I might lose my virginity

I might lose my virginity tomorrow Holla Forums any advice?

Drink first and become an alpha in bed

Bite the pillow

Good luck, these quads will help you

I see no qauds nor dubs?

Sorry, I am too tired

WELL SOMEONE HAS TO TRY TO GET DUBS, AND ITS NOT YOU OBVIOUSLY

Yeah.
And you might sprout wings and fly to the moon tomorrow as well.

Well if it doesn't work out by 10 I'll fuck the piss out of you bud


Found the dubs. Good advice too

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Yeah. Don't

Let him go ass to mouth and call him daddy

Oblivious triple digits. Hmph.

Shove your dick in her urethra instead of the vagina.

Make sure to apply lubrication to your asshole, as it produces none naturally.

Do they have a peni in their vagina?

fucking christ
Also: I can't tell if those noises were a result of pleasure or torture

Good advice, those dubs speak the truth

Thats a male dolphin, they keep their benis inside when not in use.
this is a girl

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Fucking kek god damn it

Kek

Lube your anus beforehand.

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Say goodbye to your immorality

goodbye to your immorality

*might