why does this faggot get to have a girlfriend like this and i don't?
Why does this faggot get to have a girlfriend like this and i don't?
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she's a coalburner with no standards
For starters, you should stop having shit taste
Because you're a douchebag.
There are videos where you can see Shoeonhead walking around without any posing. She's tiny and looks deformed as hell. You could easily have a tiny, deformed girlfriend.
Money
And don't forget she's a bald coalburner
Her cock is bigger than his
Uh, he has a life. Get one.
Lad
Is she really??
Personality is everything.
I think he even lost his virginity at 9th grade too.
Because you are a butthurt tumblerite salty about trump.
Go back to halfchan and never come back please.
I think your main problem is that you just wrongfully believed you're a 7/10. You're most likely a 2/10 and people avoid you because you're unattractive and miserable.
What defines a quick tongue?
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Isn't it gay to brag about someone else's life?
Something like that. Along with being able to recover from awkward social encounters, in which I'd usually just quit the interaction.
I wonder how I could practice something like that.
I've come up with a few comebacks in the past, guess I gotta write them full-time and try really really hard to gain meaningless third-party approval from ingrates. ;)
she's a shortie, you shouldn't want to mix your genes with hers unless you're a manlet
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Because he has an actual personality. Look at his face for fuck sake! Now look at yours. Yours is blank and it moves about as much as a fucking portrait. kys
It's okay man. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 28. You can take your time all you want. Besides, dudes who are older get a higher SMW.