Jewsneys rumored plans for Star Wars past episode 9

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Sounds like absolute garbage, but do any of us even care at this point? Star Wars is pozzed, it's dying of AIDs. Lucas' legacy was killed by the mouse and after WW3 none of the white men in charge of the world will have any interest in touching it.

Star Wars is done, it's over, time to move on and get ready for the race war.

Nobody here is gonna see it, I haven't even pirated Cuck Awakens yet. That doesn't mean we shouldn't' talk about it though. It's pretty funny.

What's there to talk about? It's anti-white propaganda aimed at sissifying white boys. It's no different than something like Blacked.com, hell, it's actually worse than blacked.com because at least cuck porn is up-front about what it is. (((Disney))) has turned Star Wars into an MK-Ultra tier psyop against whites of the world.

I wonder how they will go about ruining Obi-Wan.

look at /ourguys/

They already have by deciding to make a movie about him. Obi Wan is not a protagonist, he's a supporting character. He's not compelling or interesting on his own, he's only interesting in how he relates to Luke and Anakin. That's it. Fanboys don't get this because they're fanboys. The Obi Wan movie will be nothing more than soulless fanservice.

Is Valerian kike brainwashing too or will it be safe to watch?

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It's a Luc Besson movie, it's just wacky French bullshit. It's fine, it may have gay liberal shit, but it's not going to be brainwashing.

So… Boba Fett and his (((diverse))) group of friends.

I bet it's gonna be a gay love story.

No, it will be a shitskin and a blonde girl.

Yeah but I meant more subversive stuff, not taking the money off drooling fans by producing garbage. Of course he's only interesting in he context of Lucas' saga but they will also try to pozz him somehow, to diminish his role in the prequels and the OT. Like making him secretly homo or something.

Thanks, I was planning to take family to see it and I don't want to turn my relatives into golems. Just want to be safe, you know.

Very likely. Really, if they were to make him sexual in anyway it would devalue his character and make him even more of a hypocrite than he already is. They're going to have to work in non-whites and women somehow (since they've publicly announced that's what they're all about) so they'll probably give him a black girl sidekick.

Blonde tranny with 100% charcoal nigger muslim?

nigger what, they will scream about it on every corner

Then they can The Road Warrior or Fury Road him.

I wish there was a way to make a non-pozzed epic space opera movie (or tv show) in this current year.

Han Solo's "wife"

It's based on a comic book which is just about time-traveling adventures in space, pulpy sort of scifi stuff as an excuse for fun comic book shenanigans. I'll probably see it too because it looks like it will have cool visuals.

Secretly gay in the original saga, then in the spin-off he gets buttblasted by half of Tatooine's population of men and stuff since the Jedi Council is no more.

Didn't this comic inspire Star Wars or am I mistaken? Is it worth reading?

Some of its art inspired concept art for the Prequels. But Star Wars itself was mainly inspired by Flash Gordon, Kurosawa Films, and everything Lucas ever watched or read.

Half a dozen movies and tv serials "inspired" Star Wars, as in were blatantly ripped off.

That would explain why he became racist.

Oh God, I just realized what they're going to do. They're going to give him a little girl Tusken Raider as a sidekick and show that not all sandpeople are evil…

Also Dune, myth and the western canon.

Triumph of the Will should get ripped off more often, it's a quality kino.

this must be the only case when 3D > 2D

Did you miss where I said, "everything Lucas ever watched or read"

Is this the same source that did spoilers for episode 8? Because I am inclined to believe that a lot of it will be real if so.
Kek, people are going to get sick of seeing a desert planet over and over again. That might be the cheapest place to film, but still.
Cannot wait for trans-bots and womyn ayys saving the day.
So Twilight star wars? Man are they really milking this shit.
Fucking idiots, Disney stops once Star Wars doesn't make money.

Did you miss where I didn't read your comment and don't give a flying fuck about it?

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so never

yes, you're on this train forever

I look forward to Episode DCLXXIII: Return of the Last Sith.

Everyone wants to believe that but the truth is Lucas ripped off Dune.

It'd be cool if the Boba Fett movie was like those Dark Horse comics with him and IG-88.

I don't image a sweet summer child like yourself actually watched any of Kurosawa kino, but Luhack ripped off entire scenes from hit.

Prove it, post a comparison video or images.

I'm not here to hold your hand faggot, do your research before posting

What about the Han Solo movie? There's a tough white guy in the lead role.

We'll always have Flash Gordon.

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Why a movie about Obi Wan between A New Hope and Revenge of the Sith?

All he did was settle out in the desert of Tattoine to keep an eye out on Luke. What are they supposed to show? Obi Wan chasing Jawa's?

He had an adventure with a wacky sidekick, then returned and never mentioned it again. Some say it's pointless filler, but it's actually EXTENDED UNIVERSE LONG-TERM NARRATION

It's a love story between him and Jabba.

How about: 2 and a half hours of Darth Maul trying to kill Obi Wan, patterned after Wile E Coyote cartoons

makingstarwars.net is the only source you should trust for insider info.

Would honestly be more entertaining than what they will actually produce.

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why so redditpol?

if it seems like its happening, it will be bait. did you anons not learn anything from Beauty and the Beast recently? The latest tactic is to 'leak' info and cause rumors about how gay or otherwise degenerate the next big kids movie is, hoping people on the right will protest and organize before the goddamn thing is even released, then it's shown and the pozz is either less severe or totally non-existent, making those on the right who organized to oppose it lose credibility.

this is where the media establishment are currently going full retard (due to the fact that it polls well and they think it's a boundary they can safely push). i can see this happening.

too expensive. bootstrap it yourself but start by working in a cheaper medium.

so, you're invoking the image of a never-ceasing ride aboard some type of rail-based conveyance…? Seems to have meme-potential tbh but could use a more interesting backstory and a memorable character…
2/10 but keep working at it, user. I expect You're On This Train Forever to be a thing by the end of the year.

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Not for long… :'^)
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