Best girl

How short is Mark? He looks like a gnome.

Get out.

His job is literally to be an angry nigger and he's good at it.

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3dpd get out

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Ew.

asuka is a slut
she was definitely sucking on kaji

Here is an absolute fact best girl, whoever she is. 100% of the time, she is not tsundere.

That's garbage even by 3d standards

Why the fuck is this trash pinned?

Ah, you of raging homosex yes?

Underrated post

Samefag

no

objective chart

Plz turn on ids to prove this fag wrong.

How the fuck you gonna post the only girl worse than Asuka?

Holla Forums get out

How are you clipboard posting? It's broke for me.

Asuka? More like A shit, ahaha.

I see you don't like facts.

I have a well researched infographic as well.

Yeah please do

Samefag

Wrong.

Fuck off

(checked)

Ah, the trips of truth!

I wish Rei would hold my fish.

20 yrs. and running, Rei still best.

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negated

Reminder that bot Asuka and Rei are trash.

Rei and Asuka are representations of two eternal principles.

In Naruto Naruto and Sasuke are incarnations of Indra and Ashura, names borrowed from Indo-Aryan myth.

Same deal with Rei and Asuka:
Rei is Light,
Asuka is Darkness.

Fag

Both Rei and Asuka shit-tier.

Disgusting.

My man!

Actual best girl here

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Are you a dog breeder? No? Then, why do you give a fuck?

Bitch Please.

None of these are lewd,you disappoint me user.

That's the wrong picture, also worst girl

Why? You actually jerk off to your waifu? Disgusting

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Get a life m8

How many layers of irony are you on,my dude.

This, you're a fucking pleb if you don't want to shower your waifu with your hot sticky love.

I have stopped thinking about me and only focus on her.

At the very least i can say you're dedicated,and i applaud you for that.

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Okeydokey then

Asuka works for NERV, the most vital defense branches of the UN, and is vey proficient at what she does. Rather than treating her as a sex object, we should recognize her as a successful, empowered warrior. It is time we checked our male privilege and look past her plug suit-prefect figure and think about her mind.

Asuka best

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If only.

her mind is fucked just ignore it

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objectivily

ASUKA A CUTE

I've fapped to 2D so much that if Ia were in this situation IRL I wouldn't even find it arousing, it would just feel like laughable parody of something that was seen on the internet, and from a disgusting 3D pron at that. So many people learn how to interact sexually with people they're supposed to "love" by watching and imitating porn, and they seem to be unaware that at that point, they aren't expressing their feelings in the act, but rather, expressing the lust and greed some actor had for an emotionally destitute whore who was probably tragically abused as a child.

So how could I do anything but laugh if I found myself in that situation?

How the fuck is this stickied?
also best girl coming through

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/oven/

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test

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lmao

I named that file ClipboardImage.png.

oh god I didn't even see that hahahaah

It's like a miniature hank hill ass formed out of a shapely woman ass by the geological pressure of the tight suit.

This made me really sad, I'll have to think about this.

MY DICK
ASUKA IS MOST BEAUTIFUL ANIME GIRL

Incorrect

>>>/gamergoy/

Incorrect

Incorrect

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STOP NNNNNNNNNNN

i mean, asuka is fucking hot, but her personality is just shitty. rei is profound. yeah she's a little weird, but a good dicking would fix it. rei is best girl

Actually,
大阪は最高の女の子です

Are all asuka fags as salty as you? It's not my fault you picked such a shitty whore to fawn over.

I hate Asuka so fucking much holy shit

What a pleb.

She shit tests all the beta men around her because she yearns for a real man to put her in her place.

What's it like to be an irl Shinji?

Sometimes it's sad and depressing but sometimes you get praised and kick as so its pretty chill.

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howt

wow

oh shit

no (You) for you

to be fair, it's not because she's good, it's because everyone else is either his surrogate mother or a clone of his real mother

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Rei

Asuka

now you are just trying to start an argument annon

Well she definitely has a cooler outfit.

