What skill do you have?

What skill do you have?

Computer skills

programming, system administration, etc

wouldn't you like to know

i upload 1 second videos to youtube and then post them as images with Tor

black belt in shitposting, why?

I can masturbate up to 12 times a day

numchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills…

see … a butthurt mod who cant ban!

XD

I'm really good with kids because I love them and they love me :3

Hardcore af

i can reply to threads

i can type this fast

I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

I can whistle Dixie

how?????

im really good at making minecraft servers

I'm not gonna tell you. it took me seven years of dedication to get this far.

fair enough. hope you teach your kids someday and the fad lives on. heil hitler.

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I'm pretty good at mentally undressing shotas.

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I can drink alot of alcohol. Does that count as a skill?

I can spot a data mine thread miles away.

I can make girls cum in about 15 minutes.

I can poop almost instantly as soon as I feel the urge and go sit down on the toilet.

It's ironic because as a little boy, I had constipation problems. That all stopped after puberty, it was like a switch turned and I started pooping regularly.

I also usually take above-average sized shits. Sometimes they're really big, like 2 feet long and they put the biggest BBCs to shame.

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I know how to kiss a girl

The ability to detect shitty datamining threads.

So you've felt the power of THE BBC. Does it count as buttfuck if the poop comes back up a little?

Lurking

like how?

I can fix mechanical shit