Wet Dreams

just wear a condom every night and experience t r a n q u i l i t y every time you bust in your sleep

be grateful nigger, i'm 20 and i've never had a wet dream

Unless you want a diaper fetish, do not do this OP

Take some Priligy fam

At least you aren't dreaming of nigger cock

Only perverts have diaper fetishes. If the guy is using it for a actual non sexual purpose I would image it could be of better use.

I'm having the same problem except I haven't lost my virginity. At 21 I've had more wet dreams in the past two years than I had in my entire teens

lol the only time I've ever had one is when I didn't masturbate for like 4 weeks

Hello, I'm interested in your problem, but I need more information. Please tell me your weight, what your body temperature is like throughout a typical day, eating habits, general lifestyle summary, and any patterns associated with your wet dreams. I would like to play detective here, and I might be able to make some connections with my own wet dream events that will lead to the answer.

Weight: About 67 kg or 10.7 stone. Was told a while back that I was underweight though I don't know if this is still the case.

Height: About 6 foot or just under.

Body temperature: I don't have a thermometer but I can say that I live in northern England, where its still pretty cold and wet and I tend to keep quite warm. Have a bit of bad circulation around my ears (hurts like hell if they get too cold) but that's about it. Right now, I usually wear about three layers when I go out and one layer when I'm indoors. At night, I don't really need to keep wrapped up.

Eating habits:
Breakfast consists usually of toast and orange juice, though occasionally I may treat myself to a fry up or just a bacon/sausage sandwich. Lunch is usually some kind of meat filled sandwich/wrap (ham, chicken, beef, etc) or some kind of soup. I still live with my folks so dinner/tea is typically decided by what they feel like making. Here a list of what's commonly had:
At night I may get a snack if I'm still hungry, usually a sandwich, packet of crisps (chips for burgerfags) and a yogurt. Sometimes I'll have a soup here, if I didn't at lunch. As for beverages, I almost solely drink water.

Lifestyle: Been mostly unemployed since last summer when I finished university, so I've been enjoying neet life. If I don't have something on, I usually spend my day shitposting, trying to be /fit/, playing vidya and watching niptoons. In case you're wondering what type of workout I do, it mostly consists of push-ups, sit-ups, squats, pull-ups, handstands and some running. Still got some normie friends too so I occasionally go out to get drunk. No gf, no crushes and my only intake of porn for the last month or so has come from this very imageboard. Had sex about three times, though I only really count the last two (last time was less than a week ago).

You were meant to be the next Genghis Khan, railing and impregnating bitches every night, OP.

So close to quads, damn…

Wow… a few years ago it occurred to me just how inordinately much I was flapping when it occurred to me that I've never had a wet dream. There's never been an excess of sperm in these balls. Of course I'm a virgin.

"…are only becomes more frequent."

Maybe you should work on your education and language skills. Strengthening the mind might be good for you.

Why do you care you fuck?

You have been gifted OP. Don't try to get rid of your gift.

Nigga GCHQ just fucking pinpointed you with all that information you dumb faggot, they are going to backtrace your connection and fucking arrest you for jacking off to cp. You dun goofed.

On topic, you seem to be obsessed with sex, and if I had to wager your sex last week was with a prostitute or a one night stand. Your lack of meaningful relationships are your problem. Try and find a gf who you can have intimate relations with, and stop masturbating. Once you dump your load into her you should stop having emissions as much, although some people are just more prone to it/sensitive than others. If it continues try wearing briefs or tighter pajamas to bed. Also get your gf pregnant to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Alternatively you can try cutting your dick off, worked for me.

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Caffeine that late might be a trigger. Sleeping on your side could prevent excessive stimulation while dreaming. What is the pace of a typical wet dream for you: frantic, slow, or normal? Are you more likely to have a snack before bed when it happens? What kind of water are you drinking? Frequent filtered or distilled water may flush minerals and electrolytes out too quickly.

Sounds like you cum like a beast.

