Lara croft makes her way from a cuban slum to america in a raft

I enjoyed the rebooted game, i'll give this movie a shot.

Maybe it's a rift, not a raft. But boy, she doesn't look like Lara Croft at all

Of all robotic waifus in movies and shows, she is the shittiest

Why does her body look like an african statue?

a nigger probably cummed all over that already.

No ass, no tits, perfect for Lara Croft! I wonder how many feminists are consulting on the project like on Mad Max: Monthly Fury Road.

Nigger spotted.

Becoming Lesbian right now ✒

Don't forget the tranny-tier, disgusting hip-to-waist ratio.

Cameron > Alita > Ava / The Machine > Eva (Claudia Vega) > Niska > Catherine Weaver > Eve (wall-e) > Hatsune Miku > Johnny 5 > Her.

Jump in a pool of sharks.

Watch The Descent series instead. The game is just a cheap knock off the movies.

Swedes are "hu'wite" fellow brvvdders hiley!

I'm pretty certain she's jewish. Like most media-people from Sweden.

Miku is the biggest turboslut in existence.

so this movie is about 13 yr old Lara Croft now? Or what?

you've got it all wrong. only the media owners are Jewish in Sweden

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnier_family

nnnnnyes

More stuffing than tits in that bra.

Remember when Swedes were blonde and blue eyed instead of wog looking

Reported for nazi revisionism.

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yea this totally looks like a seasoned adventurer and not a model on a photo shoot

I guess Angelina Jolie can be proud of those movies. Because her Tomb Raider were pretty good.

Even modern videogame Lara looks more buff than this girl, how is that possible.

TITS, that's the fucking issue here TITS. Lara Croft should have big, massive swinging jiggly TITS.

This broken-nosed hag has the tits of a chubby 12 year old boy.

That stick figure is suppose to beat soldiers to death in hand to hand combat?

She doesn't even look like she could successfully hike the rockies, how am I supposed to believe she's Lara Croft?

Lara Croft Begins

The Tomb Raider (2013) game developers thought that "punishing" Lara was tough and "badass". They made a game where brutalizing a girl was considered character development. But slapping a women into place is considered misogyny.

She looks like one of those girls they cast for ageplay porn

sweet, sweet justice

oh its, not Jlaw

I just learned a great new word today, lol

More like Lara Raft.

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the glass was already cracked but yea