Tell me to say stuff and I just might say it and post it for you

FUCKING LOL, thanks for the laugh mate. (also, you're 100% right)

vocaroo.com/i/s0eiMCshTM7b

"I suck balls all day just because I like it so much"

vocaroo.com/i/s1WQbvF9AlIX

describe your first gay experience

vocaroo.com/i/s1aj2RxTi7iC

OP is your mom not at home. What would she think if she heard her only son spouting such gay utterances?

FUCKING LOL

ABU BAKR PLS LEARN TO AIM

I tried doing a sand nigger voice
vocaroo.com/i/s13GeresFvCD

can you say "abu bakr are you sex?" in a really confused voice

vocaroo.com/i/s1oU6LlikTsf

HAHAHHAHAH HFUCKING GOLD

thanks

other thread got deleted, heres my reply
my older brother had serious girl issues when he was 14 (i was 11) talking to girls and i asked him whats wrong one night when parents werent home
>are you serious user i didnt think you saw anything
>this is weird, THIS IS WEIRD wtf user
>a-user…
>i have to go user
female here

all i know is that it was a one time thing but we never talked about it
he became a big player from then on into his college days, so i guess it worked?

could you read this?

do bane 4u

two planes with one stone
vocaroo.com/i/s1JxI7MVMuBp

vocaroo.com/i/s0KJnYJFWlAd

Say maka is a trash waifu

vocaroo.com/i/s1JJhpyrwDas

your bane voice is amazing

Kek

Top keks
The benis rises

ahaha fenis

well ive tried to make vocaroo into webm but im apparently tech retarded

vocaroo.com/i/s1DvlL3LE5De

u cheeky kunt

Say: here's a (you)

Holla Forums is my favorite roleplaying board
im a jew and jews are white!

fuck off z1

vocaroo.com/i/s033pgdwvtFY

Make a case for yourself as BO:

"Dear Moderation of Holla Forums's Holla Forums ("Random") board…
I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.
I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make Holla Forums great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you."

Say fuck off Z1

This

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Don't invite that evil to this thread

hi z1

vocaroo.com/i/s1sfjW22DY3u

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excellent
i am now certified politician!

vocaroo.com/i/s0ygVaCMWsYf

Nice.

Kek

vocaroo.com/i/s0cIXODWZzZE

Z1/10

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Holy shit

The main reason why minorities act retarded is because they grow up having shit education, and shit peers.
Let me explain in depth: has anyone here grown up in a poor area?
Did you go to a shitty, public school that was understaffed and poorly mantained, with your peers being kids that came from troubled homes, spending most of their free time in the streets?
Do you remember "the cool groups"?
Do you remember how the cool kids, in that environment, were the ones that made fun of anything that wasn't "the norm", any person that had interests other than sports, getting high, fucking bitches, listening to gangsta rap talking about all of the above?
Do you remember how quickly everyone would fall in line with what was considered cool, or became "invisible people" that tried not to piss anyone off, or tried to survive bunching up into mini-groups of edgy, bitter nerds with an us vs them mentality (anons, hint hint).
Do you remember how being curious and having creativity was actively discouraged and seen as weird?
So imagine this, multiply it for an entire city.
For an entire region.
For a whole nation.
This is why certain cultures, or people that grew up in certain places in nations that are otherwise enlightened, end up being dumb as shit.
It's a domino effect of stupidity.
This is why people from the US should, in theory, be reasonable and intelligent considering their technological advancement, yet when you talk to them for 5 minutes, a vast majority of em will seem like the dumbest motherfuckers on earth that believes the stupidest shit and can't grasp basic common sense.
Improve education and enforce good behaviour.
Also fucking fix your economy and give people jobs.
If they still don't want to work, kick them out.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EgzkWrSOwg

you are retarded and a dumb fuck leftist
durp durp the niggers are dumb because of bad education
you are so far infected that you cant be saved

"I know you're out there.

I know you're watching.

But who is watching you?

And who am I?

The one watching, or the one being watched?

Am I both, neither, or merely one of the above?

How's the belly, old chap?"

omfg you're a madman

vocaroo.com/i/s0DBNM5ouFL2

vocaroo.com/i/s1jrSGbaBSeK

Hey, that's pretty good. Sorry about the cringe, but it was on the fly, and your adaptation was just great.

Could I contact you in some way, say a email or similar?

here you go
[email protected]/* */

pls Say
"John Doe u raging homosexual nigger! "
in an angry sand nigger voice
u can something to sljce it up if u want to
thnax user

vocaroo.com/i/s1zRs1DWm8Px

No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none

I'll give you a call.

clyp.it/0olkt1sm

is that my voice in that song?

I wanna end my life
Cuz m so fucking sad
And I wanna fuck some bitch
And I wanna do it bad
And I wanna eat her pussy
On a Sunday afternoon
Cuz Sundays make me sad
But I'll be happy pretty soon
I'll get that bitch drunk
Eat her pussy like filthy frank
And when the bitch woke up
Didn't knew what to say
So I just said "what's up"
Guess that sound a lil gay
Cuz the bitch was freaking out
Bitch be screaming for her dad
And be shouting call the cops
Bitch be trying to escape
But she can't cuz of the ropes
So I sang her this song
It calmed her a lil
So I grabbed my Dong
All I wanted was the succ
Bitch bit my shlong
Dude wtf

vocaroo.com/i/s15QelEvnGjP

vocaroo.com/i/s1Kusp5dycp0

Say
"THE GAY COMMUNITY?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE
WHOOO WHOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not on my watch GayJ Styles

vocaroo.com/i/s1mkMX7YZgth

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Tell me something that will make me not fap the next time I feel the urge to.

vocaroo.com/i/s1p59gcCwfzu

Still a better voice actor than Mass Effect Andromeda

ty ty

" I want to eat a bullet every day, I think about it constantly and the thought that it will be over at some point brings me solace." In a really depressive tone if you can.

vocaroo.com/i/s16640CyxEpu
;_;

Thanks a million

yep
I'm going to bed soon
I might be back next monday evening

Enjoy the sleep, I'll look forward to your return.

why do you sound like a witch?

weeeeeeeeeew