Eviction

roommates bank account was drained, worked his ass off overtime and at the last moment landlord said fuck it and is evicting us even though we have the money.

roaches?

Ants or aphids would be best, they are easily obtained as well, getting them in is the issue

get baking soda and pretend that it's anthrax and go there during business hours and threaten the landlord, then go down in a blaze of glory as the police ream you with their riot gear

roaches would also work, but they are easier to remove.

holy shit just found this

If you start with one pair of houseflies, and assume that all of their offspring lives and reproduces, in 4 short months you will have 191,000,000,000,000,000,000 of the buzzing pests.

once bugs are exterminated, just re introduce them, its an endless supply.

you could even throw in a pic related

OP is a faggot.
Step One:
Buy a half gallon of milk. Distribute it evenly across the carpet. Let it dry.
Step Two:
Buy a bag of frozen tilapia at the grocery store.
Remove the heat vent covers, drop a little piece of fish down each of them on the day you move out. Put more behind the light switch plates, outlet covers, inside the smoke detectors, inside light fixtures, and if you have hollow core doors (likely) drill a hole in the top of the door and drop fish down inside the doors.

It will take a few days to start to smell bad, but they won't be able to tell where it is coming from and they won't be able to get rid of it. Ever. Fish and milk are oil/fat based, and you can never get rid of it completely. Whenever it gets hot in that apartment it will smell bad.

Maybe rats too

ITT: niggers

yes introducing a population of niggers to the building can be incredibly aggravating

OP here, this shit is golden keep em coming. Seriously life is being a bitch, you're helping a bro out

No problem bro
more ideas:
take 1 (not all) of the screws from hinges. this will eventually cause hinge to break.

do the fish thing the other guy mentioned

peel up carpet. crack eggs and pour milk underneath. re glue.

Cause water to drain into the foundation/pool next to building. this can ruin foundation.

Look up your state and local laws. Here you have 7 days to come up with the money after the landlord gives you a notice of eviction, and if you come up with the money in that time, he has to accept it and let you stay in your lease.

Sounds like you're being evicted because you didn't pay your rent on time tbh.

Kind of unoriginal but:
1)Make multiple google/yelp/review accounts
2)Compose your grea masterpiece of shit talking

Cause as many pipe leaks as possible. Hope they cause mold to flourish

dox landlord
put metal shavings in his gas tank
do a gay and order him some pizzas
have classic fun etc.

Alright bro i got to go gl with these

You are definitely a female because wimmens are the only ones who use glitter bombs for revenge.

I also like the chocolate syrup on the grass trick and the thumbtacks in the carpet. Classic.

what the fuck op are you gonna do something with anthrax or not

is that Diana at chariots show?

Get crazy ants, specifically Tawny Crazy Ants. They spread like crazy and here's the best part, they don't build shelter, they take refuge in warm, tight, dark places, this draws them to anything electrical where they eventually get fried creating a short, this releases the "attack" pheromone and other ants will start attacking the wires leading to more shorts and power failure.

Buy a shitload of live ladybugs.
amazon.com/72-000-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed/dp/B01B205Q0U/ref=sr_1_9?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1492737544&sr=1-9&keywords=live ladybugs
amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1492737544&sr=1-1&keywords=live ladybugs

amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-LA-2-2-Pack/dp/B01BHU4SVS/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1492737659&sr=1-2&keywords=liquid ass
LIQUID ASS.

Why don't you send a package of drugs to them, and then report them to the police?

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Reported for suspected terrorism, enjoy your stay at the Gulag!

Counter-saged.