In Norway, mayo comes in bags

Not as stupid as bagging milk. Here in Burgerstan, we have mayo in those little plastic packets, which is basically a small bag. If you popped the bag of mayo, the mayo isn't going to just start leaking everywhere like milk would. Goddamn, anyJuan remember those little pouches of milk they'd serve at school? They got rid of that pretty fast. If you weren't careful, you could poke your straw straight through the other side, stabbing your hand, and sometimes the milk was fucking spoiled despite being sealed. Absolutely haram.

Looks like a single-serving pouch so it's ok.

It is quite a bit larger.

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bagged milk is a myth can confirm.
-winnipeger.

Whats Norways opinion on Sweden?

Shit

No that's about a serving.

What are you going to do - serve it down your urethra with a syringe?

Why does proper use of mayonnaise upset you so much? Are you some kind of communist? Or maybe a degenerate ketchup eater?

hot sauce master race to you pleb

I'm Norwegian and i've never seen mayo in bags

There's not middle road out of this. You need to admit that you're a shitskin and eat more mayo to repent.

Just because your dickskin looks the same colour as obama's face don't go bitching to me about your mayo fetish you shitdick looking wannabe master race

How easy is it to squeeze it out so you don't need a knife to spread it? I'm all about less dishes to wash.

On a scale of toothpaste to spraypaint it's like popping a pimple.

Norway is overrated hipster shite

southern yuropoor rapefugee here, can confirm this

9/10 country, too many communists but they're mostly in the south. Would live.

When I go to a MILF sex party, so do I.

Hellmanns is the only acceptable mayonnaise.

Poor tundra niggers who don't know the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.