Mystery Science Theater 3000 | New Season Trailer [HD] | Netflix

JUST FUCK MY MST3K UP

I cant imagine how cringey the host segments are going to be. But if the in-theater riffing is good, it might be OK.

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it sucked to begin with so who cares. people who like this kind of shit are autistic enough to watch let's plays. they don't have any original thoughts on their own.

So how many seconds until the first Trump 'joke'?

Rifftrax is fucking trash too.

This is literally bazinga level. "pop culture geeks"

Rifftrax went downhill fast. The twilight and harry potter riffs were funny when they started.

Looks like total shit.

That trailer is fucking terrible. Patton Oswald looks like a sweaty old nerd who just murdered his wife and is a out to crack under interrogation and Felcia Day is horribly out of place. Dr F. had bushy eyebrows and looked like a stereotypical mad scientist. His mom looked like an angry psycho bitch. Felicia Day looks like a ditz from Tech TV reading terms she doesn't understand off a cue card.

The robots look the same, which just makes how terrible they'll be even worse, and the Joel standin doesn't look like an astronaut, which is kinda what the guy on the satellite should look like.

And nothing remotely funny was said in the preview. The best they could attempt was Crow saying "you're not my father!" which I guess is some subtle message about how this isn't your Dad's MST3K or something, or an admission that the main guy they have is total shit and horribly miscast like everybody else involved in this desperate bid by Joel Hodgson to become relevant with the Hip People.

The impending progressive bent will just be the clincher, as it destroys comedy but news articles can be written about the 'powerful satire and social commentary.'

In all, a fun show from the early 90s which was apolitical, genuine, and not Hollywood has been consumed by phony Hollywood progressives.

I wonder if Mike is getting royalties for SJW3k?

Mike > Joel

"geek culture" was a mistake.

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Based May

I like emptyhero's comment on ol' camelnose better.

2007 was a mistake.

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Wil Wheton is such a cuck nu-male.

Remember anons, supporting Netflix with money is supporting SJW3k.


Pic is for you.

I just realized that this production started life as a kikestarter and now its on Netflix? Hahaha, the fans paid for Netflix's production costs!

JUST FUCK MY CULT CLASSIC UP
MST3K is mostly shit anyway.

I want to break wil wheaton's legs.

How hard would it be to have Bane holding CIA while Wil looks on sadly?

When will this "geek culture" died off for good? I want to go back before 2007.

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When Bazinga will be over.

PREQUELZINGA

From Jewtube

I dunno if you meant this, but they are making a sequel about young main cancer guy.

how long before they disable comments and ratings, and 30 articles come out on io9 and the mary sue bitching about "misogynist trolls"

*prequel

Underrated post

I've been tweeting this to Patton Oswalt daily (courtesy of some user from a couple days ago), but up to now, so reaction.

you might be shadowbanned

I noticed that. I interacted with other people as well, and when I had started the account, people would respond and sometimes even retweet. But now, it's like nobody is seeing anything I wrote. Twitter is such a shithole.

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Looks like an extended Funny or Die skit

The social media sites are shutting down free speech on their platforms. But if you are a Christian baker then the Constitution says you have to bake gay wedding cakes.

How else would I be able to shitpost at celebrities? Of course I don't use it under my own identity.

They'll fail for that, and the sooner, the better. Twitter in particular, for all the harm it did to online communications in the past 10 years.

Look at their faces, full self awareness to let you know their in on the joke. Ptoooey.

felicia day ruined mst3k

I contributed to this
What have I done?
I'm a fucking monster.
I want my $5 back.

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I bet you preferred Joel over Mike. You reap what you sow.

I should've just stuck with Rifftrax. They keep the reddit tier jokes at a minimum and seem to have a bit of disdain for it honestly.

The three Rifftrax guys barely write any jokes any more. It's a bunch of nu-male writers and they just read the jokes off.

I haven't seen a ton of Rifftrax but all the one's I saw were of a pretty high quality. Maybe I just saw the cream of the crop though.

I've seen quite a few. It was good to start (the Twilight riffs were good) but a lot of the later shit isn't good.

It will most likely last forever. Unless somehow anything related to "geek culture" is killed off and the fags go somewhere else and this time the niche stays a niche forever it will only continue to be fucking up shit.

None of his wife's children belong to him.

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ball pit?

Really? I thought he made an appearance in Nemesis at the wedding?

That's what I thought, I know he has had Star Trek cameo's before though, if not every one.

Theres cinematic titanic theres rifftrax. This is just a shitty reboot that wont have anything on those spinoffs. The whole thing was about chemistry always was. This is just hamstrung.

Why the fuck does this shit have 3,000 thumbs up? Anons aren't going to work their magic on this one?

