Name a better captain. I'll wait

Name a better captain. I'll wait

Protip: please try your best!

Captain Ben Sisko

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Captain Crunch

check and mate

Captain Underpants

Captain Marvel!

I like Archer, but Kirk would have fucked T'Pal by day 3.

"O captain my captain"
- Tobey Maguire, Good Will Hunting

Vulcan women propably considered Kirk a grave threat to their logical worldview, beacuse of his ability to teach about love to any alien with female pronouns.

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Impossible.

I really can't name anyone better since Garak wasn't a captain.

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I was going to write tits, but in TOS strict gender divide was an universal constant. They even used a makeshift universal translator to make sure some guy wasn't being gay when having weird sex with an energy being.

OP's already gave up and we haven't even started…

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Captain America, you fucking space commie.

This is the only true answer.

Pfft. Too easy tbh

kirk was definitely the best, he didn't give a shit about alien feefees and fucked whatever he wanted to
sisko is second, even though he's a nigga
picard is third because the fag chose not to kill the borg
archer is last because he's the biggest sissy out of all of them for the longest period

Archer was the worst Trek captain. Which makes sense since there was no Starfleet or academy. Watching an untrained, inexperienced captain learn as he went along would have made for excellent television. But Archer was a dumb, arrogant asshole that never listened to anyone.

Maxwell was the best. He was right. Remove yamak sauce.

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true

babylon 5 sucked balls

Babylon 5 > Deep Space Nigger

Captain Hook.

James Tiberius Kirk

Sheridan was good too

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