3g
17,800 pics

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:764D107DA59B90799E442CA541B382934B9454B3&dn=Danni&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3a6969%2fannounce

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Thanks user

"the power of christ compels you"

got any early Tracy Lords?

This early Guardians of the Galaxy 2 ad campaign sure was ambitious

Your welcome
Enjoy your pics

I guess this addressed to me?
Are you looking for a collection for Tracy ?

I didn't even think about that, good one user.

bump

Im looking for some of her "early" work

Anyone have some of the early work of linsey dawn mckenzie? She's so old and implant-y now.

On the contrary I believe I have succeeded. Despite every effort made to suppress and normalize me I have come out still enlightened to the wonders of 2D tiddies and vidya.

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Nicely done user

Bumped

All of Lords work is pretty much DMCA'd,
at least on the popular forums.
You might find bits and pieces here and there but I am guessing not much.

What was her field of work,
Model or porn actress?
Any other names she worked under?

Why did every model looked like they were 30/40 back in the days?

Same goes for the actresses of this time

Because every chick nowadays is covered in shitty coverall make-up. And all photos have Filters / Shopped

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quality thread

I was born in 91 so…

Pic related, fun times.

Yes. Top tier thread right here. MOAR

WELL, according to google she shot under "Pauline" but that's all there is, I'd love to see more.

It's not, old timer. It's a fucking curse, one day you're jerking it to tits and the next you're so Deep embeded into your own lust that you no longer strive for anything but continuously more perverse or specific fetish material

Good ole Squigglevision the first 5min was free

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These old pics are getting my dick all hard, what am I to do now?

find a woman with a ridiculous haircut and fuck her senseless. for the full 80s experience, take some crack as well.

I think you mean "snort some coke"

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Color Climax was the first to produce commercial child pornography films.[4] From 1969 to 1979, Color Climax was responsible for the relatively large-scale distribution of child pornography.[6]

Between 1971 and 1979 the company produced 36 or more 10-minute films for its Lolita series.[4][7][8] These films featured young girls, mainly with men, but sometimes with women or other children.[4][7][8] The participating girls were mainly between the ages of 7 and 11 years; however, some were younger.[4][7][8] Titles included Incest Family, Pre-Teen Sex, Sucking Daddy, and Child Love.[7]

lul

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who is she?

Wow, what is this from user?