A girl smiled at me today. I was walking past a hair salon and then she looked at me and smiled. I even smiled back...

A girl smiled at me today. I was walking past a hair salon and then she looked at me and smiled. I even smiled back. That shit hasn't happened to me before. She wasn't even ugly!
I'm still glad I'm back home on Holla Forums again, too much normalfaggotry isn't good for me.

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You have to watch gay porn for the rest of the weekend now if you want to fit in with us again.

Congrat OP. That's quite an accomplishment considered most of us haven't even left our room today.

I feel happy for you OP. Good work.

And how old was she, user?
inb4 a 5 year old

she was smirking at you mate

=D

In her early to mid 20's I guess. She was a hair dresser.

I don't think so. I know the condescending type of smile that people throw at you but this wasn't it.

SHE WAS FARTING, YOU DOOFUS!!

a girl on the bus complimented my hair on the bus yesterday

pic related (Its my hair)

Attention from women can be terrifying, thats true.

i like your hair; it seems very crispy and goodsmellin

i haven't showered in 2 weeks

i knew i was right

Stop triggering people with 3dpd, this is a safe space

safe space? This is 4chan, you ignorant

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Post more triggering pix: Cute girls looking at you

She was probably smiling at the person next to or behind you.

Welcome.

I had that happen beore, my heart started racing and I let home quickly.

youtube.com/watch?v=1JUG5tEftuM

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You made me happy ty. 😁😃😁

Small doses are fine, user. A smile isn't a commitment; it's a recognition of basic lizard brain humanity.

Welcome to the human race.

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Wake up.

What's that white thing in the tent? Can't tell if it's a fridge or a giant plastic kettle.

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You mean you got past the freckles?

Usually they pass muster, but… just… ecch.

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people that really don't like 3DPD won't care as they have 0 reason to care and thus be afraid of 3DPD

A blond girl working at KFC smiled at me after giving me my chickens wings, large fires and gravy.

The last place I would expect a marriage proposal

ayy lamo

this was a nice story

take care of yourself

Nice, but you didnt even have a girl let you indulge in your fantasy in public.

When I was black Friday shopping with my two female cousins, we went to Victoria secret, and I sat in the corner scared because all the girls and women might be judging me. A girl came up to a display model with nice legs and cute shoes, which I stared at for a good amount of time before I realized she noticed me. I was on the brink of permanent embarrassment, but then she smiled and moved her foot closer to me, and just let me stare at her until she left.
If it wasn't for her I would have thought all women were stuck up ass hats forever.
Thank you girl in pink nike runners, while all the other girls ignored and laughed at me, you not only let me ogle your feet, but gave me a better view, you rock.

Keep it up user! We all want you to succeed!

Isn't this the polite thing to do?

Some women start yelling rape when a sub-Chad-tier male dares to look them in the eyes and smile.

the shame

She was definitely smiling at someone else. And when she noticed that you thought she was smiling at you, she was horrified.

Now, I'm not going to say that she threw up in her mouth a little in response to the incident. Because she threw up in her mouth a lot.

what the fuck is this shit ahahahahaha what the fuck man jesus fuck oh lord ahahaha

Would wife right one.

it is first day of spring. congrats user, she was considering your d. Mirin your winter gains. looking for someone to preorder Mas Puppet Simulator Effect: Andromedy

Post more beautiful women, fags.

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cool story

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A girl smiled at me today. She looked at my crotch, and had this mysterious half smile on her face. She giggled, while looking at me in the eyes, then looking at my crotch again.

Turned out my fly was open.

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Why didn't you talk to her?!?!?!?!

Why is she so unhappy

She is so cute, even with those yellow teeths and that ugly chancre in her lips, maybe she was raped and that made her stopped caring about her mouth.

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regret probably. fucking random dudes isn't as exciting as she thought it would be. maybe it's not for her.
Wanna have missionary sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation.

uh oh

None of you can believe that a girl smiled at OP
But I bet you would be glad if it was a dude
Fuck, this place has gotten gay
Very pic related

what does that look like?

we only live in the imagination of a 9 years old child

wat?

The comment I replied to. They are looking for reasons why this girl didn't simply smile at OP. She was baring her teeth he said.

if you want to chimp out about it go ahead

if you want to chimp out about it go ahead

no one is chimping out. I am merely pointing out how much a gaylord you are. does this anger you?

No more yous for you. You've had your fill.

Tfw I'm convinced the girl I like keeps staring at me, she flutters her eyes at me and we locked eyes once then we both looked away then looked back and she did the cute laugh thing girls do
This is comfi I like this

Yes. I am angry right now.

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Whoa, she's hot. Moar?

Do her farts smell like pure ambrosia to you, OP? If they do, then she is THE ONE.

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yep, hairdressers tend to be ultra-sluts like that, they sometimes have intense flirty eye-contact with random guys just because they feel like it. It's better to always stay away from sluts

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Wheres the linetrap x old ron jeremy vid at if it exists no homo

The barbers are for queers man, hair salons are where its at. You get your hair done all while getting to stare at some 10/10 grills at every angle thanks to the walls being covered with mirrors. If only you could get served alcohol.

you are actually autistic if you don't just shave your head at home at no cost

nice copypasta

Why do we allow this faggotry?
All trap lovers should fuck off to 4chan

nigga. we aint talking about getting hair did at the salon

Bailey is probably the only trap that I'd let suck my dick.

no homo

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I'm growing my hair out though, it needs trimming and I don't have the time to learn how to cut fucking hair

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