Nerd Crew ep. 3

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They're playing with jewtube's algorythm to gain more views.

Disney probably have their payments to them under the "viral marketing" budget. "Pay these idiots to act all ironic and shit while promoting our brand, they goyim will eat it up the same!". Shameless.

This is what pol does to people.
Your reply gonna involve words leftypol, jews and shill

People are free to ignore the evidence: RLM's insistence in talking about Star Wars, their current trend of "ironically" shittalking "nerd culture", the increasingly amount of Star Wars merch in their videos, the improved budget… surely they are not getting all that money from sales of Space Cop DVDs, and their Patreon cannot sustain a 6+ people crew alone.

This is pretty fucking funny but I hope they don't run the joke into the ground.

I'm about the kill myself but then I saw this thread, now I'm found a new purpose in life

fairly obvious 'manchild' stereotypes with a little voice acting im guessing?

You live long enough to be an hero or you live to become the cuck – Mike Cucklosa

Neo Star Wars deserves to have the piss taken out of it.

They're "ironically" doing a nerd podcast but it's still really a nerd podcast.

I'm glad they've put Plinkett to rest and didn't run it into the ground like AVGN.

The Nerd Crew will take its place in the RLM canon.

People didn't like Half in the Bag at first.

People didn't like Best of the Worst either.

Too bad they didn't do it when TFA came out, eh? In fact, they loved the movie! No pay attention to them ironically showing Star Wars posters and merchandise all around, goyim.

RLM will take its place into internet trash canon.

you still watch it

great meme, would dank again, 10/10

I don't watch it.

yes you do

Best of the Worse is the only time I laugh at their stuff, as long as they don't have that bearded nu-male with them or Max Landis.

Here's my impression of Josh:

He's highly reddit.

Do you think Mike popped a boner whenever Jessi giggled uproariously at something Rich said?

What happened to Jessi

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Reddit wouldn't shut up about wanting to fuck her feet, she found out and refused to be in any more videos. She still pops up in the credits of stuff like Space Cop, so it's not due to a falling out.

Josh posts here.

It was when that BoTW came out where they discussed female action heros and Josh suggested to Mike maybe there aren't that many because of "Hollywood patriarchy".

He said he said it because he knows Mike hates that kind of stuff but if you don't like political correctness and SJW stuff then you'd hate Jay.

How do you know this?

Honestly, it's been so long I can barely remember how we deduced it back on half/tv/. She stopped appearing in vids, someone made note of a subreddit dedicated to her feet that was also mentioned on the rlm subreddit, and we figured that was what caused it iirc.

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forgot to add the other cap

haha, great meme friend!

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Where is that picture from?

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Why would you not pay the small fries nerds whose only claim to fame was doing a spergy nostalgia critic rant about the prequels? They must be pretty cheap. Big companies hire forum shills ffs. Shit, Hillary had paid goons on social media during the election. We even had one here.

It's not like a boss specifically decide to target the RLM drones or any area in particular, they simply hire a third party to market their product on the Internet in ways that works, like by pretending to be customers. That's both cheaper than bribing hobby """journalists""" and more effective since people trust other customers more than jurnos. I've forgotten the buzzword they use to describe Internet shills but it's a common practice.

I'm unsubbing.

I'm subbing

I have no idea. It was posted here once and since then I have it in my rlm folder

It's viral marketers and they're a real thing, to the point where Holla Forums had a wordfilter for it.

It's okay, the video it's from would probably kill me due to cringing anyways.

She left Mike after he told her he wanted to film thirty bulls fucking her.

got any proof that that's beardfat?

What a meme!

That's right, Susan. Don't forget to subscribe, like, buy Disney products and support the guys and gals at BLACKED. Buy our RLM meme junk merch which we only market ironically in our webzone. Remember, no white people!

Jack and Josh is the only numale in the group, sometime I wonder how Mike can become friends with them. Mike, Rich and Jay behave like the complete opposite of them. Didn't Mike at 1 point make fun of Jack when Trump win the presidency, I think its the christmas special

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How much is Disney paying you, Mike?

More than you'll make your entire life, nerd.

I was endorse by Chunky's Chiken™

Can't tell if sarcasm

He is right you know.

This thread is so chock full of shilling for RLM that it's actually kinda surprising. Since the last plinkett review there's been nothing but scorn and mike is a cuck meme for months. The only thing that this can mean is that RLM is desperate for something to change. I have noticed that their overall views is down and even their website is less active. They're getting on average half of the comments they used to to on their videos and even less views per video. I'm not expert on how much money jewtube personalities get per video but I wager their patreon money doesn't cover the cost in losses.

All false actually. Try harder Douge :^)

Even their reviews for non-blockbuster movies would get at least more than 300 comments by the two-week mark. I know this because I used to be as autistically fanboyish for RLM as it got. Their comments and views are down considerably. The only ones that surpass that mark are movies with notoriety.

Douge, don't embarrass yourself even further, you wouldn't know but youtube stats sites exist and your bullshit isn't getting through :^)

Want to try that again?

She found out what happens when you're a girl on the internet.

I've got 24 more screen-caps if you guys want them.

Nice try Mike. Go back to your cuckshed.

post em big guy

(chekeked)

Jay loves him some white supremacist, racist hand symbols.

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wtf why is Jay doing the white power hand symbol?

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Also some bonus screen-caps from the latest HITB episode.

Can someone photoshop or whatever replace the mics with black dicks please? thanks

This gif edited with a BBC in would be gold.

>>>/suicide/

don't you know that its a meme that we ironically photoshop Mike's face onto interracial porn and with pictures of black cocks because Mike Stoklasa, not us, is a cuck. Again, we can't be cucks, we're doing it ironically.

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I can't believe people are already forgetting that these cucks released a Plinkett review of TFA and, because we pointed out how shitty it was, they resorted to release a video SPECIFICALLY to bash people who didn't like their pozzed review.

Go away, Mike. You had your chance with Holla Forums and you blew it for Disney shekels. Hope you find it worth of.

Speaking of Douge, how bad is he doing these days? Does he still have that furry negro and that fat ugly chick doing skits for him? Last time I checked he was still somehow barely cracking 1 million views, but that was before the copyright stuff that fucked him in the asshole.

You want to look at images of black cocks. Rethink your life.

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post-modern librul numale hipster detected

ha ha I love that meme XD

Still can't tell