I Never Saw Evangelion Yet

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Asuka Shikinami best Asuka

Is that the animu with the wasp women?

prepare to be disappointed, it's the most overrated animus ever

found the brainlet

Nigger you better downloaded the three movies. Not the goddamn anime. Not end of evangelion, you should watch that afterwards but preferably a couple days later.

Anyway, shit, how to spoil this to the max? How do you SPOIL an existencial crysis? If you are close enough to "getting" this disgustingly beautiful peace of art you notice that it, in itselfs, tries to spoil you. But not in the way little kids get spoiled these days with too much pocketmoney. Oh no, but in the kind that after watching, your mind will only be able to think "Well. Shit.", it is spoiled with existencial despair.

Now if my plan works out I'll get the "maximum spoil" award of this thread because I have put your expectations WAY too high.

Speaking of way too high: Ask somone on one and a half tabs of LSD who just watched all the movies during this day anything. (Not even kidding.)

Most solid explaination of this shit I have ever seen. Not that I went out of my way to ever see many, though. Still, nice job, lad.

Don't watch it, you will go down a path you can never recover from.

Don't bother with the movies, user. They're shit tier and very disappointing next to the anime. Just watch that, think about it and be amazed.

Basically the movies were made because the end of that anime was too "disappointing" but then obviously expectations were so high that some people still claim the anime is better than their attempt at its second version in movie form. Anime-movie-remakes are usually fucking terrible by default. Compared to all the other shit I'd say they did all they could, and they did well. But >OPINIONS.

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Uh, that's wrong. The EoE movie was made because it was the original final episodes, but they ran out of budget.

The rebuild is a sequel.

watch the gundam movies instead

I KNOW
YOU CAN'T FORGET THE PAST

Might as well ask ITT.
4th pic, those little "clouds" or whatever around her pussy and mouth.
What do they mean?
That her pussy and breath have a smell, or that she's breathing/queefing? Does it have something to do with heat?

it's just clunge steam since she's so hot and stuffy

Oh. Alright then.

holy shit I just finished watching the second one. That last fight-scene was fucking electrifying. I almost think I'll start watching anime i mean besides hentai

Am I ruined?

I have never heard this term before in my life, but I like it.
Why the steam around her mouth though? The aftereffects of mouth sex?

It's overrated faggot shit that peopel like because of symbolism and the characters being the worst people on earth.
I'd spoil it but let's be real here, the mech anime setting was just a chosen place, Star Wars is a soap opera in space, and Evangelion is a "drama" in a mech anime.
Shinji is a nu male faggot, it's not that he "won't get in le robot. XD" it's that he's so nervous and submissive that when Asuka hits in him he spergs out like an autist.
Asuka is an arrogant bitch. That's all I need to say.
The villains act like skilled political maneuvers but they have no more depth beyond "I'm lonley please come back."

It's a flanderization of a man who could only feel one emotion during a certain time in his life, and that's why it's shit, once he got over being a faggot the show turned into an acid trip because his "inspiration." was gone.
But I can see why it's popular.
Anime is still in it's youth and so is animation. The closest thing to art in the medium is symbolism with lsd and tortured characters.

If you're gonna watch it OP watch it for waifu bait and brainless entertainment.

I'm- I'm sorry I've just really needed to get that of my chest, at least now all Anno is doing is trolling hia fanbase.

its above her tits not her mouth, her pussy and tits are steaming

fap fap fap

But that just raises more questions.
The pussy is an orifice that could understandably get hot and stuffy, but the tits are just a skin covered surface.

No, you have been born.

vag/boobs/neck are the hot parts of a female

LOL i just realized its about men rating women

disregard this post, I suck cocks

:^)

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Evangelion tries to go "too far", is what people who try to figure out what it is about might get. So they might think to themself "okay… if I were a mecha anime, how would I go too far, how would I create such reactions as I am seeing them?" and they might think well, shit, since it's a mecha anime they do it by powering their mechas the fuck up until it gets fucking ridiculous. But that is not AT ALL what's going on here and in fact the anime doesn't give a SHIT about their mechas in this particular way. If you want to see "Mecha anime going too fucking far" watch Gurren Lagann and the ending of its second goddamn movie. But Evangelion went as opposite from that as one could go. Interestingly both animes do the same thing in one way, in both animes in a sense the enemy is god, but one anime is all like "Well shit son, better go become god then. Put on your goggles, it's gonna be one hell of a ride." while the other tries to take the philosophical implications of such an act and take this to the fucking theatre.

