Most offensive joke

Hit me with your most offensive, inhuman joke a normies shitposter can't fathom… And dont pussy out

A muslim walks into a gay bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: "Free shots for everybody!"

6 million

how much you pay?

niggers lol

How many keks in a kike?

whats the worst part of having sex with a six year old?

getting the blood out of your clown suit

What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina?

Realizing you only put in eleven.

What's worse than the holocaust?

Six million Jews.

nigger wakes up one morning to find there's a white band at the top of his head. Goes to the doctor. The doctor carefully measures the nigger's head and the size of the white part and then leaves. About 15 minutes later, he returns with what looks like a chocolate milkshake. The nigger drinks the milkshake and the white band disappears.

What was that drink, it smelled so bad, and wrong with me, the nigger asks.

Oh, that was just a glass full of shit; you were about a quart low.

knock knock.

this works much better spoken than written

Related: what's the worst part about fucking 36 year olds? By number 25 your dick starts chafing

What's the funniest joke about the holocaust?
people still think it happened

still works when written out if you just forget the hyphen…

i.e. thirty six year olds vs thirty-six year olds.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Donald Trump.

lol this #impeach45

He's the joke that just keeps on giving, ey leftypol. Have fun laughing for 8 more years.

nope, but got you to believe it.

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Who's there?

Lol

Thanks for contributing with your joke

250k, stop splitting hairs, you autist.

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This never gets old

It's easier this way:
What's the best part about fucking 23-year-olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the socialist chicken cross the road?

To starve to death.

Is this some journalist looking for a screenshot/quote? Anyway here's my joke.

Why do buggers suck? Because they are niggers

if I pull that off, will you die?

it would be extremely painful for you

[breaks down your door and arrests your family]

What's the difference between rape and extortion?

The spelling of blackmail

fuck niggers lol

I always explain the fact for not drinking that i'm driving a truck through a Christmas market.

You want the most offensive joke?
Locking up and dehumanizing pedophiles while thinking you're saving children.

what does a jewish pedophile say?

What's the worst part of having sex with a girl??…..Taking off her diaper

Niggers

men deserve more

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Put a piece of toast on the ceiling

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave?

A guy was eating this bitch out when he tasted horse semen and was like "So that's how you died, Grandma"

Two toddlers were playing together in the front yard. One toddler said to the other "Yesterday…I found a prophylactic on the patio"

The other toddler responded "What's a patio?"

Your career

I like to leave my used condoms on playgrounds.

I remember in primary school I did a speech about the only asian kid my class microwaving a baby

A guy was eating out a girl when he suddenly tasted what seemed like corn, he continued to eat and then tasted peas, and then kept eating and then tasted beef.
"Babe, are you sick or something"
She responded "No, but the last guy was!"

Why do gorillas frown?
Because they know in a million years they will be niggers.

My girlfriend wanted to break up with me because she told me that she thought I'm a pedophile.
I told her that 6 year olds should not know such long words

What's worse than six babies in a dumpster?
A baby in six dumpsters.

These are literally reddit tier jokes I've heard my normie friends use. The thing about comedy if you tell them beforehand that they're going to be offensive, you can get away with anything.

my life

You are a nice guy op and I hope you succeed in life.

I for one welcome our meme president.