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Some banks still offer plans like that. Mine does, but you incur a huge penalty for touching the money before a specified date.

Why not tomorrow? OP can afford overnight shipping

you mean a certificate of deposit?

I'm not good with money lingo, b-baka

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Spend $20k on booze and hookers then waste the rest.

Buy guns . Wait for the next democratic pres. Sell guns . repeat.

What kinda interest rates you talking about?

CD's have low interest rates. Not worth my money or time

It would be more worthwhile to buy a 1-2k pc and upgrade it over time for less money

Bump fuck you

So waste it all?

5% give or take. Nothing worthwhile

Better than bonds. What bank/account is this? Minimum limit?

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CDs

Thats why you'll never be wealthy

you make no sense. it's the people who think 5% is not worthwhile who will never be wealthy.

sure, 10% would be better, but that's much more difficult to get.

20% would be better, maybe

why the fuck would you back out early from a one year investment?

also, what risk is there beyond the bank going out of business, which is very unlikely if it's not some small local bank

Because maybe you come across an investment that yields more than 1.2% per year

You guys are getting ahead of yourselves, someone link me to a CD with 5% annually that doesn't have a tiny limit to how much you can put in it. The conversation is null if it doesn't exist.

Give me 200. If you won't you should kill yourself tbh

when did it change from 5% to 1.2%?

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still trying, Josh?

distribute the wealth equally among your peers

5% is like the highest ive seen on a CD. And it wouldnt matter either way, its $1250 at most over a full fucking year

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