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Oh look, it's an "anime expert" who thinks he knows everything. Time to tell you how wrong you are with a tinge of psychoanalysis. ¬,¬

There isn't anything wrong with liking something because of symbolism, you seem to be unable to properly, or perhaps you're too lazy to analyze symbolism. The characters are supposed to be "awful". They represent a deconstruction of anime standards, as well as attempting to be close to how real people would react in the situations the anime represents.
No, let me be real here. You don't understand it enough to spoil it. You may be able to tell about what happens, but you can't give any meaning to it. First of all, mech? Did you even finish it? There is only one "mech" in the entire series, and that would be Jet Alone.
Hating Asuka because you don't understand her character doesn't make the anime bad. Perhaps you should learn more about humans.
In otherwords, you're so butthurt that evangelion isn't your cute waifu anime that you hate the entire thing? Pathetic.

Kek. First of all, evangelion had no "villains" other than the heart of mankind. The endgoal was the rebirth and artificial evolution of life, at the cost of previous lifeforms. Except gendo, who wasn't a villan but just an autist like u

KEK. Yeah, okay. Sure.
So again, I was right. You're a mindless consumer who can't think, who is upset that a series he watched wasn't simple enough to get, and you're not man enough to handle a real woman like Asuka.

exactly what evangelion was made for, to make fun of people who watch that kind of anime

Evangelion is about a beta cuck faggot rejected by his dad used by a bunch of (((elites))) as a key for controlling the end of the world, this is why nobody cant say the real meaning of evangelion, you will be labelled as "antisemitic scum".

Wrong.

Actually is a bretty good synopsis.

if you're an unlearned

This is a basic explanation:

This is a shitty synopsis:

Eva is GOAT, and always will be. The fate of destruction is the joy of rebirth. Congratulations!

I liek you.

muh nigga

So where is my dream?
It is a continuation of reality.
But where is my reality?
It is at the end of your dream.

Fight scenes were alright. It's the kind of show were you don't really care what happens to most if not all of the characters because they're all insufferable in their own ways.

2deep 4u

Nah it's just some crap philosophy from the brain of a depressed ching chong on a tight budget.

THE ANGELS DID NOTHING WRONG

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He didnt create anything, is just gnosticism with the protocols and giant monsters and robots.

Faggot OP here. Just finished watching the last one. Well…that was fucking depressing.

checked. I wouldn't mind trying to understand it on a "deeper" level if it had one. Someone just working through their personal demons isn't really a philosophy.

So what other Evangelion are there? Wasn't there one where Asuka gets killed?

Check out the movies that do a better job at ending the story than a fucking crap coloring book. Also post more porn please

You haven't seen anything yet. They ran out of budget for 25 and 26, watch EoE.

If there aren't any good english dubs then I won't bother.

Like I said, now you have to watch EoE. Also if you don't understand the symbolic philosophy of the esoteric nature of Eva I can't help you.

cant fap to that, gib /ss/ instead

It's about a bunch of schoolchildren piloting giant robots.

If you're in middle school you may think it's awesome. If, as an adult, you still think it is, that is real sad. Unsurprisingly, most of its fan base is just nostalgiafags and manchildren.

It's actually a very shallow, very formulaic, and very silly kid's show.

WRONG. There is only 1 robot in the entire series. You didn't watch it so your opinion is invalid.

It's Jewish mysticism isn't it? Screw that

It's closer to Hermeticism.

An angel is a bio-robot

No, they're not robots.

oh shit, you're right

Not exactly, it has a lot of meanings.

Bye.

No you fucking mongoloids, my point is it's pretentious shit that's actually simplistic 3rd grade tier writing, symbolism is just a cop out to look smart by idiots.

Asuka is more of a real woman than your 3rd clone dummy ever will be.

If you're talking about Rei, I don't like any of them because I don't like the show.
If I had to choose though we all know who best girl really is.
Shinji crossdressing.

I read the summary on Wikipedia. It sounds like this entire series is shit. At the end of one of the movies, the girl is the key to the destruction of the world and the main character strangles her and cries. Ambiguous endings are a sign of lazy storytelling and award whoring.

Besides if you're older than 14 you should stop watching anime and start living in the real world. Work out, be social, have sex and make some money.

I can tell by your previous post that you're literally incapable of "getting it". Hence the meme…2deep4u

This is the closest Evangaylion fags will ever get to an argument.

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Lol… No, really, You don't get it. You even made it clearly evident that you didn't even realize what the pilots were operating weren't robots.

You lack the intellect required to understand the cyclic nature of the universe.

dumping some shit this dumbfuck won't understand.

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Oh, here's a really good one.

What the fuck am I reading?

*tips fedora*

I know they were piloting biological creatures, cloned from Adam right? I get the plot but here's the thing:
SYMBOLISM is the issue. It's a shitry stroy telling device used by creator's to portray ideas they can't get across so they half ass it. The production team said they added in random shit because it looked cool at one point. I hate it for that.

exactly.

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That's it?! The fact someone had to create an infographic to get the point across shows how retarded and convoluted the story is. I'm glad I'm not an anime fag.

