How does Holla Forums deal with depression?

A serious change in your life. Worked for me. Drugs help too, but it's a slippery slope.

I guess Mozart and Newton were weak minded people then. Enjoy your existential crisises at the dead of the night. If anything, atheists are more likely to be depressed and therefore by your logic, "weak minded".

*are "weak minded"

Realizing you are far, far better than some of those living happy but meaningless lives telling you "just live life bro" and realizing that this is humanity's future if you don't man up and have 5 kids with a submissive wife.

I fucking hate them all so much I swear I'll laugh at their fucking obituaries

But really, you are better than you could be, and even if your immediate family is shit you have some sort of volk who would take you in someday

I'm an introvert. I just sometimes need to go out because sitting in my house stoned and/or playing vidya after education my countries school system works like that, I'm not underage sometimes just gets way too boring
My depression states go from mildly-happy with my life through a slight weltschmerz to I want to die. Last one is usually accompanied by an outburst of rage, after which I usually just sleep through the rest of the day. Shit sucks.

*tips*

So much this. My neighbors turned out to be amazing, moved where I live now about 1.5 years now, they gathered their shit and overcame their shyness on New Year's Eve one of those holidays that here, in Poland, doesn't have to be spent with family, we basically go out every weekend now. Also, one of my best friends is a person that I've had quite a huge beef with a couple of years back. You sometimes find friends among people you've never expected to be friends.
Also, the neighbors' sister has a huge crush on me. Too bad she's 15 this year where I'm 19

I don't want to be a pot smoking degenerate though. I also don't have friends.

Chinese food, yum.

BAN THE BIG BAD WEED IT'S A SPAWN OF SATAN
Ughhh the stereotypes are just retarded. I personally know doctors, lawyers, judges and policemen who smoke weed. It's not like it's heroin or meth. Weed should be legal, or at least depenalized all over the first world. USA is doing a good thing with medical marijuana, it works, look at some statistics. More workplaces, less crime, more tax income.
You'll make some in time. You just have to come out to people, change your attitude, make it more open.

sadism

Currently depressed as shit and I can't even go to bed at night without having to get up at night to pace my room and cry. Reality is the greatest hell.

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mostly dealing with the symptoms

What are you crying over user?

Cultivate a masochism fetish.

Smoke weed, idiot.

Most people's stents are at least that difference in age, what is your AoC?

you don't you just move on

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What I find productive is kind of counter-intuitive. Rather than trying to make myself feel better, I try to make everyone else feel worse. If everyone else around me is depressed then I don't feel so alone and I don't appear so very different to them, which makes it easier to function without feeling pressured.

I actually have grown to love it when people ask me what I have to be depressed about, because then I just start listing off their shortcomings as a human being, their failures, and how much I had been counting on them for inspiration and guidance and how much I felt let down by them. Sometimes I can almost physically see the black cloud forming over their heads as they start to cry.

"The Blues isn't about making yourself feel better. It is about making everyone else feel worse."
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i go out and spit on beggars

it makes me feel better

we don't that's why we're here

15, so she'll be fuckable this year. I am a little mixed due to this fact, because I try to follow the (your age/2)+7 rule, so for me an ideal age of a gf would be at least 16.
honestly, she isn't bad looking, has a nice personality and yadda yadda, I dunno wat do, I won't ask pedos for advice because the outcome is obvious

this tbh

Yoga, meditation, walking, tea and reading make a great combo. Disconnect from the internet for a weekend, go camping or something innawoods.
Also attached.

I usually tend to go on week long kayaking trips. Sleeping, eating and shitting innawoods, day spent paddling through the Polish rivers. Coming back home is catharthic, you are tired, you both want to and don't want to come back home. Hell, you don't even know what was happening in the world during that week. A war might have started. A fucking zombie outbreak could have begun. It's truly amazing, anons should try that with some friends or family.

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I watch shows like COPS and Maurray and shit. Makes me feel like my life isn't as bad as it could be if my sister in law was dating my ex girlfriend's brother who is also the father of my sister's child after they got high and fucked in a portapotty behind a Denny's.

Depression is a demon. It's an evil spirit that possesses us. I used to be possessed by the demon of pornography, but I exorcised it using the power of Jesus. Meaning, I made it leave by the power of God. How did I do it? I prayed. Can I pray for you right now?

Kill yourself, christcuck faggot

I go to therapy once a week.
I try my best to block out most bad thoughts by focusing on schoolwork.
Then hobbies like reading, archery, rifle and pistol shooting, hiking and videogames.

I see you're possessed by the demon of wrath. Just let me pray for you..

I'm an atheist but honestly, whatever helps you, dude. Since it helps you it obviously was not dumb.

I was driving to work the other day,
and I said to myself "Hey! Life is pretty gay!"
So, I swerved off the road into a tree.
When I woke there were all these niggers staring at me.
I reached for my Colt, with a budding erection
and fired several shots in their general direction.
All my shots missing the nogs,
my prayers that I'd take down one of these black apes went to the Frog.
But alas, my aim was botched.
Probably from this morning's pain pills and scotch.
"Now all those damned Jamals
will go off to sire mullato cabals!"
I screamed aloud
searching around
for that misplaced bottle of Special K.
That's when I realized something quite gay:
I didn't have a job, nor had I ever!
I was a NEET, who still lived with his mother.
A burden of the welfare state,
just like Tyrone, Kareem, and Jamal…
Maybe we weren't so different, after all.

