How do I troll? I wan;t to learn but…

how do I troll? I wan;t to learn but…

Just call everything and everyone a kike, faggot, nigger, or redditor. Parrot uncreative comebacks and name call. That's what passes for trolling around here, all the newfags do it because they came to Holla Forums only because they heard it was the edgier alternative to 4chan.

wait are you saying the entire Holla Forums board is for trolling? i will check it out. thanks

Makes sense.

No, Holla Forums is a containment board for the people who believe the trolls are being serious and came here thinking they'd found a safe space for their retarded beliefs, safe from the perils of normies and their downvotes. Those who frequent Holla Forums have a lot of free time as they are essentially balls of fat anchored to their keyboard and mouse, so they spend all of their time creating and spreading their cancer around other boards, showing no sign of slowing down. Telling the difference between the trolls and Holla Forums is literally impossible, as Holla Forums is so retarded that it actually believes what trolls pretend to believe, and has the attitude of a troll only unironically.

Then lurk more faggot


Holla Forums is always right, stay mad

How's that September apocalypse going?

Holla Forums is never right. "Holla Forums was right" is literally a meme sarcastically declaring the obviously false. If you actually believe otherwise you should stay in Holla Forums.

the one from 2015? :^)

I thought "Holla Forums is always right" meant it as in 'right-winged', not as "always correct".

So what you're saying is that Holla Forums is the most trolled community on the internet.

Fitting, considering they worship deities created by ians (troll religion)

Basically, it's a troll clusterfuck. Holla Forums is "most trolly" after all.

Do this.

WHAT THE FUCK user FUCK OFF AHOW DO I IFIX THIS SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER IT WONT TURN BACK ON POWER ERROR NOW

put windows disk in, reset pc keep pressing F8 until it give you an option to boot from disk. restore installation

This is just dissapointing, what a mediocre end to a great day in history. I was really hoping the kid was going to come back the next day trying to guilt trip showing off his bloody and bruised body. I hope his dad hurt him, like some PTSD creating beatings. Little shit ruined a computer because he was a gullible underage idiot, if he was my son he'd be lucky to be alive and have all of his organs functioning.

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post porn on /nofap/

those arent trolls, those are memes

real trolling is playing the devils advocate in every situation

lel

Dang so I was the troll all along?

thanks for the insight. I know what I must do now.

what did you expect from a Holla Forums newfag?

thats correct

Also classic trolling is pretending to ask a genuine question that is contentious. Your replies are guaranteed if you ask a question like, "Hey I heard the F35 is a great plane?" or "Whats the big deal about reddit, why all the hate?"

Close, but not exactly. Real trolling is playing devils advocate for the purpose of eliciting a response out of people. Your goal is to poke holes in their narrative to make them angry, that's trolling.

I used to know but I don't remember anymore

Trolling is very simple, OP.
You start by going to Reddit, and spend a year or so there learning how to fit in and have conversations with the regulars there. Once you have established yourself as a well-respected Reddshithead, all you do is start posting the same sorts of things you post on Reddit at other websites. Congratulations, you are now trolling!!

The secret is that what Reddit considers to be intellectual conversation, the rest of the world considers to be deliberately rude and ignorant shit-talking…in other words, textbook trolling.