Thoughts you think are quotable

“If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”
- Clint Eastwood

Wrong. Keep spamming your stale 4chan-level memes tho.

The formula involves the amount and likeness to female bodies.
A shemale is closer to looking woman than a regular male. Intercouse between a woman and shemale.is less.gay than a regular male because he lacks female features. Both situations have penile penetration as a common point.

Thanks for showing everyone how mentally deficient you are faggot.

Watch the video before you come back to post stale memes you cumgurgling philistine.

So woman + dick + woman is more gay then man + dick + woman?

Wanting to fuck anything with a penis is gay
Wanting to fuck anything that looks like it should have a penis is gay

When you watch normal porn you dont stare at the dick, when you watch futa trap shit I know you fags like to oogle at the penis.
FAGS OUT

Let's consider one man being +1 and one woman being -1
Sex aspects being, breasts, and genitalia
So, that means one aspect being worth +/-⅓
Futa = penis (+⅓), vagina (-⅓), breasts (-⅓) = -⅓
Man on girl = 0
Futa on girl = -1⅓
Futa on futa = -1/6
Futa on male = 2/3
So, it would be more straight to watch a futa fucking a futa than to watch a man fucking a woman.
If anyone's gay, you are. Now, go watch some more of your gay porn, faggot.

I'm talking about watching. I can understand how tons of anal sex and double penetration may be a 'gateway' to shemales but you are addressing an argument not being made.

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That's stupid. You're projecting yourself into the situation, but you're still staring at some dudes dick and asshole. Srsly.

If your doing that anyways it may as well look like a woman and have a nice pair of tits. The fuck is wrong with you.

“Those who fear the facts will forever try to discredit the fact-finders.”
— Daniel Dennett

please just let there be one entertaining thread without 20 post arguing about whether something is or isn't gay

Forgot I edited some things out and I didn't finish the equation fully.
Even with my crap math, futa is still less gay than 'straight' porn

Not a bad start. You need to include other factors like closeness to female voice aand hand geometry.

How do you feel about two futa loli on futa with another futa loli getting poled? Is that gay? I need to know.

It's either gay or it's not gay
And futa is gay

Garabge tier google videos arent facts try harder.

Is that what you do faggot? You gays are so damn nasty.

It's bisexual not gay you ass

I tend to focus on car wrecks as much as an ass and pair of balls. It just comes with the territory or watching some porn Whore getting dicked.

2. “Those who fear the facts will forever try to discredit the fact-finders.”

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If a futa fucks itself in the vagina thats asexual right? If it fucks itself in the ass then that's autohomorotic?

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No. A vagina and penis interacting is hetero sexual. If a futa has both then that's masturbatory homosexuality.

Dr. Ogi Ogas and Dr. Sai Gaddam both received their PhDs in computational neuroscience from Boston University, where they designed mathematical models of cognition. Ogi used his knowledge of cognition to reach the million dollar question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and to battle Jeopardy phenom Ken Jennings in the finals of Grand Slam. Ogi and Sai first collaborated during Ogi's Millionaire run when Sai designed a knowledge retrieval system as Ogi's phone-a-friend.

In A Billion Wicked Thoughts, they analyze the most extensive data set ever assembled on human desire. They document the most private behavior of more than one hundred million people from around the globe. Want to know what really turns your partner on? Ogas and Gaddam offer the clearest picture ever of the differences between male and female sexuality, gay and straight sexuality, and the teeming diversity of human desire. Their shocking findings overturn conventional wisdom, scientific theory, and political dogma.

Never change, Holla Forums

Being scared of watching a video? God damn faggot your damage control is failing hard right now. Get yourself together.

Copy and pasting kek, fag be honest, did you even watch the video yourself?

I think it is time to stop posting, user.

Did you finally run out of jewgle bullshit to spew? Your stamina is so low.

Shall we sum up your posts so far?

nah you're fucking degenerate just stop

Where is your next piece of evidence gonna come from? Salon magazine?

Look if I have the option of watching a girl with a dick pound another chick out I'm picking that over some dude.

Let's consider the opposite. I'd like to see two.people engaging in sexual intercourse most likely if the other person closely resembles a.dude. that's you.

