Apparently I'm Satan to people. I don't really like it but this muscular hirby bullheaded guy is a funny representative.
Ask Satan anything! Don't ask for new math or knowledge. You missed out on that opportunity by fucking up my angels.
Obviously most of you don't know what I'm talking about. So just ask away.
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Stupid questions get stupid answers. Just letting you know.
Im in popular in media. Look here's my kid.
There's also this.
You're starting to bore me.
Fine, I will start releasing mathematics without regard. Ten minutes.
How much for my soul?
Someone very high up doesn't want anyone to know the bridge between algebra, calculus, differential equations and fractional (hyperbolic) super calculus.
Idk what do you got or want?
I don't really care about most souls. I let them do whatever.
I hear ayylamos are actually demons, is that true?
So at some point when you have infinity differentials of e^x you actualy get (1/e) that's super fucking huge. It's like 100^100^100… Forever times 1/e.
Demons regulate your behavior outside of freewill. You tell me.
Can you give me power?
What kind of power? That's a really indescribable question to unravel.
You're the anti-satan
I'm not a genie despite what some bunch of Arabs might tell you. I'm not going to full fill wishes immediately.
I want laser blasts and the power to fly. Oh oh, I wanna shoot hellfire from my eyes.
Yea well most people can't tell the difference.
OK, so if someone hijacks your brain how's that going to work out?
What sort of flight? What you want already exists it's just expensive.
Are you talking about actual flames from the eyes or something else? Cause you're eyes are going o look fucking weird. Like you have two glass eyes.
Help me out here.
What do you mean?
I wanna fly like supermen does
I don't care how it looks I just want to shoot hellfire out my eyes like cyclops does but I wouldn't want the gay glasses. And make sure the fire doesn't hurt me only others.
You don't really have the technology for that.
I mean you'd need a powerful series of satilites capable of manipulating plasma physics to enable flight. Your eyes would need to be genetically altered and fed extra power from an external source.
It's possible but I can't give that to you.
You probably aren't the even thinking about what wave frequency you want. You just think 'red laser beam' or whatever. It's super easy to shield against from a biological source even if it has satilite 'angels' powering you up.
Seriously though if I just have that to you out of the blue you'd have so many missiles up your ass and people trying to kill you it's beyond your comprehension.
Dude wtf I thought you had magic fucking powers and shit. Stop holding out on me bruh I promise to serve you for eternity if you also give me these powers.
I could take them with my sick ass powers, oh yeah give me immortality and superhuman durability too.
You honestly think if you lifted off the fucking floor for no reason and decided to fly out to the whatever the fuck you have wouldn't loss off the military? They'd drop you so fucking fast and cut you apart to see how you ticked. Tey have nuclear reactors man. Even if you were superman theyd use a particle collider to make a kryptonite knife to cut you open.
My magic powers are inversely related to my health.
Why would you want immortality? you really want to marry that body forever and ever and for eternity?
They would be insects compared to me. I would just fly to their base and destroy it and the monkeys wouldn't know what to do.
Yes. Immortality sounds pretty sweet.
Life is actually easier without the magic powers. Psychologically. Consequently. It's really fucking complicated.
Yea I totally knew that these were going to be the first requests.
You may have what you want after death but not here.
That's when people panic and all sorts of bombs you've never heard of start going off.
Alright I granted you immortality. It's going to be a surprise.
Be careful to not be fooled into the sensation of death as an immortal. It will turn you unmortal which is a huge fucking issue by itself.
I would just fly away and the retards would bomb themselves by accident and the media would blame Russia and start a nuclear war. Once they kill most of the humans on earth I'll come back down and takeover as High King of earth.
As an immortal you have to worry about unrestricted torture or extended confinement as in multiple life sentences. Enjoy that.
Don't do gay genie shit and twist my words like giving me immortality but my body still ages so I'm stuck like an old man or something.
Who can contain super man with demonic powers?
Particle beam would mess you up unfortunately.
I wouldn't know I haven't met him.
