26 year old virgin

So I'm a 26 year old virgin and I'm planning on seeing an escort soon but I don't know if I should tell her or not. Should I?

They charge extra if you tell them

she'll know if you don't so you might as well tell her

I'm sure you've watched a lot of porn so just do what you've seen. If you ejaculate early, just tell her your a quick shot

Do you workout OP, if not build up your endurance so you can last longer and move around without losing your breath, your paying this whore so you gotta get every minutes worth.

If your out of shape put off the escort for a few months, maybe you'll get more confidence and actually meet someone

TRY TINDER OR SOME OTHER SHIT, DON'T GIVE THESE HOES YO MONEY, IT'S GOING TO BE A COP OR YOU'LL GET MUGGED BY A PIMP… PLZ B SAFE, YOUR VIRGINITY ISN'T WORTH YOUR LIFE, 3DPD IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT BESIDES ONAHOLES FEEL BETTER

Don't fuck an escort. Its a terrible introduction to sex. You will end up hating women and probably will start becoming a serial killer.
Just bit the bullet and fuck a fat chick from the club.

I've never used an onahole before, do they actually feel better than pussy? If so how much did you pay for yours?

I'd say so, I like how I can be as hard or slow I want to fuck it, you can get a memehole from Tenga to try out the onahole experience, don't get the American/European shit you gotta go with the Japanese shit… I think you can get their standard one that's good for 10 uses for like 12$, you might think that's too much but dating/courting/paying a female costs more than an onahole, also don't forget lube and be sure to properly clean your onahole after you're done with it for the day like immediately after, I learned that lesson the hard way

I bought a 50$ one from another company, a common rule for onaholes is if you buy cheap you get cheap, so buy a decent 10-20$ one your first time and if you get hooked buy a more expensive one

What I'm getting from these is that you should get a quote and then tell her.

Is the $50 you have a re-purchase or is it long lasting? Also, would you invest in one of those butt sex toys because I thought of maybe getting one to try out

From someone who lost it to an escort in their mid 20s (in a country where its legal), ignore these dumb cunts.

The price is the price, and YES, FUCKING TELL HER before. Like she wont know as soon as you start fumbling. She'll be able to tailor the booking better and make it more enjoyable.

Dont be a dick, tell her, and have a good time OP

I'm no superhuman sex expert but when I lost my virginity, I knew exactly what to do and how to do it and I learned everything in less than a year of watching porn. Not to mention I didn't even cum my first time

An onahole's durability depends on the materials it's made from and how you treat/fuck it, a cheap onahole might tear if your too harsh with it and won't keep the tightness or stretchability depending on use, as said before buy cheap get cheap, the cheap ones are good for those new to onaholes with the more expensive ones being for those who want more from their onahole. The more expensive the better materials it's usually constructed from.

The 50$ one I have has bumps and twists on the inside also it almost makes a tight vacuum when you go balls deep in it making you never want to pull out, it's a repurchase, after it's done 40ish uses I'll look into something else

Never tried one of those molds, I like to easily change positions with mine, the molds seem like you place it somewhere and fuck it, in my opinion the molds based on AV stars or anime characters are overpriced.

GET A CHEAP ONE FIRST, DON'T SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE

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the dude is right my man

Not unless it naturally comes up for whatever reason, although i don't think it matters. She might make more effort to make it a memorable experience if you tell her, i don't know. I got my first blowjob from an escort and she seemed pleased to be the first. Holy shit i was pleased too, they're fucking pros. Be picky with your escort though, OP. Be very picky. There's lots of them around and you don't have to break the bank either. Lots of danger out there and clock watching bores if you're not discriminating.

Also, relax and don't be afraid to tell her what you like. Have a good fuck OP and get in to it. You won't be disappointed, i'm sure. "normal" girls just don't gag on it like the rest, hmm. Enjoy her.

tell her, if shes a professional then she can work round it

Practice cumming with a Fleshlight or some other sleeve device

Otherwise, pussy will feel totally alien to you and you might even lose your erection.

