How would Holla Forums solve the trolley problem?

How would Holla Forums solve the trolley problem?

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what the fuck is this

and where lies the problem just run over the fucks

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Missiles. Blow the runaway trolley into fine swarf and it won't be hurting anyone, will it?

It's like I'm really on reddit

what about the driver

Seize the means of production.

Pull the lever at the right moment so the trolley gets derailed at the split.

if there's a driver why am i the one controlling where the trolley goes?

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that driver is paralyzed or sleeping?
dude idk I just came to the thread to find out what the fuck this is about

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For people that don't understand what it is about, check this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem

tl;dr: would you turn the lever which would switch the train to another track and kills one person and avoids killing the 5 people on the road, or would you let the train drive straight ahead without doing anything.

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My education was worth it

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Alright I got it now. The Transplant example explains it much better.
No because fuck them, their misfortune lying there like plebs

Send everyone involved to Siberia

ethical deontologists btfo

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Pull the lever.


Inaction is weighted equally to action, so I must try to save the most people.

god i love nichijou, and how casually the notion of an 8 year old orphan creating sentient AI (and a bandana that lets cats communicate with humans) is treated

I just love everything about it. The absurd humour in Nichijou is wonderful, yet it also manages to have very rich, lifelike characters whom I really empathise with. I just want to hug Yukko and make all her problems go away.