It's gonna happen. You may lose your memory too because it won't be relavent to your next body. I'm rolling die here.
Satan, are traps gay?
Gay and bisexual.
You really think they could hit me with some beam coming out of a huge ass particle machine? FUCK no. I would fly around that shit then destroy the machine then kill the scientists. Problem solved. Oh yeah I also want the power to control space and time.
So the real answer would be no. Traps are not gay because you asked the wrong question.
That's the problem with it asking for super power when you don't know how a particle beam could shoot you out of the sky. Even n if you are faster than light.
Why is everyone asking for super powers??? Can't you ask something meaningful?
Anyone wonder why I keep coming here or anything?
If I have immortality and superhuman durability how is a particle beam supposed to hurt me? Explain pls. Because you expect me to believe humans can handle superman level threats when we think getting a drone off this rock is special?
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Seriously everyone thinking they want to be superman,your get fucked over to death with ithin a month.
You cannot be the only one.
What's to stop something from mutating you into something useless but immortal?
Show me any piece of technology that can do that from Range.
WTF ARE U TALKING BOUT???? GIVE ME THE POWRR YOU BITCH
I'm not trying to imply that. You just can't have super powers out the fucking blue. The entire world starts focusing in on you. You really want to be the guy with an embarrassing history and super powers?? The CIA could release your last fapathon and most religions would condemn you as a devil.
There's a fucking horror story.
No wonder you stay in hell all the time Satan. You are a huge fucking PUSSY
You probably have a different idea of immortality that includes impermanence.
Once I got the powers that wouldn't matter since I would takeover the earth and not live like a normal person. Everyone would worship me or die.
You wouldn't say that to my face. Trust me.
Youre going to a very boring place. It'll be cool at first. It'll be followed by a very long period of time.of this is fucking pointless and boring.
Stfu bitch. I'll start being a good religious boy and go to church and shit then once I die and go to heaven I'll ask god for sick ass superman powers but with angel shit as well so like angel wings and holy arrows and laser beams stronger then nukes but made out of holy light. I would come for your ass first you PUSSY.
Not an original idea but OK whatever.
What I dont get is why none of you want mystery or chance to your next life.
There will be no excitement long lived without uncertainty. With your power life will become predictable and despising.
I mean assuming you want freewill. No one brought that up.
You really want to come after someone who doesn't believe in death?
Sometimes I kill myself just to steal a kiss from that greedy whore, death.
This is fucking stupid. Everyone just asks for super powers and doesn't give a shit how the universe works.x
I'll unload forbidde kowledge if someone asks s good questions that doesn't piss me off like all this super power bullshit.
I'm posting child porn you've never seen before in three minutes. You better be here.
Double penetration of a 12 year old??? About two minutes before it's dropped.
Just look at the mushroom. He can barely.wait.
This video doesn't seem like rape at all. This 12 year old totally loves it. Two minutes is taking longer than I thought.
She actually ywlls for more in English.
Every now and then I really think about joining your side. Mainly because Human Beings really are rather shit. Why can't you just destroy most of them in one big horrific orgy of death would be my suggestion. The ones left behind would think they are damned and lean your way too lol
What does it mean?
…. I actually like most people.
Why would that make me a pedo???
I don't jerk it to people getting the dirty Sanchez. I can still post it.
They video isn't loading
They make her do a couple of lines before they pork her.
It's super awesome.
It keeps stopping at 99%
It's a lot like this.
It's not going through. I have a bad feeling a about this.
There's like three minutes where's she's tripping balls and she's getting torn apart. It's a lot like this image.
Seriously shes just rolling balls and fucking screaming. This is like the fourth time in trying to upload it.
Then you don't know your Bible very well poser.
OK I couldn't upload it here but I got it uploadrd on this site under a Jap name
I read the Bible.and the Talmud and I almost.wanted to kill myself
It doesntj show up for 4 minutes. I made sure to hide it.
12 year old getting double penetrated
Right here I swear youve never seen anything like it
Make sure you smoke weed before flapping it. Makes it better.
So everyone wanted to stop asking me stuff or what??