You are given two options for rest of your life but can only choose one

You are given two options for rest of your life but can only choose one.

1.you get to fuck any women you desire any time you want.

2. you get to fuck one little girl for the rest of your life but no women. added bonus. she won't age after 12 and you can reverse her age to your liking

you're pick.

Neither, both are disgusting.

disgusting

fags should be lined up and shot

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Fucking normie gtfo.
I love my waifu.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

kek. pedo, how does it feel that I can fuck cute guys but your shits illegal?

it looks like some type of malformed cat rather than any type of horse.

I hope sand niggers keep invading,sharia law takes over and faggots are put to death. child marriage becomes legal

any woman anytime

soon brother

What if I decide I want a female that hasn't been babied by society and is mature once her puberty stabilizes at 12? Isn't that considered a woman?

id take option 2. im not fucking any women atm anyway

my only thing is id want to fuck my own biological daughter. so if i take option 2 do i get to fuck a woman first or do i magically have my own daughter instantly?

Id keep her ages between 3-7yo the majority of the time

Going up to 9-11 when im very bored and want something different

i doubt id ever go younger unless for travel purposes

Neither because 3d will always be pd regardless of age.

on second thought and further thinking i may put her younger

babies and the very young toddlers are pretty unisex. unless they have specific features or birth marks it would be hard to ID them

so i could make a ton of cp of my 1month-3yo daughter and freely post around the net. cops would be looking for a baby/very young child with no distinguishable patterns from any other children the same age.

and when cops look my way i just turn my daughter into an older girl

the perfect crime

Fuck you, I'm not pick.

very short life?

Not choosing. I'd take 2 if it was love and romance but you make it sound like rape dungeon.

In certain countries a "woman" is 13 years old. I could do a trip to Serbia and get the same advantages as option 2 via option 1. The choice is obvious.

Who are you then, if not pick?

I'm me, definitely not pick.

That option.
By the way, the second option does not tell if it's legal or not.

Not that I am not a pedo…but I would pick #1.

I don't want to fuck only 1 girl for the rest of my life.

Plus I could never give up my huge titties fetish.

Besides there are a lot of women who look like 12 year old girls that I could pick from.

1. I could fuck all the celebrities I want and be able to insta-cuck anyone who annoys me.

I take the loli.

r u less, than 12 yourself?

im gonna change the definition of a woman to "female of 10yo or above" and pick the 1st option

Nope. The correct is "your". Learn to grammar

what?

Chad?

Thanks, Mr Iwata.

I'm not a pick

Depends on your definition of "woman."

I'd be fine with unlimited jailbaits instead of one loli.

more of this qt?

That's the only one I have, no name.

I'm OK with this.

You have a depth of intellect that dazzles, user.

Mods are fags and so are you

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Purple autism is better tbh

i am?

Pretty
In
Colour
Kutie

I had stretch for that last word

I'd pick you, user-kun.

Can I form meaningful relationships with whomever I fuck?


MODS = GODS

I'd rather be an immortal 2d loli than either one of those. And that happens to be my option, I"M AN IMMORTAL 2D LOLI BITCHEZ

u want sum dik bby

it's the little details, fool! Hee hee hee!

pedos are cancer tbh

I figured I'd get to be a loli that could shapeshift bodyparts, like dicks and shit, since it's already immortal

oh, so that's why that shit is everywhere

! Hee hee hee!

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

correction, my initial statement is true, pedos are cancer tbh

HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I DON'T EAT BOX

I have a box of cocks that might solve your problems

I am a criminal. Kill me.

correction, i have not been caught for my child groping yet
also korea is superior

what are you, a TSA agent?

Incase anyone is mortally confused, a while back, this guy posted pedos are cancer tbh and started calling people newfags in a thread a while back, and tried to pose as me for about a week. This isn't the same guy just a heads up, but I decided to make fun and I-
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS LOLOLOLOLOLO

Can I be the little girl?

Yes

Then my body is ready.

Get ready for some shitty ERP
*sticks 40 foot long 1 foot wide futa loli cock into user's asshole*
"ugaaa, user-chan, your butt is so tight! Hee hee hee!"

Do I get to pick the girl? I don't want to get stuck with an ugly little nigger.

even an ugly nigger girl is still 100x better than an old frail bitch anyday

as long as shes under 12

*puts on robe*
*puts on wizard hat*

I am none of these things fgt