Can you use sex toys for exercise?

Hey Holla Forums, so I'm unhappy with my weight and I'm also unhappy with how often I masturbate and watch porn. The thought occurred to me that I could use one to make the other go away. I was thinking, what if I got one of those sex doll things, and then instead of masturbating I fucked it? Wouldn't that be better for me? I'd get cardio in right? And maybe some good core work? I'd be doing something I want to do anyway, and once I lose weight from all this solid work I'll be in shape in the right way to fuck girls again. This seems like a win win. What do you think?

as long as you attach a heart rate monitor and make sure you are getting in peak cardio zone

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I was actually just reading about that today. Somewhere around like, 180 or 170 for my heart rate would be good which sounds do-able. I don't think I'd have to move too fast to get up to that.

huh? What do you mean, don't you just fuck them? Or do you mean what do you do with it when you're not fucking it?

Spammer please, that shit was an uber fail, women buy the cheapest piece of garbage if it is shaped like a pennis, men dont do that, check sales and send me some bitcoins if you dont want me ruining your propaganda here.

fuck you, I just wanted to get some peoples thoughts on an exercise idea I thought was good. No need to be mean because youre comfortable with your body and dont want to improve

Stick your dick in and do push ups on top of it.

I'm not op, that sounds like a great idea, anyone know where I can get o e of these water fillable pussies

nvm it's called soloflesh and it's 79.99 so it's not worth it

Stop projecting and changing the subject please.

An hour and a half later

the company went out of business it turns out. I was looking on porhub at sex doll videos and found another one called ovdoll that is pretty awesome. But they're all thousands of dollars which sucks. Also, what the hell do you do with it when you're not using it?

Eat less. If you run hard for an hour a day that only amounts to about 500kcal. Controlling your calorie intake is the only effective way of losing weight

doesn't eating less make you gain weight because it triggers some kind of starvation affect?

That's only if you fast.
Eat less should be read as eat less kcal per meal.
for optimal metabolism you should consider eating 6 times a day.
I eat oats + milk for breakfast, a big bowl could equal 400-600 kcal.
If I was fat I would cut my breakfast to 300kcal.
if you go through all daily meals this way and throw in some exercise, you'll no longer be fat.

How long does it have to be to consider it as fasting? For example, I eat breakfast once a week on Fridays, and the rest of the week I don't eat until lunch. Then I eat my dinner maybe 6-7 hours after that. My lunch is normally 400 calories, and then sometimes my lunch is 400 as well, unless I go eat out in which case I have no idea. I also drink a ton of water during the day because I love my water cooler at work.

you deflate it and put it away, the problem is for the same price you can get a solid silicone one which would be much more wear resistant.

you will only loose weight if you move your hips like a madman, if you buy a fleshlight you wont have that much incentive to fuck it vs fapping with it

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Your mind will come to associate excercise with cumming. SHould work

No one wants to see your dick

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