"Anything else? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year-old prostitute delivered to

"Anything else? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year-old prostitute delivered to
your room? We CAN do that."

Quotes thread.

Quotes thread?

Fucking cringe.

"Quotes thread?
Fucking cringe."
-user

"Nobody will be more loyal to Israel than Donald Trump"
― Donald Trump, Reality TV star & Israeli Deputy Defense Minister.

"Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don't just…! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!"

Holygrail?

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"im a faggot" - OP"

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence."

10/10 post

This was my 'ringtone' on a former phone:

What is this? An American?
Who the fuck are you?
Deputy Director Carter Preston, FBI.
FBI.
You fuck Americans now,
you ugly militia whore.
And, you, go fuck yourself.
This is not Chicago. This is Russia.
So take your bitch
and get the fuck out of here.
Do you think I'm afraid of the MVD?
I swear I will kill you
and your fucking whore mothers.
I repeat, you are advised…
Fuck you, you scar-faced cunt!
- Fuck you!
- All right, that's enough!

Not even close, it was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) you fucking idiot.

My ringtone was "Smash Mouth - All Star" for a year because of a bet I lost

I have to give it to you - that is a sign you are dedicated.

My opening scene from The Jackal was purely my choice, although I did forget about it often and ended up in some unusually awkward situations because of it.

"No daddy no i won't do mmmmmmmmpppfhhhhh…"

"Bitcoin is pyramid scheme"
- Guy who doesn't own bitcoin

"Bitcoin is not money!!!"
-Guy who buys into MMT

"Bitcoin is real money, I swear it.." [muffled laughter]
-Scam artist

From a movie back when my country did it's own cinema, instead of translating and ripping-off Hollywood blockbusters.

"I still regret that time I came inside your mom, son"

what country?

Spain.

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Nine is fine.
Eight is great.
Seven is heaven.

children are gross tbh