You're opinion is super gay. It's based entirely on the penis itself and not everything else that makes a.woman.

What if a woman had a 7 inch clitoris??? Is that gay??

What's the matter, a study by two neuroscientists is not good enough for you?
“Those who fear the facts will forever try to discredit the fact-finders.” & “Nothing offends people like the truth.”

okay but you're not understanding, a penis in a vagina is not gay, you're making an argument based off a degenerate nonsense point of view and essentially saying "nah it's not gay because it's less gay" just literally fuck off and keep that nonsense to yourself. Fap to chicks with dicks if that makes you happy but don't fucking flaunt your shit around you flamboyant ass degenerate cunt

keep telling yourself whatever makes you able to sleep at night but it's degenerate faggotry no matter how you slice it

You never fail if you never try.

Google is definitely trustworthy. Thanks for telling us all what you really think Mr.definitely not shill. Have a fun stay at Holla Forums

What the actual fuck are you talking about?
Dr. Ogas held a talk at Talks at Google - quit with the 4chan memes and strawmen.

There is no strawman here, the video you posted as "evidence" is on a youtube channel called "talks at google". I am sorry you are dumb enough to believe everything you hear on the internet but you will need better shilling tactics then that.

Equating my posts to 4chan memes is also not evidence. Try harder gayboy because at this point all you are doing is embarrassing yourself.

So if you had a choice… Between watching a male duck a girl in all holes in multiple angles versus a shemale – you would say ' male please'.

Gay.

This is so gay

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So if this girl had a penis anf shes pounding pussy till it e plodes everywhere, thatat's more gay then regular hetero porno??

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So hour argument is, if there's one dude in this pick it's less gay?

yes

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Your pic you posted is less gay than straight porn

This is the perfecting ending for everyone watching.

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"Air Power rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and Initiative"
- user

"But, you were bred to drink my semen, my dear…"

"Why pay for that which you can steal?"

Are you telling me pic related isn't supremely gay?

That's where this gets confusing. Looking at traps alone is more gay then just looking at women. It's less gay or more bisexual then futanari since they have all female anatomy.

"I could save money by buying separate nuts and mixing them at home"
-Elon Musk

Thats a stupid picture.

"I invented a 6 dimensionial printer capable of using the dirt to not only provide us food but to print similar long lasting food machines. I call it the walnut." -god

Nuts

"I inspired an age of intuition and great intelligence by associating the inflection of ones grunting with. symbology. I call it the Question. Mark."

"God is so crazy he came from nuts" -god

“Kill yourself, faggot.”
― A n o n y m o u s

"Nothing angers me more then the lack of knowledge of the common subject of the 21st century. Even the most powerful godless morons can't tell a sign from a coincidence."

Why not post it?

Is that just a general command if youre a faggot or something derogatory after and you just generally want someone to kill themselves?

How about you ask yourself that, A n o n y m o u s

I don't care beause I'm not allowed to have sex or friends. It's some weird eugenics program started by some international agency that needs to be exterminated for it's insolanece.

I did ask you and myself by posing the question. You may need better quotes.

"People who claim to hate homosexuals with such passion, are themselves projecting their own subconscious desire to expose and express their own true inner unexpressed homosexual nature" - Dr. Alyson Havelock (PsyD, LPCC), 'American Psychology Today' (APA, New York NY), Vol. 47, August 23, 2012, p.34.

W…why don't you post the naked version?

That guy is an idiot or was sodomized by his father.

Is he still alive? Someone use a satilite to burn a hole in his head. We don't need people with PhDs publishing their faggotry.

I'll post it if you link it :^)

mfw

"Go outside and ride a bike or something, And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are NOTHING! And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes, Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses. Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot, I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home, Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome, And then look at tutorials oh how to hang yourself at home. And then you can hang yourself."
― Pink Guy

"You have a fucking cellphone that downloads porn at high-speed 'magically' without a physical connection. You don't think there's a weaponized 'invisible' version of the same thing in your fucking pocket?

