But I don't want to be a virgin!
Then go get laid with a "normal" chick.
But I CAN'T!
Hotwheels got laid while he was the fucking admin of wizardchan. You have no fucking excuse.
FUCK YOU I-
NO. FUCKING. EXCUSE.
2D is better than 3D!
You can't touch 2D, 2D was designed by 3D, your waifu will never truly be yours, she will never reciprocate your feelings. You may as well be going to a peepshow where the stripper doesn't take off her clothes and eating your dinner in front of the glass window, that's basically what you're doing.
What if I get a doll?
You mean like Barbie you degenerate faggot? Only fags play with dolls. Again, the doll cannot reciprocate your affections, it's like the hooker thing all over except she never leaves and she just lays there and you have to clean your cum out of her and she gradually rots and naturally you can never tell a soul about her.
M-MUH ARTIFICIAL WOMB-
Doesn't exist yet. You sound like a mentally ill tranny talking about that shit. You can no more impregnate a robot than they can change their chromosomes. Deal with it.
Western women are just whores.
You're wrong, but if that's your belief don't go after western women.
ALL women are whores.
No, SOME are. Only 14% identify as a feminist. Think about that, that means 86% don't even superficially consider themselves feminists. There are plenty of good women out there, you just have to increase your standards.
But I TRIED all that! I listened to PUAs!
Fuck puas, all they teach you is how to put on an act, and if that's not who you really are the act is going to slip eventually. You have to change you, change your way of thinking.
THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH ME!
Yes it is asswipe, look a your hostility to criticism, you think any woman wants to fuck that? If some woman came stomping towards you with her brow furrowed angry about how all men were unfaithful losers and called you a worthless faggot would you still want to fuck her?
So you want to fuck a feminist?
What? No! Of course not!
THAT'S WHO THINKS LIKE THAT. THAT'S WHO YOU SOUND LIKE.
Bullshit, I hide my powerlevel just fi-
You post threads on Holla Forums complaining about your inability to get laid. The stench of desperation will prevent you from getting laid.
FINE, how do I change?
Okay first off, if you're a furry, a foot fetishist, zoophile, prefer 2D, fap to futa, traps, trannies, loli or CP, I can't help you. You're too far gone and women won't go near you because they can sense you're unfit for reproduction.
For the two you left, it's simple. Raise your standards, lower your standards, then raise them higher than they were to begin with.
You already hate women, channel that. You have to think of most women as beneath you. Remember Conan's speech about Valeria? That's the mindset. She exists, and every other woman pales in comparison. Create your ideal woman in your mind, physically, mentally, emotionally, create your 10/10 in all respects. Got it? Okay, now here's where you lower your standards. Craiglist, fetlife, okcupid, plenty of fish, tinder. Talk to every girl you halfway find attractive until one agrees to fuck you. These women are specifically looking for dick. The point here is just to get laid. Why? Because you're fucking desperate, and until you get that shit out of your system no good woman will come near you. Just keep asking them, one will eventually say yes. You ARE someone's fetish, I guarantee you. As soon as you're done, start looking for someone higher quality. I'm not saying never see her again, in fact if you can make it a regular thing all the better, because the goal from here is to change your attitude towards women, they're competing for your attention, they've beneath your standards, you can do better, you don't feel any need to impress her because you have pussy. Every time you meet a girl, focus not on her positives but her negatives. Look her over, talk to her, look away, and think "Her boobs suck." "Her skin's kind of shit." "A fucking gauge piercing? Are you serious, whore?" This is going to make you more attractive to them without you having to say any of it.
Then just work your way up the pussy ladder.