Are robot battles КИНО?

Are robot battles КИНО?

Why do they have a nigger announcer that does nothing but tell you names of the contestants and then just goes away.

Robots make me hard

Only with Craig Charles voiceovers.

is that a thing?

It's been a thing for six seasons and are a part of some of my happiest childhood memories.

There's a reboot going on, but with a craig charles impersonator doing the in-ring commentary for le potatofaced potato of bland insipid panel shows, so eh.

While britbong commentary is always superior to burger ones, it's unwatchable with all the throbbing colors and lights.

If there's any robot battle that is truly Kino, it's this.

The house robots are so cool.

Robot Wars:

Battlebots:

I like them both, but neither are ideal.

Oh, and the women in Robot Wars look way better, always. The murican plastic bimbos are no match.

How about that robot wars 2016, eh?

Worth a quick look, or is it not going to be as good as my childhood memories?

I enjoyed it very much. But I'm not nostalgic for the old shows. I saw them just before the new one, as my country didn't run the series.

What? I can think of 2 and those lost like bitches.

Zoe's bot ran 10x more than it should. It shouldn't even stay upright on its own. It was powered by satan.

Jesus.

That thing looks like they took Razer and ripped out everything that was awesome about it, and everything they couldn't rip out they painted blue.

Is this what you poor pitiful people have to suffer with?

That last chick didn't really strike me as shoehorned gurlpower, she was just sort of there, with no discernible personality.
The first two are highly hated, especially pink hair, all videos with her have up to 50% dislike ratio and I think in general, whether through editing or just sheer happenstance, her fights looked rather pathetic on camera and her end was equally laughable.

It is an anime girl, actually.

And so is its tranny creator.

I'm surprised there isn't rape /clang/ porn of this somewhere.

She was the one that most annoyed me of them all. The power tripping high on her eyes whenever she beat a dude was disturbing. And she was completely inept at everything, the battles were boring and she just lucked out again and again, the design of the bot was terrible…

She is also a feminist shill living of 'talks'.

i loved this stuff as a kid

When will this meme end?

Sure, but she still didn't strike me as forced gurlpower on the show.

Also on a side note, I'm embarrassed that I like these

nevermind, just same name.

Speak for yourself. We all know which show as the best girl.

Ladybug-bot is an old cancer that made for a good Heel/hate sink

Seriously, of all possible bots they could call on the show, they picked that piece of shit? It has to be because muh vagina.

I was cheering to minotaur due to being from my country. HUE

She is a generic clone of Allison Scagliotti.

While the design is terrible, it looks exactly like something they'd pick up tbqhwy. OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT SPIKE, KIDS GONNA LOVE IT.

Wasn't it not even tested and functional when the show started?

I want to enter the show with my bot named "Holocaust"

Do you have a design in mind?

It likely won't happen, but it should.

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I dunno, i think if we really want to go for it, we should use grabbing arms a la Shunt.

It's amazing the designs these people come up with but to me, after watching these shows, they have a few very common major design failures:


I'm throwing my two cents in with this very rough MS paint

Was about to post this.

Honestly, Minotaur seemed like a perfect bot. I was shocked when it lost so easily.

Minotaur had a few excellent advantages over its opponents

it would have suffered a serious disadvantage against an enemy with a lower-rotation but higher-momentum weapon like hypno disc the user posted above

Was it part of his plan?

The real problem with Hypnodisc that Minotaur doesn't seem to share is that Hypnodisc has basically no shock absorbing parts to it, whereas Minotaur can essentially use the floor as a brake if it ever goes that suicidally fast. Also, controlling a robot that's flipped face up does matter even if you're top and bottom interchangable, because suddenly going forwards means you're going in reverse, and all your controls are messed up.

Also, stop it user, you're giving me a boner.

Instead it lost to this

exactly, which is why having a low center of gravity is much better than being interchangeable


the drum lost to the saw because the saw has higher mass even though it's slower, every time the saw and drum met the drum loses out, also the saw has superior reach

Minotaur was just too light of a bot, when it met something like tombstone

When did minotaur fought tombstone?

It's k. Here's the true Best about to ease your pain. Bodies fucking dropped when Ziggo entered the arena.