Gentlemen, as we are posting on a site which advertises penis pumps, I pose you a pointed pondry

Mine lists to the left.

That's great and all, but how do you shrink your wiener?

Why does my weenis get hard when I look at pictures of women with weenises?

You're secretly gay.

He's a massive fruit

you're an irreductible homo and a full on queer. rejoice and enjoy, but prepare for chronic piles.

Futa isn't gay.

wrong

Why?
Futa is more straight than a man on woman.

Fap down bro, my dick was a leftist untill i changed the angle and use 2x the amount of viagra with a drunk girl untill you forget about your problems, the main problem here is that you are a "extreme good guy" stop thinking in biocunts feelings.

You are a fucking faggot, go back to reddit please, dont blame us because a spic banned you from Holla Forums.

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It's not a man. It has a vagina.

wheniwiddlemywilly itsalways we me best mates gordon charley and tom;))))WE WAGGLE OUR WILLIES TO THE FULLEST;)))))help me mates mywillyisverypainful!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWAGGLEOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im oeff to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwheniwiddlemywilly itsalways we me best mates gordon charley and tom;))))WE WAGGLE OUR WILLIES TO THE FULLEST;)))))help me mates mywillyisverypainful!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWAGGLEOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsdfs

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top fucking kek, adolf.

It's a woman with a dick.
A hermaphrodite.
You do know there is something as intersex.

Still gay

this. traps are gay like apple pie is a hamburger with fruit.

traps are indeed gay.
But intersex are people with parts of the other gender.

either it's the genitals which define gender, in which case dual-genitals=dual gender, or it's the mind which decides which gender inhabits the (genital neuter) body, in which case gender doesn't exist objectively.
you can't have it both ways unless you have a cock, a cunt and a good lawyer

There is not such a thing like a "perfect hermaphrodite" in our specie, its a woman or men, maybe a chimera, but nothing else.

Serious question, what if a female fetus was "infected" by male cells just right in her clit and develop a "clit dick"?

The formula as follows proves why futa can be more straight than you think.

There are 3 prominent sexual attributes that determine something's spot on the gay spectrum. Body, breasts, genitalia.
A man usually has all 3 attributes in their respective male versions, and vice versa for women.
We can assume that these attributes are worth ⅓ of a man's/woman's/futa's/trap's gay index.

A man being 1 (⅓ + ⅓ + ⅓), and a woman being -1 (-⅓ + -⅓ + -⅓).
Futa, having female breasts, female body type, female genitalia, and male genitalia, being -⅓ + -⅓ + -⅓ + ⅓ = -⅔, only ⅓ away from a full female.
A ladyboy, having female body type, female breasts, and male genitalia, being -⅓ + -⅓ + ⅓ = -⅓
A trap (there's a difference), having female body type, male breasts, and make genitalia, being -⅓ + ⅓ + ⅓ = ⅓

We have to determine a threshold to determine whether or not something is gay.
It is clear that a man on man (2) is a peak of gay, the highest or lowest rating one can reach when it comes to basic 2 person intercourse.
It is clear that a woman on woman (-2) is another peak of gay, despite people calling it lesbian.
A man on woman (0) is the absolute for straight. So, one can infer that the closer to 0, the more straight, or less gay. And, the higher an absolute value, the more gay/lesbian, right?
Now, here's the most important part of this theory, as having to do with the observer of the porn, rather than the sexual matter. What would be less gay? A man watching two guys fucking (2), or a man watching two women fucking (-2)? Of course, it would be the lesbo porn, since it has nothing relating to the sex of the observer, while the other gay porn does. The same applies to women. A woman watching two men fucking (2) is less lesbian (gay) than a woman watching two women fucking (-2).

So, since there are no girls on the internet, we know the lower a number, the less gay it is, according to these criteria. At last, we go back to futa and trap porn.
A futa fucking a woman would have a gay index of -1⅔
A futa fucking another futa would have a gay index of -1⅓
A ladyboy fucking a woman would have a gay index of -1⅓
A futa fucking a ladyboy would have a gay index of -1
A ladyboy fucking a ladyboy would have a gay index of -⅔
A futa fucking a trap would have a gay index of -⅓
A trap fucking a trap would have a gay index of 0, the same as that of a man and woman fornicating.
Any other variation than these, concerning futa, traps, and ladyboys, would be gay, since anything of greater value than 0 is gay.

There you go. I had to spend near half an hour typing this to make you understand the basic fundamentals of the homosexuality of futa, traps, and ladyboys, and proving that they are not necessarily gay.
Now, go fap to more of your borderline gay porn of a man and woman, homo.

I know this is b8

Keep crying GAYj. You got BTFO.

Ayy

You're the homo, so who's really worse off here?

Nice projection :^)
My theory proves you're gay.

Provide evidence for your theory homo.
Keep in mind I am 0% gay

It's basic math, matey.

Who would have guessed?

I have an 8" penis, will this make it longer???

Chastity cage. Especially if you go the silicone route, which you can wear for longer stretches of time.

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