Found this snake in my back yard. Anyone know what species it is?

Found this snake in my back yard. Anyone know what species it is?

thats the gayes pic ever

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hahahaha benis :DDDDDdd

I would sit on it in pain…Ride it slowly til it shot hot nut up my butt

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is that a guy's hand?
dude thats so gay

Yeah, they're venomous. You need to pin the head with a nail to the ground so it doesn't spit at you and then pour acid on it till it dies.

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