Since it is a once in a lifetime situation, you should probably tell her, but say you were in an accident and in a coma for a few years and missed out on gfs and ask to take things very slow so you can process it all. She may activate some long lost feelings of empathy and fall in love with you and then you would have a real gf or a friend in the uncover police vice division whichever way it pans out.

nah. I didn't tell mine when I lost my v to her, and she didn't say anything about it

Find you a "daddy" on Craigslist. He will prob pay you and you get to cum in his holes… Win-win

if she'll know anyway then what is the point of telling her?

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Back to onaholes, the problem with mine was I allways had to use a ridicolous amount of lube. Also I saw some of those scent of vagina/sweat spray bottles, anyone have any exsperiance with them? are they realistic?

It doesn't matter, fleshlight or onahole, basically you're just fucking your hand.
Go out and get a real woman, they really do want to get fucked by you.

Is that image purposely disgusting or is it accidental?

its the girl who got punched in the face

She's moderately attractive and her pussy is pretty nice. It just needs a shave, so what.

The worst part of the image is the way she is stretching it.

it's alright, user. seeing that picture and feeling disgust probably just means you're a faggot.

I wouldn't say disgust, it's just not a great picture.

The stretching is the worst part as it makes it unatractive.

true, but it's not a particularly horrible picture, either. she could use a trim, but other than that she's fine.

Yes you are correct, I shouldn't have said disgust, as it isn't really what it incites. It in an unatractive pose.

Nigga you're only 4 years away from Wizardry and you're thinking about throwing it all away on some fucking escort?
Grow some fucking balls dude

I will never understand this forced meme. Fuck's sakes, it's like you faggots take "you get wizard powers!" seriously. If you just stay virgins. No. Fuck no. You just become deeply depressed and try to kill yourself. If you fail, your autism goes away because you're not scared of shit now. You almost died. That's as close as you get.

Fucking wizard powers. I am done.

a shitload of us don't go to clubs or bars

I pity you for not knowing the true powers of being a wizard, you'll never know.

fuck a fat girl you know, she will appreciate it, she won't give you diseases, and they feel a lot better in bed than you would imagine.

>tfw I talk with people fairly normally, sometimes with a dash of humor or charisma and not like an autistic fuckup. You don't have to believe me, but the positive self-image and confidence is the point here.
What's going on here? I thought I was supposed to be dealing with suicidal thoughts in the background. Why is OP so thirsty? During my depressed days I thought about prostitutes in passing, but it never seemed like an answer to any problems so I didn't dwell on it or anything.

Here's an idea: never sleep with a woman you would not want to procreate with.

This

If I've jacked off or stuck things up my butt do I still get wizard powers? It's only lying with a woman that makes me unworthy, right?

how the hell can you guys even imagine doing this. I mean going to a complete stranger, undressing, saying you want sex and then bodily contact. That must be awkward as fuck, I could never do that. I'm 23 yo virgin but the whole prospect seems intimidating, especially to ugly, autistic (not really) awkward faggots like me who drop their spaghetti everytime in public. Can you only do it with an escort if you're not ugly? Does that mean you need to send pictures of yourself first? Where do you find these escorts anyway, through some "agency" or is it always advertised by the individual slut herself?

Of course not. You're suppose to fuck her. Not tell her you life story. Don't get personal. Nobody wants that.

give her a good thumping for us Holla Forumsro

i never understood this.
unless you look like Quasimodo its ridiculously easy to get laid, even in muslim countries.

You can try and hide it like I did but she'll know for sure. May as well just tell her and not try to hide it, she won't care.

explain and emphasize the "ridiculously easy" bit

i'm 21 and since i started uni like two years ago, it feels like i'm invisible. yeah, girls look at me when i go up or down the stairs in my dorm, but not one of them even so much as said just "hi"

i figure it's kinda hard to get laid when no one sees you fucking standing next to them(happens sometimes)

I think you meant especially in muslim countries. You just rape the women you want in those countries.

Let's try a little intellectual experiment, OP. Let's replace virgin and escort with two other equivalent things and see if you can identify a pattern.

I'm a 26 year old who has never welded anything in my life and I'm scheduled to work with a professional welder soon but I don't know if I should tell him or not.

I'm a 26 year old who has never taken so much as an anatomy class and I'm supposed to perform heart surgery with a cardiologist soon but I don't know if I should tell him or not.