Jesus christ. Is the new SoL set CGI or something? That looks jarringly shitty

They're relying mostly on hired professionals and greenscreens, rather than DIYing with whatever junk is lying around

They were just fine up until about mid-2013/early-2014. They started phoning it in after that. The SWHS track was pretty neat, they even told you where to look for it (long gone though since Google Videos is DOA).


And this is where it falls apart. MST3K is ultimately a comfy Midwestern show with low production values. California pozzing it and making it "professional" instantly ruins it.

You can torrent the SWHS, I think it most torrents even come with the Riffing.

i thought i could get over any damage that was done to the series, i was completely wrong.

This youtube level of quality, RLM have better sets than this.

They cut most of his screen time.

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MST3K was making fun of the Chump back in their very first seasons, before you were born. Why do underage trumpdrones think that trump hate is a new thing? He's always been a loathsome idiot.

good! Religious bigotry is unconstitutional.


funny i can remember when "the internet" was nothing but people discussing star trek, mst3k, and porn on 28k. now suddenly the kiddies think they're too cool for this shit? really make me feel my age.

Guy that's seen every episode (including the KTMA ones) here.

I'd love a source on that one. I'm 99.999 percent sure you're trolling but in season 0-3 I can't think of anything like that.

I think the difference was he was viewed as a harmless joke then, the defining "rich businessman"

Same here. I don't recall any Trump jokes offhand. Maybe a hair joke or an evil businessman joke, or a divorce joke, but certainly not a OMG HITLER AND HIS SUPPORTERS ARE RACIST joke.

They went after Joe Don Baker way more harshly, I'll put it that way.

Well, that looks like shit. Felicia and Patton come off like they are doing it for the paycheck. Sounded about as enthused as children in a school play. Feels like they are really playing up the low budget aesthetic but I don't think the original had that focus. You know it was low budget but it didn't come off like some lost video of someone's filmed basement fan episodes of mst3k. Might as well bring back Monster Vision with the illegitimate son of Joe Bog Briggs while you're at it.

It did used to be routine to make jokes about things like Trump's hair, but the thing done in more recent times is to make fun of Trump for even caring about America which comes across as pretty stupid.

That many liberals act like disliking Islamic terrorists or drugs coming over the border is racism and bigotry just makes them seem a bit detached from reality. And I'd prefer to not listen to anything concerning their ravings when I'm just watching something for entertainment purposes.

The old show was shoddy and corny, but it was the best they could do with their knowledge and budget, which was endearing. This is a big budget remake that is pretending to be shoddy and corny, so it becomes insulting and actually bad.

A lesbian couple are the bad guys?

Got to be fair, this intro here doesn't give me much to hate. I'm sure it'll be faggy but this isn't as bad and hateable as I thought it would be.

And again being honest (as a red blooded Trump-voting shitlord) Mary Jo Pehl did a halfway decent job as a woman in a comic setting in the 90s episodes which was before this toxic femininity took hold, so seeing that camel face girl isn't as offensive and forced as, say, the new ghostbusters.

That said, I can't wait for the logical progression of riff culture to metastasize as the show itself becomes the object of comedic derision from online commentators like us.

Were the host segments ever good I always just skipped to the movies especially any part involving Pearl

There were a dopey charm to most of them

Actually after watching it enough, I've switched back to the normal version. Also there's an audio sync issue you have to fix towards the end of it.

That reminds me though, Carrie Fisher had a clean copy of it that she blackmailed George for a while back. Wonder if it'll get sold at an estate auction?


Have they ever found the first few episodes? IIRC I've only gotten as far back as K04.

I didn't think she was involved in this remake. With Pehl she's actually decently funny, Camel Girl is not funny and instead agonizingly dull as she tries to look cute (as she did in promo shots) despite being a middle aged woman now.

Well yeah, I guess I should specify K04-K21; the only ones anyone's seen. The pilot was (sort of) released by Joel (in a way, not really the full thing, just bits and pieces) but that's about it to my knowledge.

See that's the thing, I can't think of a single instance of MST3K actually doing that.

It doesn't look anything like MST3k. Especially the set. Jesus christ that set looks terrible. Like it's a greenscreen.

That's sort of the point. They're trying to do a "low budget" looking production to try and capture the look of the original, but no one is falling for that shit anymore. Not with overpaid "geek celebs" and a budget the makers of the original would have killed for. It's bland uninspired bullshit like Cisbusters.

Just like go to a thrift store, buy all the plastic shit they have, spraypaint it gray, and glue it to some plywood. Boom, you've got a better set than what they have here.

Seriously who the fuck was asking for a nigger Servo or fucking Patton?

You would imagine these wealthy celebrities could chip in and build an actual set of plywood and spray-painted junk but I suppose everything is expensive in Hollywood.

There's a certain charm to shows that aren't produced on the coastline, I certainly enjoyed Breaking Bad. Did Best Brains continue working in Minnesota after the show went to Comedy Central?

The Timechasers Rifftrax live did a Trump thing in reference to the line "You're fired" but that's all I can remember