My wife filed for divorce last week and I haven't stopped eating since

My wife filed for divorce last week and I haven't stopped eating since.

Tyrone is fucking her right now think about that

Maybe you should eat your wife?

don't use food as an emotional crutch it makes you fat ugly and lazy, use coke instead.
it'll also drain your funds quicker, ie less for her to take from you

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because I fucked a whore

put all your money in gold, and hide it somewhere

Hi buddy.

this
only way to be safe: solid gold bars just like looney tunes

JUST