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Girls from Cornwall have been posted on this site. Its awful.
youtube.com/watch?v=t40tMK6GRMs

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:)

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Nice

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Do you really have time to dust when you should be shitposting?

I just want Asuka to make me miso soup every morning and call me a pathetic little dicked manchild.

Same.

Asuka is for being stuffed with miles of anonymous dick

ur waifu a shit

weeb war now

cum on it

what offbrand shit is this? it doesn't even look like rei.

top tier taste

finest bitch

As Shinji and other weak males that frustrate her. Meanwhile, she turns to butter around Kaji.

I swear nobody seems to understand this basic element of her character, and instead they treat her as some terminal femdom bitch. It's all walls is the point.

If you're not strong, cool and collected then I can see why you'd prefer deadfish Rei.

What can you expect? The people that dislike Asuka are of the same nature as Shinji. They are weak beta males that can't handle a strong woman. They would rather have a fuck-doll.

Is that an order? :^)

You forget to realize that what little personality Rei has is DNA remnants from being a clone of Yui. Early on the Rei clones are retarded and braindead. They start to develop a personality later on after figuring out how to properly emulate reality, but they usually die before then. If one of them actually advances to the point of developing, it will actualize it's nature (Being a vessel for the soul of Lilith) and then becomes Lilith.

why is everyJuan ignoring best post

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She would be best girl if she wasn't such an oppressive bitch

← Here's best girl

a dicking would make asuka submissive, but with rei, it would make her more open and loving to you. asuka is a superficial, stupid cunt, like those you saw in high school. i like me a smart partner.

/thread

Just stop.

shinji instantly falls for Asuka, you moron.

Asuka fans don't realise that asuka isn't even strong, she's a blowhard and as weak as shinji is.

rei may be a little blank (though she does retain some personality from her prior versions) but she is absolutely fucking indomitable

treat Rei well and she will grow into a loving, beautiful and well rounded person.
treat Asuka well and you get the same horrible bitch she already is

fuck you

NGE is as overrated as FF7

That's a statement I can get behind, considering nJuan of them are overrated.

Juan Juan

word filter faggotry
Juan Juan Juan Juan
Juan Juan Juan Juan

Has anyJuan ever noticed how the girls are drawn in an unsexy way in the actual show? They're really spindly.

It's kinda like how everyJuan thinks android 18 has a huge rack because of ecchi/hentai, but she's actually flat chested in DBZ.

It's as if the fan artists make the characters sexier than the show creators do.

no shit. You probably couldn't get away with drawing them like that if you want your program to be broadcast at a time that kids can watch it.

rei had literal vaginas form on her hands and forehead and showed her tit a few episodes in, even before the time-slot change

my fucking god no wonder this is taking 20 years, you niggers haven't even seen the show

Yeah, it's Japan. They have a different standard as to what is appropriate for kids. Or at least they use to back in the good old days. Not sure about now.

it broadcast at 7:30 pm on a Wednesday and moved to 11:30 pm where it did better after it kept on getting in trouble with watchdogs for showing what they did before watershed

it was never intended for kids buddy

being nude != being sexualised
also lets be hJuanst, censorship in Japan is fucking bizzaro. You can film a girl being raped with an octopus, but you can't show vagoo or benis. End Of Evangelion was supposed to be the ending of the series, but was also changed because it was deemed too gory and lol no mJuany

That's exactly the point though. It would be fun to dominate Asuka and see her tough girl act shatter. Also I see no evidence that Rei is capable of growing into an actual person.

>take her to bed the dungeon for the real punishment to begin

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poop

this man understands

She literally can't. See:

Rei is a clJuan of Yui with Lilith'ss soul. 01 is a clJuan of Lilith's body with Yui's soul

BTFO

Hiii

Evangelion is a shit show made by a retarded autistic jap named anno who should kill himself for being a faggot and making shit shows like evanshit

If you've never watched evangelion, good never do it either its complete cancer about a little faggot 13 year old jap who cant do anything because hes a loser

rei best girl

But it's good to watch so you can be mad at him for being a nihilist faggot and stop being Juan yourself.

