Why does this faggot get to have a girlfriend like this and i don't?

why does this faggot get to have a girlfriend like this and i don't?

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she's a coalburner with no standards

For starters, you should stop having shit taste

Because you're a douchebag.

There are videos where you can see Shoeonhead walking around without any posing. She's tiny and looks deformed as hell. You could easily have a tiny, deformed girlfriend.

Money

And don't forget she's a bald coalburner

Her cock is bigger than his

Uh, he has a life. Get one.

Lad

Is she really??

Personality is everything.

I think he even lost his virginity at 9th grade too.

Because you are a butthurt tumblerite salty about trump.

Go back to halfchan and never come back please.

I think your main problem is that you just wrongfully believed you're a 7/10. You're most likely a 2/10 and people avoid you because you're unattractive and miserable.

What defines a quick tongue?

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Isn't it gay to brag about someone else's life?

Something like that. Along with being able to recover from awkward social encounters, in which I'd usually just quit the interaction.

I wonder how I could practice something like that.
I've come up with a few comebacks in the past, guess I gotta write them full-time and try really really hard to gain meaningless third-party approval from ingrates. ;)

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she's a shortie, you shouldn't want to mix your genes with hers unless you're a manlet

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Because he has an actual personality. Look at his face for fuck sake! Now look at yours. Yours is blank and it moves about as much as a fucking portrait. kys

It's okay man. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 28. You can take your time all you want. Besides, dudes who are older get a higher SMW.