And that's why, every Christmas Eve, I go out to the Ghettos and pass out 40s, blunts, and buckets of KFC fried chicken; to give back to my black brothers and sisters.

Daily reminder that this is an unironicall triggered fedora.

Trips confirm.

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alcohol

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lots of weed

Underrated trips because it trigger fedoras.

trips confirm

nao

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I was driving to work the other day,
and I said to myself "Hey! Life is pretty gay!"
So, I swerved off the road into a tree.
When I awoke there were all these niggers staring back at me.
These Googles oggled and oogled, their mouths haning slightly ajar,
And that's when I reached for the gun I keep hidden in my car.
With a budding erection, I fired several shots in their general direction.
All my shots missing the nogs,
my prayers that I'd down one of these apes went to the Frog.
But alas, my aim was botched.
Probably from this morning's pain pills and scotch.
"Now all those damned Jamals
will go off to sire mullato cabals!"
I screamed aloud
whilst searching around for that misplaced bottle of K.
That's when I realized something quite gay:
I didn't have a job, nor had I ever!
I was a NEET, who still lived with his mother.
A weight upon the welfare state,
just like Tyrone, Kareem, and Jamal…
Maybe we weren't so different, after all.

And that's why, every Christmas Eve, I go out to the Ghettos and pass out 40s, blunts, and buckets of KFC, to all the little niggers; to give back to my black brothers and sisters.

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Distract myself with silly goals. Neither drinking nor drugging, and a bit of exercise helps immensely as well.

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I just want a good gf tbh. I'm not even picky.

Here's mine for comparsion

I just want a girl that isnt hurr Durr let's go out and spend X, pay attention to me! Video games suck, pay attention to me! Ah so annoyed really.

Wait for a brighter day, bro. All I can do.

ahahaha

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focusing the point will make it go away
lsd taught me that

being depressed is a waste of time, all the time I spent being depressed I'll never get back, so I can only try to make up for that wasted time by actually do shit I find entertaining
so watch a fun movie, play a fun game, read a good book, go outside and build a snowman or lay on your lawn and watch the clouds roll by for an hour, go walk along a babbling brook and skip a few rocks on a pond or just put on a porn playlist, lube up, and jerk off for a couple hours
distance yourself from the things that are tiresome like sad music or depressing themes and colors, break up the monotony of daily life and do something unexpected, sometimes the smallest change in your life will make the biggest impact
the biggest motivator for me is not wanting to feel like my time is being wasted, you pussy faggot

most of all, you will not find your motivator unless you actively try to find it

I have been waiting for someone to care enough to ask how I'm doing in a context other than just a greeting. You know, when they actually cared how I was doing and wasn't asking just as a formality.

In the meantime, I taught myself how to play the guitar, started running, play vidya, and do volunteer work in my community. Distracts me from the pain of living for a short while

ALL SUICIDAL OR DEPRESSED ANONS NEED TO HEAD TO ALL INTEL HQ'S AND OPEN FIRE

I enjoy it.
I put on my headphones, turn down the lights and shitpost. I light another fag and take another shot. I wrap up warm and spend an hour nursing a cup of tea. I walk through the city in the middle of the night and watch the shifty types doing their thing, or I go the opposite direction and watch the lights until the sun comes up.
I live for this shit OP.

I don't understand that. One thing that makes me truly happy is seeing someone else smile or laugh because of me.

With weed!

It- it's fresh pasta… I- I made it for you, Holla Forums. I'm sorry if you don't like it.

Little bit of tobacco, and a little bit of alcohol, and a a whole lot of movies, and a whole lot of food, and even fewer fucks of equal proportions given less frequently.

We're all gonna make it.

Mucuna pruriens and EGCG

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By not dealing with it, like every other well-adjusted adult does.

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Alcohol, weed and masturbation works good for me.

Nature abhors a vacuum, but I refuse to fill my personal vacuum with delusional personalities.

I prefer drugs and porn.

whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS

Kill yourself.

as long as you don't start believing in god, you're not dumb. there's nothing wrong with getting your main source of social interaction from church. what part of the world do you live in?

I was about to call you a tripfag but then it turned out to be another one of dysomnias autistic changes.

In this moment i am euphoric…

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you're a norm gtfo norm

You realize how stupid it makes you look to claim to know something like that, right? Just enjoy the ride and don't be a sack of shit, there's no way of knowing.

Nostalgia and workaholism. Occassional alcoholism.

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I'd choose depression over worshipping a hooknose any day.

Easy.

I just hold it back and pretend it's not a problem until it all just build up so much it breaks loose in such a violent way it leaves me suicidally depressed and halfway incapable to function in day-to-day life for increasingly longer periods of time.

Mental health 101

Get a job, get fit or study something that will likely get you employment. With a job, you have purpose (you have to take shit though but it beats taking shit from yourself and the people you have to convince to give you money). Exercise sucks when you're not used to it and actually doing it, but it's brilliant just after. Don't expect a rockin bod and a sea of pussy after two months. You'll get what you put in. And please don't type up an /r9k/-tier list of reasons as to why you can't do those things, work around it. There's more than one way to skin a cat. And for Odin's sake, stop fraternising with niggers.

i've developed a pathological lust for wealth in order to secure my own ideal, enjoyable lifestyle.

Clinical depression: Acknowledge that nothing is actually wrong and wait until it fades, keep yourself busy in the meantime
Depression: Make something so you can feel like you're contributing to the world, if you can't make something learn how and then make it.