How?

How do I get a gf like this

photoshop and a tablet

Rub your chest with your poo

start by taking a shower and going out

kek

If only she had a nice potbelly

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Become 2d.

More details please.

those are some of the worst drawn feet I have ever seen. Image should be purged from the internet

why would anyone want a 2d gf? do you not realize how flat they'd be?

Like this?

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by entering the second dimension

You will never get a gf, even a cartoon gf. She will friendzone you.

if only you killed someone while boxing

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WITHOUT DOUBT, this gif is the creepiest thing I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. I wiill not be able to sleep now, thanks to the mental image of this… this thing in my head. You utter utter bastard.

Pray to Allah and make your way to 72 2d qts

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Hot but a little too fat

That's a pretty damn good foot, though. Artistically speaking. Have you ever drawn anything that didn't look like a kindergartner made it? Hands and feet are the hardest. But I don't see the flaws there.

No no, this makes perfect sense to my autistic way of thinking. If you accidetly killed someone while practising the sport of boxing, the parent of the dead man would be entitled to sniff your ass. I think that's in the Constitution somewhere, but I might be wrong about that?

You referenced Pulp Fiction unintentionally.

Oh, I thought you were saying potbelly guy is black boxer

? When

Why have you not painted your face white, dyed your hair green, put on ruby red lipstick, and went out there to mass murder people for the lulz?

If you insist.
Do you hear that knocking on your door? That'll be me…
Enjoy your concrete enema, faggot.

That's not mass murder, that's individual murder. You silly psychopathic fuck.

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i can top that