Fyre Fest Debacle

Is this the Dashcon of 2017?

Here's one recap of the whole thing: archive.is/gCvd5
What is Glamping? Find out: archive.is/279QN (WARNING: LETHAL LEVELS OF HIPSTERDOM AHEAD

I've never heard of this before but I already hate it

Hippies do music festivals better.

Whoever did this is a genius.

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

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Correction: you had to pay at least $4,000 to go.

Whoever did this is a fucking genius.

Remember, user, it's your job to swindle stupid niggers of the gimmedats they lawfully take from you.

What do?

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Oh shit! This is our chance! Someone call Trump, we need to Build A Wall™ around these fucking retards!

What for? They're already stranded there.

They might invent boats.

It's no likely in any way, but it's possible. The possibility needs to be eliminated.

lmao I hope they all get raped to death by niggers so they can't reproduce

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12000 not 1200 I believe.
People are blaming Ja Rule and calling it a scam. But being a nigger and all, I find it hard to believe he's capable of masterminding a successful scam. I think it was just a massive cock up from the beginning.
Apparently they've already turned to looting and shit.
Really though, 12k to see blink 182 and stay in a luxury tent, organised by a nigger. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Shithead doesn't know a deconstructed sandwich when he sees one.

AY YO

SO YOU BE TELLIN' ME THAT

TO MAKE DIS PARTY WORK AN' SHIT

WE NEED TO HOLLA AT SUM PEOPLE

AND THEY MAKE PLANS AN' SHIT

BECUZ WE CAN'T JUS' HOLLA AT OUR BOYS

AND MAKE IT HAPPEN OURSELVES?

YOU BE TRIPPIN AN' SHIT

AIIGHT. I GUNNA DO THIS THANG WITHOUT YOU.

STUPID ASS SCAMMERS

TRYING TO GET A CUT OF MY DOUGH

And much lulz was had that day.

Ay yo real talk this all happened because the white man was made from the devil and cannot accept the Light of Ra like the Noble Black Man.

WE WUZ KANGS

Glamping as a term started as a sneer against people that would go camping and bring along so much sissy crap that it beat the entire purpose. Being a glamper is nothing to be proud of.
Yet these idiots are embracing it and think its some hip new trend? It's a marketing ploy for retards. Worse, it will mean that these coathanger-dodgers will be leaving trash everywhere.

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Hipsters are now buying bricks for $30.

Video related.

It's a shoop, genius. Nice dubs by the way.

But why

Because they have too much money.

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better steal enough to break even

Oh wait. THEY ACTUALLY PUBLISHED THE BALLPIT IMAGE? FUCK

DEJA VU
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
DEJA VU
I've just been in this time before
Higher on the beat
And I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, yeah

Refer to

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They realized their mistake soon after and corrected it. Sad!

Boring. When do the massacres start?