My girlfriend and I are now fur-grandparents after our slutty fur-daughter got knocked up. Born the length of a finger and purring up a storm, everyone is healthy, even the slut of a cat.
Name the Kitten Holla Forums
NAME THE NEW SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!!!
AJ if boy
Kennedi if girl
-checks-
It's a girl
Phoebe if girl
Olga if boy
Name it Hitler of course, one of his generals would also be acceptable.
could you please cum on it and then post pics?
Lady Kasandra
hehe that's, like, totally original user..hehe
Who said I was trying to be original?
hehe, you sure have one hell of a noggin on you, user..hehe
Just one kitten? That's unusual.
What did you do to the rest of the kittens OP?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!??!?!
The mum is under a year old and tiny. She had two, but one didn't make it. :( That's okay though, 1 is better than none…I suppose. Going to need to get a nice house for the fur-grandbaby in a couple of weeks.
Her name will be Geraldine, of course.
chairman meow
kitler
Name it Neferpitou regardless of gender.
also spay and neuter your cats you white trash motherfucker
She's probably just going to eat it
cats just dont have one kitten where are the rest
also gadaffi is best name
There were only two and one died. :-(
You should name her after these sweet 7s.
Check'd
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I also think anything but Hitler is unacceptable.
the ol' hitler dicksuck, a classic
Kitteh of the Web, The One Who Bats the Strings Inside Your Head.
just Kitteh for short though.
Digits confirm
I'm so glad user decided to go with "hitler" it's the only reasonable choice
"Cum Gargling Preteen Schoolgirl Slut", of course
shaniqua, because the dad was probably black considering he didnt stick around
this
it's just one? cool
well, it's a male i assume? and also white. how about "shitlord"? or mr privilege. something ti passive aggressively trigger feminists with
Whats the point of naming a cat if they never respond to you when you call its name?
lizardfish
oh… nvm my before comment then, that's not cool at all. sorry to hear that. that sucks. i struggled feeding one kitten of the 6 mine had because it wouldn't want to let go of the milk, took me a whole week of stressing out about it but he made it. was the cutest of the bunch, still feel bad i gave him away. hope he's doing well, my lil teddy bear… really grew to me in that short time
proudfoot.
Vibrator.
named them by other animal name. like Doggy or Cuttlefish
Carmen the Caramel Kitteh!
TOPKEK
that's a healthy looking ferret
Potato
If serious…
Leia
name it Dog
You will never be white :^)
mr hi fi banjo strings
Gaddafi the unfearing
nugget
Name it "El Rato", because that is how it looks.
That's a gerbil, dude.
lera
or
laura
Pitts Graneugh
Lendega Baroque
Name her coalburner. She'll grow up to be a huge slut like her mom.
I agree, looks like a rat.
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Call it deez nuts
qt kot
Call it baby.
call it Bill Nye the science guy
Name her cocksock.
HORSECOCK
let's try it again. his name is HORSECOCK (screamed)
can i re-roll ?
rolling for HORSECOCK
If female: Laura B.
If male: Robbie
Absolutely liberal my d00d
Rolling for Absolutely Liberal.
You're welcome.
Absolutely Liberal is her name then.
why would you name cats, they are too retarded to respond to their names. sage
sage
Good costanza reference
Absolutely pitbull-nigger tier my d00d
"Bowel Movement"
they do respond to their names tho
first one Assad
Name the second one Saddam
WHAT THE FUCK
Cats respond to a good swift kick in the face with a steel capped boot, the furry fuckers.
KILL YOURSELF
MURDER SUICIDE