Tfw you will never be a North Korean dictator

J U S T

Kim Jong Un is basically an autistic manchild like CWC but he can fuck any woman in the country he wants. How many Chads can say that?

The Chaddest Chads can do pretty much the same thing, but they're not that numerous I guess.

I sure do love Murricans thinking they can throw around the term autistic on world leaders who hold a country together, keep its people in line, kill dissident politicians who plot a coup, and throw shit in the face of larger, flabbier nations who are in the throws of collapse. Feels hilarious.

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Think of all the PUSSY you could get as a dictator.

Cat Emperor for the win

post pictures of north korean ladies crying for dear leader because this pleases me

you know he just orders people around and they do everything? i bet he never actually does any hard work
by starving them. how great.

Oh wow, he does what a leader is suppose to do, how shocking.
Yeah, he controls the weather. Goodness, a society that has to ration its food or else everyone starves that much sooner. Good thing Murrica stuffs its food full of chemicals, artificial sweetener and corn syrup. North Korea doesn't know what it's missing.