I'm just gonna stop arguing with you now since I might as well be arguing with a broken record.>>6943842

The story isn't convoluted at all, the chart is just made up of memes so don't listen to it.

Too dumb to actually argue?

No, but it would be foolish to waste time trying to communicate with a lower life form. :^)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Asuka is broken goods, all you Asukafags make me laugh

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MODS =GODS

multiple suicide attempts prove you wrong

Can't we all just fap to the hentai and get along? Jesus

also Anno hates weebs so he just said it to insult them

it takes true strength to kill yoursef

i bet ur too pussy

I'm reading this

The fact that a race of intelligent beings who mastered science couldn't save themselves shows they didn't master science did they? From the beginning this story is stupid.

This is basically Gundam Wing but with philosophical and metaphysical shit added so it can appear deep.

its a good broken

*you are

What a faggot.

2deep4u

There is no such thing.

It's cool bro. I'm sure your understanding of the series get you tons of pussy.

Illiterate nigger thinks he can talk down to anyone

Big Titty Rei is a crime against humanity.

kek

relax anons. someday we'll have robots like this.

Cowboy bebop has literally no story telling and can't be anywhere as deep as eva

Don't it sucked.

This.

FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS

TUMBLING DOWN

2DEEP4U?

Well, that's one way to look at it.

Rebuild is the original evangelion without 2deep4jew. No big nose seele this time.

I'm pretty sure that Asuka is still, mentally, a child. She might even have a personality disorder or something.

Thats the problem with evangelion, remember what happened with angel cop, i bet all my allowance that all producers were shitting in their pants.

Misato is a cheap nimpho drunk whore, guaranted sex if you are in the right time, asuka is mad because the bi agent fucked everything but her, she even molested shinji, the hard girl there (this comes from a non virgin) is rei, basically she can beat you (literally) if you say something wrong.

The math is simple, Misato or Azuka are both ok, but not because they are "good girls" and we all know here that nips are motherfuckers.

She didnt kill herself, she is the weakest of all and misato is just another feminist symbol, is not strong, just stupid.

The first days of sex? maybe.

Asians always talk about "swords with 2 edges" both azuka and misato have serious daddy issues.

No. It's just ass.
Lain was the only 2deep4u anime that was actually good.

Not as deep as eva

wait… its the same as Eva.

…or haruhi

Btw, check the first uncensored urotsukidoji ovas, the sex scenes there are really 2deep4you and extremelly self explaining at the same time if you arent an antichristian bernie tard or a fedora.

I only watch dubbed anime

Goodnight Pun Pun is way deeper and depressing, like it's literally an anime for alone, Japanese autistic men, such as yourself.

But i am not japanese.

'''I still remember the first time I came inside a banana…==

Do you mean that she is quick-witted or are we talking about that slap to the face

I just have to make sure, im screwed up like that

Both, she is like a hardcore nudist that dont want to have sex with you.

This thread.

I did not understand any of the shit in the last two episodes. I fell out of my chair when they started clapping.

Moar.

See vid related you pleb.

Serious question, the super-mega-gigantic-multiwaifu-rei was the product of both seeds united or just the seed of knowledge killing all humans and puting their alien souls inside the room of guf again?

Btw, its like there are more seeds and that the "original race" separated their essences in 7 seeds and that there is just one room of guf and the spears can open it.

This please.

Hey guys, what's up?

I noticed your thread and I decided to add my two cents.

Evangelion is such a great series! It's so rich in detail and the storytelling is mindblowing! I have read some comments on here that dislike the series because it's too hard to follow and it's "pseudo-intellectual." Let me explain and hopefully I can shed some light on this subject =)

This entire series is a coming to age story mixed with feminist themes. Shinji is a kid who was forced into saving the world from destructive beings. At his tender age of 14, being forced into fight or die situations can traumatize you. That traumatization leads to his questioning of life and thus the overall philosophy of the entire series.

Throughout the series we see how Shinji copes with the trauma, how it ages him and how it affects his interactions with different characters such as Rei, Asuka and Misato. I'd love to go into detail about these characters but I want to focus on Shinji. All you need to know is that these female characters are much different than the standard damsel in distress tropes of female fetale tropes. They are actually bad ass women who can take care of themselves. As I mentioned, the trauma ages him from little boy who doesn't know much about the world to grizzled veteran who is emotionally numb to it.

I read a comment about the end of End of Evangelion and how it didn't make sense. Shinji has now become a man and has shed off the boy within. His strangling of Asuka signifies his adulthood and rejection of the mother that children are so dependent upon. It may also signify the culture of toxic masculinity that comes when a boy turns into a man.

I recommend this show 1000000/10. This show will change your life and how you view it! Like I said before, it's so rich in detail. You can watch this show 100 times and come up with different interpretations. I even saw some Marxist, capitalist and anarchist theories. I have to watch it again but damn this would be great for my Culture, Gender and Media class.

