Why do i have ot type here?

wat do?

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I only like my amazonians in 2D thanks

Ask her her weight class and challenge her to a boxing match with the weigh in being our 3rd date
†*the second is going to be gym and carboload**

I kind of wish you didn't mention the shoulders. I was too distracted by the legs to notice them.

pump and dump
dont mention to no1

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I like her a lot but she has man-shoulders.

So do those little trap fuck boys you like, user.

Would I complain about the shoulders if I were a fag?

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White girls suck though.
What are you doing?

White girls look like angels. They are the reason I still choose to exist.

What's your opinion on Asian girls?

they look pretty neat. I would never marry or procreate with one though. I only stick to my kind and think Nordic girls look like princesses.

Get yourself a Scottish qt. They work hard and they're hot

I would get with a celtic girl tbh. I actually have some celtic genes.

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How can it be a blind date if I see her?

the thing I like about slavic girls is the smell of them and their noses. When slavic girls sweat they smell like heaven. The scent of their sweat also makes me pop a boner.

is she under 5ft?
impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate impregnate

her pussy my grab you back

if she is a virgin tell her I want to date with marriage in mind

if not then I'm going to go back to drinking

Ask her for her autograph and tell her good luck against the Patriots next Sunday.

good answer. shut that user right up.

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you could.

who you is

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Now you've got me imagining a rough burly stereotypical scottish woman saying lewd things in a scottish accent
Ain't gonna lie,that's pretty hot.

Wonder if Shang Sung will take my soul after I lose in Mortal Kombat

New waifu and yeah grab her by the pussy. I mean dem legs, birthing hips and everything else that follows and fits.

disgusting

Hey, it worked once, I'm sure it will work again.

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I've been doing it all wrong this whole time

Tell her that she forgot to wear pants.

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I don´t like women with more body mass than me