What should i have for Holla Forumsreakfast?

what should i have for Holla Forumsreakfast?

Cummies.

2 eggs over medium
hash brown casserole
2 strips of bacon
2 buttermilk biscuits, plain
orange juice
unsweetened black tea with lemon wedge

Wank into a cup profit

Why do faggots drink two beverages? Have tea or juice not both!

The juice is to wash down your meal.

The tea is to enjoy on its own, or with a smoke, after you've eaten.

OP didn't set any ground rules, but if I had to pick one beverage, I would go with the tea.

how long does your breakfast take?

you need to take time with your breakfast otherwise the meal is ruined
same with all meals really unless i havent eaten for a day or two
and i would go to say that a perfect breakfast would have two, or maybe three, beverages

there was no time unit mentioned in your post, you fucking colossal bragging faggot. how does cooking and eating your holy breakfast take? gosh, it's like you think you're smarter than everyone. you know what, fuck you. fuck you and your breakfast, i don't even want to know anymore. fuck off faggot.

I'm going to have three eggs and some bacon on toast with BBQ sauce. No beverage today

cocks seeing as you're probably a faggot like everyone seems to be these days

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The cat.

(S)ausage
(A)pple
(G)ranola
(E)ggs

can't believe this post didn't have dubs

you should eat a raw turnip

LOL CRIPPLECOCK

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That is a lovely penis. I wish i could touch and stroke it.

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A slice of toast bread, plain, and a glass of water.
You can have some unsweetened green tea after half an hour of jogging.
Fat piece of shit.

Start drinking coffee, chocolate, drink coffee, cigarette, finish coffee.

ONE TINY BLOCK

of chocolate you data-mining fuck.