Post your best yo mama joke Holla Forums

Post your best yo mama joke Holla Forums.

Yo mama is so dumb, she had enough stupid in her to make you.

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your mommas so fat she could make an onion cry

Yo momma so ugly, when she went on a safari hunting expedition, they shot her.

Your mom is so fat she has other, smaller, fat moms orbiting around her.

Yo mama is so old and ugly, when she tried to escape the Titanic they said, "Sorry women and children first."

yo mamma's so FAT she has a whole table for eat.exe

Yo momma is so fat she needs to wear a watch on each of her wrists cause she lives in 2 timezones

Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

yo mama so stupid she thought externalities are when you get more nalities

Yo momma is so fat when she got her ears pierced, gravy came out.

Your momma is so stupid she browses Holla Forums and voted for Trump

From SMBC:
"Could God make yo mama so fat that even he couldn't lift her?"

Your mother is so fat that when she stepped on the digital scale it caused a stack overflow.

Yo momma is so fat her butt got its own zip code

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her to do the robot she gave R2D2 a case of AIDS.

Whenever someone mentions a woolly mammoth, yo mamma thinks they talking about her pussy.

Your momma is so black, when you dump water on her head, the bitch drips coffee

yo mama so slutty, she makes Paige looks like a nun

Your momma so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the water jumped back and said, " I'll wait my turn"

yo momma is so cool, i would happily shake her hand