Both girls are abosulte shit girls from a shit show the objective best girls from this complete and utter trash show are 赤木 リツコ and 葛城ミサト

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Sasuga

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Speaking of used goods, hows your sister?

What the fuck? Sucy is a thing? I have spent way too much time offline.

No she's not

Well that can't all be just fan art, right? Oh shit. It is and that is literally all of it, posted by some autist. Fuck this I'm out.

yes.

don't liisten to this slut.

1974 - ∞

;_;7

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(((checked)))

Hey… Make me BO

this counts as the post for the day

FUGGY POST

FIGGY PUDDING

Holla Forums urself

2/10 would not bang

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get into it user

please don't bring her into porno thread she is muslim now

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All these "Asuka just needs to be put in her place, then she'll stop being dysfunctional damaged goods" fags need to try watching the the show.
Near the end of the series Shinji upstages Asuka and rather than respect him, she completely breaks down and becomes suicidal.

I swear you guys are just as bad as those batshit insane cat hoarding women who fall in love with serial killers because they think they can "fix" them.

Nigger you don't get it, Asuke can't be damaged goods if she's dead

I don't think Asuka is damaged goods. I thinks she's a pretty fucked up person but I've known plenty of people with issues. She just needs to be treated like a human being and encouraged (not praised), she just needs someone to believe in her and she'll open up if you're persistent enough. She's a fucked up kid but she's a good kid deep down. No matter what though she's just that, a child, don't forget that.

The Asuka situation is not unwinnable. She gave Shinji every hint at what she wanted outside of outright telling him to man up and screw her, and that little shit still couldn't figure it out.

As for Asuka not being perfect, the thing that makes this best girl debate so intriguing is that all of them have severe hangups. I stand by the theory that Asuka would be a fun gf if treated sternly and compassionately.

Get that granny out of the way.
Embrace the new godess.

*goddess

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trolling implies a clever twist to something
how clever can it be when your ruse is just a flat out stupid claim?

Which totally had nothing to do with being mind raped by an Angel, right?

Fuck y'all best girl coming through
interview with monster girls was redpilled af get /fit/ and monster chicks want to fucc you

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Your waifus are shit.

Kneel before your princess.

Sometimes I'm not sure if you're serious etc, or just mentally retarded.

She's not flat. She's doesn't have very big tits, for sure. But she actually has something substantial enough not to be flat.

i'm not her fucking therapist. i don't want to act as a charity for someone i love. besides, even if i did truly loved her, it would be an act of sympathy no matter how you look at it, and i think we all know how relationships that were built on sympathy go. the notion that "oh it's just a phase, she'll get out of it" is deebly goncerning, because you're presenting her as an asset to invest in for the future. you're telling me
do you see why i'm not going with asuka? she's fucking hot, though. i'd fuck her eye hole.

great taste gentlemen,
the connaisseur will always spot the real gem in a set of fakes

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TFW no QT3.15 penguin best girl GF

Fucking amateurs.

you say this while posting some generic, unnamed nobody?

You're talking to yourself user.

You're talking to yourself user.

She's none of those things. Jesus Christ, I think you just hate her. She's nothing new, nothing I haven't dealt with before as far as people go and there is a ton of good in her but you can't get hung up on her anxiety.

I'm talking to you, me.

Truly 8/a/ has the worst moderation on the site.

So get this, I was in an OP thread yesterday, and I made a post about how this guy who had been sperging in all caps since the thread started about some fan translation site screwing up the name of one of the new characters just needed to calm down and stop being so hostile over some minor character's name.

So naturally he kept replying over and over demanding proof he was the same guy. So I wrote several posts saying essentially "Come on, it's obvious, you write the same way every time. Who cares?" but he kept insistng. So I went back and I started quoting posts, and I even said "I'm not going to go through the entire thread and quote all 30 or so posts" I think I quoted like 8 showing a pattern of embarrassing cap locks, bizarrely childish aggression and fixation over this character's name.