How fucking stupid is everyone?"
-The guy that owns target

"That celebrity that said the president's wife was a tranny was murdered by the president's command because he has a happy trigger finger" - someone at the white house

"Testosterone and steroids don't cause heart issues in older age. It's the greater strain and higher effort on the vascular system which causes an enlarged heart. Blood pressure during heavy lifting can increase to over 400/300. The current laws are either malicious or made by someone who is uneducated."
-He who hides behind the walls

T̵̫̙̱̤̖o̴̖͓̜̩̼̺ ̧i̷̲̤͕n͔̱̪v̨͇̺̩̖̯͍ͅo͍̗̦̯k̳̫e̜ ̛͔t͈̻̼̱ͅh͇̠͈͈̮e̘ ̥̱ẖ̝͈̝̫ì͖ve̼̬̲-̞̤̝̘̘͟m͈͕̰i͚̯n̨d͇͕͉ ̶̰͙̤͖̙r̛͍͚̳͈̭͖ep̤̕r̭̫̥e̘͙s̭͇͈e҉͓̬n̪̯͢t̵̗i͈̯̲̼n͉̭̱̘̦̘g̬̞ͅ ̫̗c̫͘h̸̫à͍̱̠̞̠o̙̟̳͚̥̩̣s.̞̲͚͚̱
̻̻͙̗̖Í̤͖͍̪̫n͙̬̘̠̱̩v̖o̜̻̙̙͙̼k̸̩̤̳i͈n͈̹͕͇͡g̼ ͙͚͞t͙͎̻̯͙̻̀h͍͖̲̬̘͟ẹ̴ͅ ̶f̀e̷e̢̹͎̮̭͓̼l̺̲͎͉̯̟i͇̼̼͉̠͞ṇg̩̻ ̯ͅọ̧̖͉͍f̝͕̱̝̩̤͈͘ ̠̜̠̼͉̲c͞h̴ao̫͔̭͎s͍͕͔͢ͅ.͓́
̱̱̘W͖̯̩̱͖̯͘ͅi҉̮̼͍̠͖ṭ̳͉̹̲͉h̦͓͈͚̗́ ̱̙̱͓̙o͕̥͎͎͔u҉͔͔̟̟̫t ̭̭̬̘͙̞or̸̹͕̭d̴͍̪̯̲̲̫ͅe̴̥r͈̗͇̦̭̣̹.͕̼̩
̮͔͚̻̗̯T͓͖̮̹̟̜h͚͎͉̘͎̹͜e̫̪͔ ͇͈̹̰̪͠N̸e͏z̨̦̱̦̱̫̥ͅp͔̖̼͎ę̣̥̦̩r̸̮̯̥̘̮͓̪d̩͜i̧̪a̡͔̬̹n҉̣̣ h̟iv̤͕̲̜́e̜̩̗̖-͙̰͓̱̯͢m҉̯̦̭͍̩̰̱i̧̠͉n͓̪̼͕͖̖͔d̸̖̩̣͇̦ ̸̳͎͇̭of̞ ̝̻̪c̞̮̰͖̫̼̜̕ẖ̯͇̻͎͟a̴͙̯o̼͙͇̻̪̣̣s̰.̬̦̝ ͎̜̯̙̬͈͖Z̰͓̫̲̙͡a̮̱ĺ̺͚͖͇͙̗͎g̟̞̜͖͇o̵̰̙̤ͅ.
̵̻͖̳͔̺̻H̬̮̮͞e͎̱͖ ̺̪̮w̳̬͈h̸͕o̹̣̫͡ ̪W̛̠͈̝̺̤͇͓a̬̰͙̘i̢̠͚̘t̜s͜ ̱̖͔̥B̫̲e̛̬h̜͖͠i̮̻̖̻̹̼n̠d҉͚ ̯̠͕̼̮̫̹͜T̲̤͈͕̺̞̬̀h͚̥̭́ę͇̮̳̹͍ ͈̠W̘͈̻͚͓̙a̴̩l̺͘l̜̻̀.̞̻̩̺̦
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T̩͉̱̙́h̴̻̠̬̰̙e̵̜ ̰͙̭̫̳̀ḏ͉͕e͉̻͇r͓i̠̺̜̗͞v̤̬̞́a͓t̬̤̮̟̩̰͙i̦̳̯̣̼̺̣v͔̟̭͘e̮͇ ͇̹̫̹̥̀o̖̗͈f̧͕͉̝̯̣ ̲̼e͡^̺̦͚͓̜͈̱x̝̟̠̫̘̙̳ ̖̤͈̪̞̹is̯̘͓͕ ̡è̝͉̥̙^̢x̳̤̺̠͔̮̩.̨ -̵͖̩ ̣̝̫̟͟F̹̩̖̪r̙̠̹͇͕o͉̜̦̖͇̬ͅm̲̟̘ ̵̮͚̪͍̞̪̮t̤͇͇͕̣͈h̷͚̞͖̼͍̭ͅe̮̳̳̣͎̙͎ ̯͓̱̩͢b͉̪̖͓͖o͎o̪̙̹̪ķ̤̪̟͓̼̺ ̡̜̙̞̰̱͙̙o̟͎̗͙̠͓̭f̢̩̺̩̬͖̝̱ ͓̜̪̮̖̰̱M͜o̘r̠̰̻͙͕͓͖o̩̤ņ̱̯̬͚̰̜s͠.̱̙̠͡

