There's some weird protuberance in my butthole, Holla Forums...

There's some weird protuberance in my butthole, Holla Forums. I think it happened because I shat something really big yesterday, and it hurts today. What do you think it can be? What should I even apply in my butthole?
Pic is obviously NOT my butthole.

You should apply a penis inside your butthole. The more you do it, the easier to shit bigger and bigger things will be.

I actually finger my ass while masturbating, and I shoved a dildo once. But I'm not gay, so no actual sicks.

You should get fucked. Not many know this but semen has an adhesive property that's great for healing anal tears.

It is just your stepdad again.

Nice butthole. Post timestamp

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Yeah, I can read. Now show me your butthole with a timestamp faggot.

But that's forbidden.

BUTTHOLES

FORBIDDEN

BHUTTHOLLLESSS

What the fuck am i reading Holla Forums

You are currently reading my post.

Smart, real smart.

my post right now

Make this thread a sticky

Hemorrhoid maybe. Or maybe an anal fissure with inflammation. Perhaps it's even cancer.
Here's what you do:

what happened to your balls?

Your pussy is dirty, you have been defiled by manflesh. It is written all over your nethers.

its a hemorroid, those are really fun

It's a hemmoroid OP. Go to the store, get some cream, and finger your shitter with it.


The shadow makes it look like the person has a sausage for a head

It's like you don't even want to get fixed

I ate a lot of fried green plantain because it's my favorite food, but the downside is that it causes constipation.
I'll do this, then, although, my butthole is better today.

I will, thanks for the advise, anons.

That would be really gay, user.

B-tardom hits a new low

How do you not instantly recognize Hope Solo's blown out holes?

I'm more interested in Hope Witsells

Surely they'd be blown in?

Blown In would be perfect innies not roastie whores like Hope.