You get the picture? Stop being a dumbass.
You = sexless virgin
Hooker = sex professional

They will know you are a virgin the second you make first contact, so don't bother trying to play it off. Be open and honest, and you will stand a much better chance of having a positive experience. Treat them like they are stupid and you will get ripped off, and maybe worse.

Paying money to jack off.
pic related

How would you know if you are a professional masturbator and haven't actually ever smelled a real pussy? They could make those things smell like a fucking army footlocker and you sexless faggots would never know the difference.

That pic is not disgusting. If you think it is, you might be gay.

A shitload of you never leave your bedrooms except for meals.
Sorry, autists, sex is one of the rewards of being social. Because it is a reward, you have to give before you get. I am sorry you don't have fathers who taught you this stuff, but this is how life in the real world operates. If you don't like it, close the bedroom door and jerk it to porn for the rest of your life. IDGAF.

Yes, but they will be gay wizard powers.

>>>/cuckchan/

homosexual

i wish it was, sadly rapists are usually killed by family members of the victim before getting into court.

i'm talking about, consensual sex, as it turn out bitches like to get fucked too, who knew!

Achmed you need to leave

it really isn't about looks as much as how you make them feel.
you also need to have some contextual chat skills.

i'll give you an example of my most recent sexual encounter when i visited Cork in Ireland.

keep in mind that i'm no where near a Chad, i would rate myself 5/10 in a good day.
5'10, brown eyes, black hair, really nothing special.

i was visiting the city with a friend of mine, we ended up in a vegetable market with a restaurant in the upper floor and decided to try the local food.
it was nasty as fuck, but the place was beautiful and seemed to be like 1000 years old,i was intrigued.
there was this really cute waitress there, she looked 25 (turns out she was a bit older) but very cute red hair with rosy cheeks and a sweet smile.
i asked her about the place and how old it was, then asked her about what good places we can go to at night (bars, clubs, etc).
she gave us some places, then i asked her where does she go ?
she blushed, told me she usually go to x place but only on week ends as she's too busy tired to go there during week days.
i told her that we should meet there, she said sure, we chanced phone numbers.
tl;dr i end up banging the living crap out of her that night and few more days that week till we had to go home.

there is no magic secret with women, just talk.
two things to avoid.
1) don't go strait to buisness and show that you want to bang her.
it doesn't work unless you're a 10/10 Chad and she's kind of a slut, most women would be turned off by it because you're implying they're easy.
2) don't be needy. don't make it about her.
she'll likely turn you down, it will be very awkward for her even if she finds you attractive.

find something you have in common and work you way from there. study, tourism or just to have fun and chill.

knowing how socially inept i am, looks like i'm going to be a wizurd after all. well, nobody can say i didn't try, cheers user

you can do it bro

i can't small tall or normal talk. It is really hard and if you are really ugly it kills your confidence.

just be yourself isnt work.

Its a fucking escort, you pay for it. What do you expect to gain if you don't tell them?

that depends on the guy. some yes, do get a skewed perception of sex from it. some it's not that big a deal to.

man attractiveness isn't mesured by his physical appeal, but by his assertiveness, confidence, intelligence and other psychological abilities.

back when i was in college, i knew a disgusting looking dude, about 5'7, brown, had the most horrific case of jew nose i'v ever seen, he had the profile of a fish.
he fucked more bitches in a month than i do in a year, by the time he finished college the guy fucked close to 500 bitches.
one of the most amazing shit i'v ever seen, we were all trying to figure out out what his fucking secret was. money? intelligence? big dick?

turns out he had nothing of those, just an incredible talk skills.
he was dumb, ugly and not rich, but he know how to confuse bitches just with words.
all girls considered him ugly, but he always get them with time.
he has an odd method where he starts by friendzoning them, and when they get more comfortable around him, he fucks them.

meanwhile, i know a 6'1, blond with green eyes, literally a blond version of Henry Cavil, literally the most handsome motherfucker i'v ever met who's still a virgin at 29.
just makes you think.

you do know you're addressing Holla Forums right? few, if any Holla Forumstards got a little of any of those qualities. you're literally selling pick-up tips to the participants of a MLP convention

fake it till you make it

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