Yeah it was a one night stand. Never had a gf so maybe it is just an issue of being lonely. I'm not as awkward as I was in my teen years and I'm not ugly but I am picky and still somewhat scared of rejection.

Also I hate wearing underwear to bed and if I go commando when wearing pyjamas. Letting my junk breathe at night is just so much more comfortable. Sleeping nude was like the next level but then I jizzed on my duvet and cleaning that in the middle of the night (without anyone in the house knowing) is fucking annoying.

I do drink a lot of filtered water throughout the day but I rarely drink anything with caffeine, especially not before bed. I do enjoy a mixed soda drink on social nights but rarely do these nights end in a wet dream. Doesn't seem to matter what my sleeping position is but I'll try sleeping on my side a bit more if it means less stimuli. As for pace, depends really. I mean the sex part of my dream is usually over fast (thank God that's not an issue in real life) but it can happen soon after I fall asleep or at the stroke of dawn. Not sure if the snacks before bed have any relation, though I'll try to keep an eye on my sugar intake from now on.

I have my moments.

Stop being a pussy and enjoy wetting yourself like a good little cuck.

At work now so I can't give a detailed reply. I have more to say later, so stay tuned.

A normal, healthy male of 22 should be having sex probably 3 times per day.

Sex is healthy.

Masturbation, on the other hand (LOL) is entirely unhealthy and will kill your testosterone level, cause penis desensitization (which leads to erectile dysfunction), and a myriad of other problems.

The single best thing you can do for yourself is have sex. The single worst thing you can do is masturbate. So if you ever feel like masturbating, or that you might have a wet dream, that's your body telling to you rape.

No, no. This isn't necessarily about sugar intake. I did not mean to imply your late night snacks were causing the wet dreams. Late night snacks might be okay. They might not. However, your water drinking might be very relevant to your wet dreams. It seems they tend to happen with a full bladder or rectum while sleeping in a way that stimulates the genitals. Sometimes my wet dreams have featured a need to urinate before or after the sexy part. I suppose either situation is probably pressure on the prostate with an erection pressing against something. You also said you have tea with dinner. That's caffeine, so I don't know why you say you rarely have caffeine. Try the tea earlier in the day than dinner perhaps.

Anyways, I still don't have much time, but I will tell you that highly filtered or distilled water could be considered to be a way to dehydrate a person over the long run. Yes, it refills H20, but if your diet lacks electrolytes and minerals, this will have a flushing effect. Without the appropriate balance of electrolytes and minerals, water cannot get into tissues and cells in a healthy, balanced way. This situation means water quickly goes to the bladder, and you drink even more water because you are dehydrated and thirsty. I used to drink a ton of water all the time. But now I drink orange juice and milk while eating plenty of juicy fruits. I also add iodized salt to my meals and take a magnesium supplement. Now I don't feel the need to drink so much water, and my bladder feels much stronger and more capable of handling a lot of liquid. If I remember correctly the sugar in the juice and milk helps with hydration too (carbs in general?), but don't quote me on that. You could take things a step further with hydration by taking creatine monohydrate as well. It is used by many tissues including the brain.

I'd like to say more, but I'm exhausted right now. Maybe I will later, but don't be hellbent on stopping wet dreams if my advice doesn't help you. The ability to have those dreams might the sign of a healthy ability to sleep and recharge with quality REM. I'm not saying you shouldn't try to solve it, but only solve it if you become healthier, such as by becoming better hydrated. You shouldn't try to crash your metabolism or anything just so you don't have sexy dreams.
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I get it during low fap or no fap.

Now that I think about it, my increase in wet dreams has occurred around the time I started drinking filtered water throughout the day in an attempt to be more healthy (used to be a soda guy). As you pointed out, the issue may very well be just a case of me not doing what's best for my bladder. I'll try to cut down and drink more juice or even spring water to see if my situation improves.

Also when I mentioned tea, I was just using the British term for an evening or late afternoon meal, not the beverage. I do occasionally drink tea but usually only in the morning to about midday. Sorry for the confusion and thanks for the advice, senpai.

I doubt there are many men having sex 3x a day at 22