I just got a text from an ex-gf. I haven't seen her in over a year and neither of us have attempted to contact the other in that time. I now live halfway across the state from her (or at least from where she lived when we broke up). Then out of the blue she texted me tonight asking how I'm doing.
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Jonathan Peterson
OP is a fag
Anthony Kelly
Don't text back. No use living in the past user. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Elijah Cox
tried to get a better deal, didn't work out, now come back to her plan B don't let yourself get used OP
Gabriel Wood
I'm not thinking of texting back because I'm interested in her. I've moved on to another relationship. I'm just thinking of texting back to fuck with her on the off chance that the reason she's texting me is because she's been dumped and wants a backup guy. But I don't know why she's texting, so I don't know if that'll work.
Ayden Flores
The truth shall set you free. Why fuck with her if she's been dumped? That feel sucks. Be a righteous man user.
Noah Perez
You're only fooling yourself, you'll be eating her pussy by Tuesday.
Michael Nguyen
ignore
Blake Ortiz
Because it's fun.
No, that relationship was hellish enough. I have other people to fuck, and she's not worth the drama. Also, Why the fuck would I ever want to do that?
Levi Brown
You sound like a 12 year old fat kid who likes to pick on the skinny kids with glasses. Grow the fuck up.
John Thomas
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Brayden Reyes
Send a text back to her: "Make sure you get tested"
Blake Miller
text back to her and get into a conversation about the times you spent together, but make sure you give her stories of things that you two never did, then when she brings it up you ask "wait, whats your last name?"
Austin Wood
Plot twist – she's a Hill shill and is currently having a fit over the fact that I voted Trump.
Does anyone have a bunch of smug Trump memes I could send her? My smug Trump folder is currently lacking.
Cameron Thomas
Sounds toxic. She's your ex for a reason. Don't reply. Let it be.
Jaxson Mitchell
But trolling her is fun.
When did Holla Forums become so anti-lulz? Everyone's being so sensible.
Anthony Evans
t. pussy niggerfaggot
Ryan Flores
>>>/tumblr/
fucking dysnomia did this
Jayden Campbell
Do whatever you like man. i really don't care. It just sounds to me you could use your attention elsewhere, to troll for worthy societal causes instead of some personal grudge you have.
Dominic Stewart
Hand holding, head pats, consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the purpose of reproduction.
Henry Jones
My ex tried to do this a few weeks after she left me. I had already moved on, it was obvious she didn't.
She was mad at me for only giving one or two word responses so I told her "I no longer have any obligation to talk to you. If you don't have anything of value to say to me then goodnight."
That was months ago, I still have not heard from her