Choose one

Choose one

Ara Ara is only good choice

Tomboy followed by Ara Ara and Cool Type.

All three will have a hard time as I'm a master of my own domain.

Cool type is the obvious choice.

mine

fuck you Freud

If she can't do all of them, she's not mentally ill enough to become trapped in a codependent relationship with me and I therefore don't give a flying fuck.

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Tomboy is the only correct choice.

Fuck, she's already taken. Smug for me then.

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Yeah, it's not gay, but it defeats the purpose of being a man.

no, that isn't gay, faggot

I guess you're having trouble reading what I typed out for you, let me try it again:

thought you were implying being gay also defeats the purpose of being a man, and no.
also
that is pleb tier shit, nigger

Smug and Cool

this is so super hot

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not so much

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lol at those sounds

How does one go from doing something so right to doing something so wrong? That webm is goofy as fugg, ruins the boner. smh

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cant see anything. Not even a face

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Jesus is the answer… because Jesus is always the answer.

killing the boner is the joke
it is like spamming some thread with good porn, then putting bad porn at the end


there is no face to see

That's not a joke, that's being mean.

but isn't being mean the joke?

thats the problem

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nice trips

High School
Shorty/Equal Height
Regular/Athletic
Washrack
Child Bearing
Androgynous
Pixie Cut
Pale
Receptive
Mostly Equal
Awkward
Tomboy
Pervert

Well if we're going by the classical Roman sense, then yes, this is gay. Submitting to a woman is worse than fucking a man in the dominant position.

My imagination can only do so much for me.

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Easy. Ara Ara

i liked the dynamic of her and keanu in constantine. She was always like "RAPE ME NOW (lowkey, though) and he was always like "gotta kill demons fast"

Cunning
Bant-Master

Toys
Bondage
Pet Play
Cross-Dressing
Rape-Play
Disparaging

Videogames
Shooting
Computer

Glasses

And I don't care for nonhuman traits yet.

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None of that gay furry shit. Just breaks realism for me.

Maybe in my wildest dreams, but I don't really fantasize about things that aren't real.

fixed

once catgirls become real, then all of you fucks will see

once being the key word.

I choose the sleepy type cause I love sleeping

Sleepy Type - to be dominant over.

My Taste > (You)r taste

Flat Chest > Boobs

This is a Jap meme invented because Jap women have no tiddies.
Tiddies are the gift of God for the white man.

no

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Fighting about titty size is pointless! All titties are perfect!

All titties are not equal.
This is a feminist meme created by feminists.

that is true, most 3DPD tits are shit

I choose death

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I didn't even read about the pegging.

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this is why I hate the right, as much as I hate the left

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Taking over this thread with Killdozer

Check em

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