Name change

I want to legally change my name. Help me decide between:
a) user
b) Argument Man
c) Varg
What else is good?

Lester bCobbenworth
Ian Krezenmoller
Lance Budelgangel
Saturnino Ladron de Guevara
Spicy Dish
2 Hard Pounding feat. Jeremiah
BloodGut McGorenson
Cardumenio Biffengudden
Loucretinon Viskenthal

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

Chase Berger

-Disco Bandit
-Accordion Thief
-Pastamancer
-Sauceror
-Seal Clubber
-Turtle Tamer

I like that

Connect to the upcoming generations (Z and kids of Millennials) by following these rules:

Either a city or a per-Millenial boy's name.
Suggestions: Paris, Brooklyn, London, Dallas, Savannah, Hong Kong. Or Logan, Ryan, Charlie, Joey, Johnnie, Kyle, Mike, Harry, Peter, Dick.

Either a last name or make two Millennial boy names fuck
Suggestions: Paxton, Braxton, Spencer, Hayden, Nash, Knox, Carter, Cooper. Or Jayden, Brayden, Kayden, Tayden, Raiden.

I always liked that Star Ocean 3 and 4 had Fate Linegod and Edge Maverick, respectively, as main characters. They didn't have much personality, mind you, but the names were great.

Mick Bick Digglefaüğer

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