tfw you eat Jesus
> tfw you eat Jesus
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When you eat Jesus, does that mean holy shit becomes a literal expression?
id. rather ear that virgin mary
tfw you eat Jesus
they eat his flesh (GAAAAY)
and drink his blood (creeeepy)
christians also have a ton of cut off body parts in their churches
if i do all that i end up in a mental institution
Christianity was literally born from cuckolding. Is Joseph the oldest cuckold in literature or what?
n-no I wasn't cucked
i-it was GOD that impregnated my wife before I had a chance
is it just me or does that pic look suspiciously sexual?
It's not sexual if it's Jesus' dick. Uh sorry, Jesus' "flesh".
I thought it was supposed to be bread, not some sort of cardboard circle like in this pic
Catholics are just weird.
It's JESUS FORESKIN
Do you now see why catholic priests are driven into fucking little boys?
Imagine, every sunday your altar boys lining up in front of you, looking up or eyes closed, mouth open and tongue out like that.
This pope needs to be thrown off St. Peter's Basilica
I'm not gonna lie. That female seems fertile and healthy.
I'm not gonna lie. That female seems very healthy and fertile.
grill wan the crist
who wouldve thought a primitive religion would draw from other primitive beliefs, such as believing, that ingesting the flesh of something will give u its strengths
Is Christianity the only cuckholding-based religion?
its a key component in all religions
At least Christians don't eat baby penis and imbibe blood wine made from foreskin juice.
Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom…
disclaimer: please dont feed animals
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Baah Baah, Black Shirts, have you any Jews?
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Three trains' full!
Ones' a disaster, ones' full of slaves.
And ones' for "Resettlement",
They'll be gassed today…
So I've been doing it wrong the whole time.
The Lord is our shepherd, we are his flock and Jesus loves lamb chops.