So I come back an hour later, every post calling him out as a samefag is deleted and I've got a 24 hour ban for "filling the thread with autism". It was the freaking vol sperging out in all caps the entire thread.

wew

so does that mean that you are not best girl?

maybe if you wernt such a faggot about katakuri this wouldnt have happened

watch my video plz

Yep. If you miss a punctuation mark or mispell a word you get banned for it, but the mods can get away with it.

I fucking hate /a/ vols. Also watch my meme.

Fat Velma is best girl

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she tried to fuck kanji. she punched her locker, almost cried, because shinji got a 100 in synchronization (or something) and she lost her motivation because he was considered the hero and not her. she yells in class at shuzuuzhahara and shinji all day. hell, her fucking reason to pilot is to show off to people. not that rei is that whole lot better, she's a fucking bitch too.

Asuka is gross

Where is best girl Shinji?

im sorry the princess is in another anime

I change my answer, rei may be the least worst girl, but it's [current year] and this fucking charmer is the best waifu, fuck you all, fight me

10/10 would suck his coffee can

do you even weeb? The technical term is husbando you filthy pleb.

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hid you just assume zher gender?

Wow she looks like a true whore.

Best girl is my girl btw.

rebuilds a shit

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Are you guys conservative muslims or just regular paedophiles?

She's not a child, she's a teenager. Get your facts straight, FBI.

Doesn't matter.
Everyone attracted to women below 21 years of age will hang like the paedophiles they are.

Okay.

no ddr episode, smh

Looks bad

Best Asuka cosplayer.

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fuck yeah, misty!

At least this "3dpd" has better character than her 2d counterpart

blasphemy. you should be burned in the stake. no wonder you're a reifag, your head's all fucked up, thinking 3dpd even comes close to 2d.

Where did I even say that
Are you implying that I'm automagically a reifag because I posted a pic of rei?

wew lad

you said
fucking dumbass

Any normal 3dpd is saner than your stupid egoistical fucked in the head waifu
Deal with it.

faggot

this guy gets it

opinion discarded

ay lmao

oy vey

4chan's that way, samefag

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"The truth is, I have no emotional attachment to Rei at all. In the midst of making Eva, I suddenly realized that I had forgotten her. Her very existence. For example, in episode seven, I remembered and added one shot with Rei. I had no attachment to her at all. I think that was okay, because in episode eight, she didn't appear. Not even in a single shot."

-Hideaki Anno
Even the anime's creator thought she was fucking garbage

WEW

Shinji is best girl

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Nope

ew

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u too

pfft, amateur.

why do people bother cosplaying, it always looks like shit

imgur.com/gallery/QzBrw

Now, go be a faggot somewhere else.

except they still look like shit, just because it's well done doesn't mean it doesn't look fucking stupid
costumes only look good in films and anime

Fuck him, I have enough emotional attachment to Rei to substitute him, which is the only thing that matters

The same reason why people enjoy playing games, sports or having sex despite being bad at it.

redheads?

This is why

I LOVE LUCY

asdadasdasdasdasdas

BEST GIRL

>jew

Ugh. Fine, I'll make the edit.

Fuck you.

Shut it down

nice work user

word filter when?

Next time use a better rebuttal

No matter how fucked up your brain is, that part is hardwired. You might act weird but you'll be able to go along and you will find it very arousing. I got my first blowjob two years ago, i was so sure not to get hard or to somehow fuck it up, it was 5 AM, i was drunk as hell and watched so much porn in the weeks before, but it still worked. Shattering the certainty of dying a virgin and all of the thoughts you're having right now made it so much better, it's like a thousand knives are being pulled out of your heart

Roll GG is not a kek heretic,

hey bby u wan sum smurf?

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AYYYYYYYYYYYY
It's the Latin Spanish dub!
Good job my nigga. Not to be a chauvinistic spic, but honestly the Latino Spanish dub is miles ahead in quality from the english and Españolete versions

What a dumb try-hard, Asuka doesn't have ginger hair, it's more brown than red.

Someone remind me again why this guy hasn't been squashed by a giant biomech yet.

Agreed.