Thanks for reading!

Toodles!! XD

Underrated troll, sadly is just a pasta.

2DEEP4U????

If it's the Qaballah, it's hermetic meaning white.
If it's the kaballah, it's jewish.

The reason why both exist is that jews stole the qaballah back in ancient egypt and replaced the original names and terms with jewish names and terminology. To this day non-jews keep relying on and calling upon jewish names which if you are into /fringe/ shit, means that you are channeling jewish entities. This problem is so widespread that even in today's anime they still use the kaballah's set of names and terms, like in LWA.

Is not. It was just an exotic (to japs) religion to make shit look cool. Trying to pin it down as anything legit or specific is a mistake.

All the mother's souls are in the robots. The exceptions being Rei and Kowaru, because they have the souls of Adam and Lillith.

Psh. I love Bebop too. It's almost as good as NGE. They are both excellent character driven animes about flawed people finding their way in the world..

Yeah, this why it was censored.

Sure, WWII never happened and i also talked about the protocols but you just deleted that in your mind…

Just for trolling, there is not a exact meaning or "limit" for soul in that serie, 02 has one, yet it isnt complete or it can be in 2 places at the same time (its not an error).

No. I know what you mean. I ain't even mad. I used to spend a lot of time posting at Evageeks, and still hang out on the IRC channel. 02's soul is not the only instance of a soul likely being in two places at once. It's one of the first things we see.

My point is that you are not answering this:

The other thing is just low level trolling, nips have censorship and even special bills for animes, even some crimes in the name of evangelion.

What about the protocols? I don't remember them mentioning the protocols, though they are a bunch of of kikey big nosed guys mentioning the scenarios from the dead sea scrolls. I guess I can see the connection, but I think it is likely a legit parentheses free coincidence. I doubt Anno is redpilled on the JQ. Then again maybe he is, but everything else points to the Christian and jewish symbolism just being rule of cool. I imagine Anno at the library, looking through some books on western religion and thinking, "This esoteric jewish shit is weird and would make a freaky religion for the illuminati types in my show!" while not realizing how close to the truth he was.

GTKRWN

Jesus fucking christ. Only pretentious teens can justify this garbage.

They have laws and producers cut everything, we are talking about another american puppet state like germany.

Do you have a single fact to back that up? You can bitch about it all day, but there is no evidence of the producers being controlled by kikes.

I always preferred Asuka. She is so flawed so relateable. She was like a punch to face. After years of watching animes were the leading ladies literally sparkled in perfection, she was breathe of fresh air. Hell all the females (fuck and the males) in this show are written so well. That's probably why it is still one of the most popular animes.

You know what's sad. My dad is a huge mecha fan. Has all the gundams on VHS and DVD. He use to to have he figures too. He hates Evagelion. Refuses to watch it. I don't know why. It's not really mecha, but it's worth a watch, damnit!

OP here. Where can I download the last one?

You seriously can't find it? You can't find a torrent? You can't find it on putlocker? You can't find it on dare tv? Try harder, OP.

TANG, IT'S A KICK IN A GLASS

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Those women longed for the touch of other's lips, and thus invited their kisses.

And how can you not love this theme? I wish more fucking J-pop sounded like this. If it did, I would probably be a fan.

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Did you saw the video or you are just another delusional tumblerite?

Well, tumblerites always trust google, type this in that browser:

bill law anime

I almost posted that one, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last second. I like this one. Its so short, but I've never heard it played with such feeling. Usually the cellist just plows trough it, which is what Bach intended, but I don't care.

Dude chill out. I'll look into. I've never been to tumblr. I'm sorry if I'm not as big a Holla Forumsack as you are. I usually skip youtube videos people post on Holla Forums, because I don't watch youtube in my browser. I use mpsyt and/or youtube-dl

Actually not knowing that made you an ignorant, that or the averge delusional mentally handicaped bernie sanders supporter.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Forces_Japan

What if the anime can't deliver as much as the theme did?
Struggle of my life.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Self-Defense_Forces

Who are you quoting?

A kid found the secret of sex. Congratulations!

my favorite episode

Was literally about to type something like this, nice job

I'm confused. When did I say that I thought Japan won WWII?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereignty

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

No, you aren't delusional, though you do seem to be suffering from a mental illness.

Dude just use Kissanime

Yeah, sure, Japan never lost the war against Usa, it has the imperial navy in Manchuria right now and the UN isnt telling them to stop lolicon because the emperor like it.

When did I ever make such outrageous claims?

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Personally, i love evangelion not for "muh deepness", even not for drama, but for directing.
Boy, this is gorgeous and beautiful.
Sceneries is perfect, pace is masterpiece, decorations and overall design was massive and insane, and all of that is polished and tied with engaging music.
I also love how depressive thirst to escape was portrayed, but direcirs work - that was the thing, that really makes this anime.