I want to fuck Wendy

I want to fuck Wendy.

do you think that when wendy gets sexually aroused that she secretes cooking oil from her vagina?

She probably has fatty beef-flaps

I want Wendy to laugh smugly at my terrible sexual performance

I too wish to fuck Wendy. I'll fight you OP

Post food mascots

I want to fuck the Colonel

wendy wants to fuck you

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true

clown a shit

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wendy was murdered

the buckskin girl. get black pilled

it was confirmed a while back that "Wendy" was getting molested by her biological father


What do you guys think of that?
Doesn't that make her hotter?

Do you have anything to back that up with?

……………………hypocrite?

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You know fast food corrupts your mind body spirit and with it you will NEVER ascend, right…

You post on Holla Forums, how ascended could you possibly be?

Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle. I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.

There is a ridiculous amount of good porn for the wendy's mascot
I guess it's worth it to have a ginger loli on your famous company's logo

anyone tell me the backstory to this? I've been seeing a lot of smug Wendy in my feeds and shit

Wendy's is one of the latest companies to realize hiring a social media person to shitpost on twitter for you makes you look good

I really really like this photo my friend

1. The wendy's twitter is roasting people online and other companies. A company even blocked them after a burn.
2. People are starting to realize wendy's taste better than most other fast food chains. (But it's still a fast food chain, so don't expect a Gordon Ramsay.)
3. The internet has realized its icon is an arguably smug cartoon girl, and the memetics are intensified because of it.
4. All of the three above is snowballing into good publicity from the internet, not by media, but from users, memers, popular youtubers, and etc.