"The only reward for blasphemy is suffering a complete and utter mockery and a violation of contract."
-the reaper

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"Leveling necromancer as a summoner is not recommended. You should use teeth/bone spear and respec around level 70." -Me

"Someone post pictures of sexy children" -FBI

"I'm actually watched 24/7 so my privacy and body isn't really an issue because I'm treated like an asset instead of a human being" -Kirsten dunst

Wow this thread is awesome.

It's actually designed so that you don't need to read the whoooole thing in order to be apart of the discussion.

I tried to stab myself the other day. The weapon broke.I no longer have respect for butcher knives. :(

So is this picture gay after the penis is photoshopped in?

if you are going to play god, you'd have better played the devil first.

"My real father was the internet! My real parents are self concerned and made me a bastard to become the son of men" -Most of you

You shut up.

You know what? How about everyone just get the fuck out of this thread. You don't belong here. Stop posting.

You call this an internet? I mean what the fuck is this? Why is that mushroom struggling in space?

The sum of every other number is -1/24 because all of them is -1/12 so that's like half of them. Can I have a degree?

Hey can I have my rights back or am I just going to get punished for being tortured? - fucked

Is there a place I can petition for better programming?

I don't really care for the whole 'make him look mentally ill using 70s era trchnology' the state is doing.

Never mind I actually like what's happening. The fat guy strategy is part of my plan.

Someone post tits or something. -bored guy

Everyone asks "if you could abort hitler before he was born, would you do it?" Most people would say yes. How about Jesus? Only a statesman would agree.

Hey does anyone here jerk off with just their left hand??

Yeah, mouse in right, dick in left.

Holy fuck another poster.

Woops forgot image.

How's the shtick?

Shiggy

"Why do daddy's farts smell like my brother's balls?" - OP

"In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but, because in this moment, I am enlightened by my own intelligence." Eh? - Aelewis

It's called teabaging your ass out. It's better with women since you can fuck her at the same time.

He's an idiot

Other people are not reliable. If anything, rely on their unreliability.

There is no meaning but what we make. We should work to attain our desires, for if they remain but desires alone they will be forever unfulfilled.

Reliance on any substance, whether caffiene, alcohol, hard drugs or junk food, is for the weak. It exacerbates the situation, you are just temporarily carefree. Accomplishes nothing.

A world without struggles is not worth living in, but equally a world of struggle leaves no life to live.

You are unique, but by no means irreplacable, or alone in your state of being.

Opponents to free speech don't deserve a voice. But they should be allowed one.

The grass is always greener. Sustainable satisfaction is a fantasy.

To focus on a single goal is to be disappointed, to pick too many goals is to doom yourself to failiure.

To be mediocre but competent is the path of least resistance. It is what is aspired to by the masses, and the easiest way to consistent sources of happiness.

“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”

–Frank Zappa

"I always ensure consent BEFORE rape" - Ronald Reagean