==FAGGOTS PLEASE HELP==

I believed the prostate orgasm meme and experimented with a cucumber earlier this morning, with little success. Now it feels like I've got burning coal seated in my rectum and my prostate is pulsating like it's a second heart. It hurts, anons, it really fucking hurts and I don't know what to do. It's been almost six hours and it hasn't gotten the least bit better.

Any ass packers here with experience in these matters, please tell me if this is normal and if there're any remedies to stop the aching, please.

GO TO THE DOCTOR DUMBASS

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Because I have done that before but I never got lasting pain like that Holla Forumsro. Maybe bc u used a cucumber and some juice leaked out, idk?

Maybe you have prostate cancer, you should get that checked out

I'm not taking old Dr. Goldberg's skeletal fingers up my bum, it just isn't gonna happen. For now, I merely want something to sooth the asshurt.

I was unable to cum for about 3 months and ended up experimenting myself. I blew a load of like 2 cups of yellow cum and it was great. No ass pain, go to the doctor fag

you didn't lubed your ass, this is what happends
the pain will go away, but the humiliation that you are gay won't

My old sensei used to say that one cannot expect to be good at something before they gave 10,000 hours of practice.

flour? FLOUR??? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Could it be some sort of allergic reaction?

Alright, real talk. If it still hurts after six hours, you probably fucked yourself up in there somehow. Basically, you have a tear in your asshole. Now it may go away on its own or it might get infected.

Quit using fruit and find you a real nigger dick. Leroy will hit that prostate just right. You will have the best orgasm ever

Is there even such a thing as a prostate orgasm?

wtf I want to put avocado in my ass now

Because I'm a curious individual I was watching some gay (tranny) porn videos and there were a bunch of clips where the person jizzed while getting fucked in the ass with no penis stimulation.
I can't vouch for it personally but I believe it.

I am a bottom
It's a mind blowing orgasm when your buddy it's hitting your prostate. Feels better that jack off orgasm. It also feels great when my buddy blows his load in my ass

lol death is faster than you think

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I wonder what this feels like.

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no you retard you rub it up your dick and shove it up your girlfriends ass, preferably whilst jerking her cock at the same time

You've made 3 critical errors user:

1. You most likely didn't put a condom on it. Smooths it out.
2.No lube.
3.You were either too gay or not gay enough.

Although I know it is hard to find a female for most, if not all of us on Holla Forums, it doesn't mean you can't go full faggot user. Get a real dick user, instead of making a tasty veggie.. not err.. tasty.

could be this, there is no such thing as too much lube where your ass is concerned

Also, pic related to user.

Go to a fucking doctor you might have prolapsed anus or anal tearing. Trust me, you don't want that to get infected.

This, just give yourself a lube enema.

No.

I ordered a horse dildo small, I'm new off bad dragon. Can't wait to try it out.

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That is what happens if you're a fucking faggot

:(

You'll never be this hot