Why haven't you converted to Islam?

I don't want to behave like an animal, smell like shit and be the worst thing that ever happened to the humanity

Explain

Islam is Judaism for brown people.

mudslimes are all those things

At that time marrying children was normal even in Europe. (Aisha married Mohammad at the age of 9 but he took her hand at the age of 6)
In the Quran it says that you can only have sexual intercourse with someone who has gone through puberty. This means that Aisha must have gone through puberty very early.

You're not even trying. Stop being an autistic sperg

Judaism is not even close to Islam. I studied Judaism and it's very vague just like christianity.

Will the next thing you say be "But you're fucking mudslime"

Because It's the most feminist religion in the world.

But it also preaches to conserve your people and save yourself from degeneracy

Implying there aren't white muslims

Lots of reasons, but here's a novel one for this thread: because I don't want to do the Hajj. It seems too strenuous, and I don't like hot weather.

Islam unironically says that Jesus survived a Roman crucifixion

The semetic religions have no answer to this.

You do it once in your life time.
You don't like hot weather because you're so fat that you're grilling in your own lard.

Because it wasn't Jesus that was hanged in the cross. It was Judas that was hanged in the cross. It even says in the bible that Judas hanged himself. This is false since it was the Romans who hanged Judas in the cross.
God made Judas's face look like Jesus's face. The Romans even thought they picked the wrong person to hang in the cross since Judas was darker skinned than Jesus.

I'm 33 years old and still have acne. This is ridiculous. I currently have three bright red pimples on my face. It's much better than it was when I was a teenager (I was a pizzaface), but fuck. Acne is supposed to stop once you completely finish puberty and adolescence. Why do I still get fucking pimples? And not even little ones. They're fucking huge and bright red. And currently, they're all on the left side of my face, so my face looks lopsided. One of them is so fucking big that I can see it if I turn my eyes down and to the left. I can even feel that one without touching it. It feels swollen, like the day after getting punched in the face.

What the fuck? Why am I getting nigged by biology and nature? On top of the acne, I'm also losing my hair. So I look like a teenager because of the acne, and an old man because of my hairline. Fuck man.

The answer to it was that in that time pork was actually dangerous to eat. It wasn't cooked properly which left parasites inside the meat like tapeworms. It's more of a cultural thing but it's been indoctrinated into the religion since god forbade muslims to eat it since it caused harm.

Sounds like a shitty theory made up by someone who already has decided they don't want to believe in Jesus. Go blow yourself up snackbar

Kikes gonna kike.

Christianity was written by a jew (Paulus)

Which is one time too many.

You are correct. But that doesn't change anything.

Muslims do believe in Jesus. Jesus is only a profet for us and not "the child of god"

It does change much. If you lost some weight you might actually enjoy it. It's your lifestyle that's tearing you apart. If you were to actually lose some weight you might like to go outside when it's hot.
I used to be fat, very, I lost about 30 pounds in a year which resulted in me starting to like to go outside.

...

I didn't like hot weather even when I was thin. Your theory is bunkum.

Just saying what helped me.
I feel sorry for you :(

Because their Christology is waaay off, even worse than the Mormons.
Jesus is the Son of God, not a prophet.

I'm not an Arab.
Were I, I would, but I'm not so I won't.

...

...

...

...

...

...

I'm the GAY COMMUNITY

...

...

If I wasn't an atheist and a homosexual I'd probably be Muslim tbh

t. lapsed Catholic

because bacon is delicious

...

Because it's just as vulnerable to subversion as every other religion. Fundamentalism is an artifact of war trauma and poverty. Westernized Muslims are sluts within a generation.

because I save in JPEG and don't need to convert anything.

This is so true, all the muslim girls I know are whores

...

It doesn`t respect personal rights of women, LGBTQ and minorities.

It doesn't let me jack off to futa.

...

Yup. And I love it

...