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Post things you will never get / have

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ops mom

A relationship with cuddling and missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

decency

A slender wife in her 30s

A >120 IQ gf

a billion dollars

A pic of fugs chest.

virginity

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A life.

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Anal or dickal?

an IQ above 100

t. skeletal poster

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This girl at work I'm attracted to. WAY out of my league.

A mother daughter incest loving bisexual tag team to form a lasting relationship with.

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Daddy cock likes the one in bikini

She is a stunner…I would love to fire a load off in her

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you think she's attractive?

IQ means nothing. I know people that score high on IQ tests yet they make the most stupid and irrational decisions you could think of. If you wanna be smart, train your brain. The brain, as any part of your body, can be exercised and improved. No one's born strong nor clever, you have to work to be those things.

becoming a meme

Yes! My cock throbs as I imagine her slowly sitting on it, sliding it in her tight hole. I watch her pretty face as she grinds and slowly fucks it til it shoots warm goo in her sweet hole

you have low standards

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man, i can reach out with my hand and touch the irony in your post.

It's worth to find one. Trust me.

What would be the graphic representation of "standards as low as racecucks"?

I live on her street. Sometimes I see her thru the window outside and stroke my cock. It's some of the best loads ever blown. Especially when she wears shorts and I can see those legs and pretty toes

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a horses magnificent cunt on a beautiful chicks back side.

Hell yeah now we're talking

just screw a horse, less of a headache

True, and less likely to report a rape

I'm larger than most but that's a Hotdog in a hallway, no thanks.

Tell that to the chickens I kill in Skyrim, somehow they report crimes.

Mares have very muscular vaginas that can squeeze against your dick. Might be bigger than a normal cunt but it can massage your cock

Fair enough.

a tattoo

Laci Green

I'd cum all over here face, then wash it off with hot piss before throwing her outside to let the dog have fun with her.

dude…

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that first pic gave me feels

me in a nutshell

Trust me, guys, harems are EXPENSIVE.

I think we're going to need tits & timestamps in a row of your harem.

Elaborate

If I owned this car, I'd stuff a fleshlight sleeve up its tailpipe and just carry on fucking my car.

Are you a midget?

There's this woman I know, she's everything I ever wanted in a woman. But she does not like me, she will never know me, and I will continue living without her.

r/ing natsoc laci

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