I believed the prostate orgasm meme and experimented with a cucumber earlier this morning, with little success. Now it feels like I've got burning coal seated in my rectum and my prostate is pulsating like it's a second heart. It hurts, anons, it really fucking hurts and I don't know what to do. It's been almost six hours and it hasn't gotten the least bit better.
Any ass packers here with experience in these matters, please tell me if this is normal and if there're any remedies to stop the aching, please.
Grayson Martinez
GO TO THE DOCTOR DUMBASS
Logan Sanders
^this>>6894593 Because I have done that before but I never got lasting pain like that Holla Forumsro. Maybe bc u used a cucumber and some juice leaked out, idk?
Connor Robinson
Maybe you have prostate cancer, you should get that checked out
Noah Garcia
I'm not taking old Dr. Goldberg's skeletal fingers up my bum, it just isn't gonna happen. For now, I merely want something to sooth the asshurt.
Noah Allen
I was unable to cum for about 3 months and ended up experimenting myself. I blew a load of like 2 cups of yellow cum and it was great. No ass pain, go to the doctor fag
Owen King
you didn't lubed your ass, this is what happends the pain will go away, but the humiliation that you are gay won't
Colton Gomez
My old sensei used to say that one cannot expect to be good at something before they gave 10,000 hours of practice.
Ayden Brooks
flour? FLOUR??? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Juan Cruz
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Jack Garcia
Could it be some sort of allergic reaction?
Andrew Perry
Alright, real talk. If it still hurts after six hours, you probably fucked yourself up in there somehow. Basically, you have a tear in your asshole. Now it may go away on its own or it might get infected.
Brayden Peterson
Quit using fruit and find you a real nigger dick. Leroy will hit that prostate just right. You will have the best orgasm ever
Ayden Wilson
Is there even such a thing as a prostate orgasm?
Benjamin Smith
wtf I want to put avocado in my ass now
Eli Butler
Because I'm a curious individual I was watching some gay (tranny) porn videos and there were a bunch of clips where the person jizzed while getting fucked in the ass with no penis stimulation. I can't vouch for it personally but I believe it.
Dominic Gray
I am a bottom It's a mind blowing orgasm when your buddy it's hitting your prostate. Feels better that jack off orgasm. It also feels great when my buddy blows his load in my ass
Adam White
lol death is faster than you think
Leo Ross
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Aaron Butler
I wonder what this feels like.
Jeremiah Adams
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Josiah Phillips
no you retard you rub it up your dick and shove it up your girlfriends ass, preferably whilst jerking her cock at the same time
Dominic Johnson
You've made 3 critical errors user:
1. You most likely didn't put a condom on it. Smooths it out. 2.No lube. 3.You were either too gay or not gay enough.
Although I know it is hard to find a female for most, if not all of us on Holla Forums, it doesn't mean you can't go full faggot user. Get a real dick user, instead of making a tasty veggie.. not err.. tasty.
Jeremiah Stewart
could be this, there is no such thing as too much lube where your ass is concerned
Jaxon Clark
Also, pic related to user.
Go to a fucking doctor you might have prolapsed anus or anal tearing. Trust me, you don't want that to get infected.
Zachary Morris
This, just give yourself a lube enema.
Colton Thomas
No.
Ryan Robinson
I ordered a horse dildo small, I'm new off bad dragon. Can't wait to try it out.